Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz52ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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OATS

REAL NEW THREAD

None of you three are able to correct the fucking template

fuck off template autist

このスレが一番まともそうなんでこのスレに来ました

乙!消されないように!

nobody clicks on these links anyway

おつんつん

ザリガニが2ゲット

>TFWホモだちがいません

おつおっつ~

How to Fuck the F.
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
How to Fuck Mayuyu
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
How to fuck Cute Poster
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
How to Fuck Me
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#

I make new thread

There is place for people like you

me next

t. mulatto

一本でもニンジン

For those of you that started from English, how did you keep the motivation to keep learning?

ニ足でも サンダル

How do you expect to please a jap woman with your little jap penis?

KEK, this is why jap women hate sex, all it consists of is 5 minutes in missionary position with your 2 inch jap cock

FUCKING KEK

三そうでも ヨット

Japanese girls are so pure they love small dicks.

四つぶでも 胡麻塩

>tfw no Japanese friend to go to the cinema with

>For those of you that started from English
Started what from English?
Started from learning English? Started learning Japanese from only knowing English?
Started as English and are now Australian?

kirikirikiri

五台でも ロケット

I thought japs were supposed to understand tatemae, have you EVER heard a woman say

>I prefer a small penis

truthfully?

>Started as English and are now Australian?
kek

六羽でも 七面鳥

>spoof GPS to sapporo
>go on tinder
>run out of people to swipe after 2 days

Hmmm, thats not good. Sapporo is off the list for now.

Did you find kanpai friends?

モアイ像の見つめる先には
海に沈んだAtlantisがあるとか
せやな
要りません
一人でも
仙人

ちんちんに尻

どちらがいい?
七転八起
七転八倒

七匹でも 蜂

八頭でも くじら

九杯でも ジュース

七難八苦

失礼だよ!

Not yet, but now I feel like going to see some movies.

Someday, I guess.

Why are Israelis poorer at English than
us?

...

十個でも いちご

おい、セクシな白人女とかおらんのか
ワイのチンコは16cmだわ、自信あるや

...

オナニー禁止な

Osaka has tons of sluts.

Piece of shit OP

How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#

なんか、かわいい
男は固さで勝負
俺なんて黒金の如し
一人でも、パンツ屋

Do people from Osaka have a more darker skin than mainland Japanese?

sasuga osakankoku

ほんと進歩しねえスレだな
相変わらず変なイギリス旗とタイ旗に粘着されてるしすぐグダグダになるし

...

>Why are Israelis poorer at English than
>us?
y-yes

>Osaka
>not mainland
Is it new meme or something?

...

>Osaka
Never mind had Osaka confused with Okinawa.

Summon non white

I thought Japanese where non white.

Hehe okay

Osaka seems like the best bet, sapporo only has 2(two) high rise apartment buildings, what the fuck kind of pseudo-"""""""""""""city"""""""""" is this?

No. They have more narrower eyes than Northeast Japanese though.

Couldn't really find a statistic that compares the two...
But English is widely spoken here and those who don't have a good grasp on English won't be able to hold any well earning jobs.
or was that just banter? I bet it was just banter, okay, nvm.

>キリッ
kek

そういえばフィンランドの童貞教祖はどこへ行きましたか?
私は彼に教わることがまだ沢山あります

I have had a handful of people ask me "I do not look yellow right?" And when I say that they do they flip their shit

Point taken. I call more non white in this thread

ん?本当に日本人じゃないちゃん?????

あれ、ひさしぶり
就活してたんだけ?
うまくいってる?

I wanna be a part of his 童貞教祖

Sorry I can't read such a long sentence written in English.
But our English skills are way better than yours and Americans'.

As 本物 as my 19 cm penis

I am still hard at studying

三十歳になったら魔法使いになるんだ
訓練や教育などは無用だ

...

...

はい、あなたです。あなたは実際に童貞教祖です

>日本語は話せません
ウソをつけw

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

...

私には誘惑が多すぎます。彼の教えが必要です

What?

That's you, right?

フィン太郎ならJAVで格闘中だよ

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

Long time no see big dick!

ユルユリは糞
お前の嫁は糞
お前も糞
死ね

No, I played pokemon with a friend yesterday, today he was a lazy shit though so I had to go do it alone

Such is the life in the suburbs

アメリカ人って言ってなかったっけか

待ってたよ。また会えて嬉しい。。。

Fuck off leaf cunt

どうしたん
急に

俺?マジで?うわー嬉しい!Shhhhhh

大丈夫

I wont leave my mates, but the life of じゃないちゃん is busy busy

>No
You should change the filenames next time, otherwise people can find out.

>進歩しない
you too
lol
Osaka is the center of Mainland
琉球は明治まで別の国
ただし、縄文直系が多い
まあ、縄文と中国との混血が貴族だった
マレー系とかは殆どいない

Why your pic changes when it is enlarged?

>but the life of じゃないちゃん is busy busy
かわいい

what the fuck are you saying?
Use English Properly.

Today i tried to catch pokemon but because i live in a rural area i only found pidgeys and rattatas
Such is life in the moomin land

ワロス

No clue

I said I wont leave my mates

Then I said my life is busy