Daily reminder that the french are NOT human

daily reminder that the french are NOT human

hehe lmao

True

We're frogs.

wtf I hate France now

rainbow warrior !

get OUT of my thread jean-luc

as if we need to be reminded of the obvious

About time

It is TIME

Can I be the bread?

KEK WILLS IT

Yes they are superhuman.

stop bullshitting dude

The chinese are also not human.
Is there a connection?

make me, weak toad

Depends

My loaf is rising ;)

dat dere?
frogtech

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we laughing at you m8 honhonhon

It needs to be romantic, passionate and intimate you know, and we need to have a deep and meaningful conversation after

You're up to it ? Because I'm preparing the oven for the bread right now

WHAT

I'll give you nothing but unconditional love and support. I'm not just your lover, I'm your best friend, your soulmate.

I'm greasing the pan as we speak.

wow frenchies are qts

kiss a venomous toad, you'll be tripping balls and thinking he's a prince


NAMEAN

>tfw no American jock bf to tell about literature, science and stuff
>tfw I will never participate with him in frat parties
>tfw I will never massage him after his "football" game and banter him how it's not a real sport and he won't press his body against mine and whisper "apologise"

You probably wouldn't like my political opinions too much though

Still mad New Zealand?

I'm not really into politics. I think we can make this work. It'll be hard, but not even time and distance can bring our love down. I'll travel to the ends of the earth for you.
*holds you close* I'll never let you go pepe.

Ayy, why not, I'm in dire need of a cute bf right now
If I remember correctly there was an American lad who posted his picture not too long ago, was it you ?

Also, I like meaningful relationships but I also like threesomes and stuff, after you only live once

I've posted pics here before, but I doubt it was me. Unless you lurk in /cum/
Agreed on the meaningful relationship part. We can do a threesome once or twice a year, as a special occasion. Sound good?

Ay, I'm on it with those terms

I can't really fly to America though, I have to study here several other years, and for my International volunteer internship I choose Australia.

I'll just tag along with you then.
I'm sure it'll be easy for me to find a job and support us until you go to straya.
I hope you don't forget about me pepe. I'll write you everyday.

Haha, just don't go all Canadian on that, that would be embarrassing

I can support myself with my parents aid, though.
The city I live has plenty of jobs in technical stuff, actually. Plus you could always try and be English teacher, it's literally a always-recruting field

Is this thread homo or what

all frogs suck penis for a living and eat too much garlic