This is Sister Mary Kenneth Keller...

This is Sister Mary Kenneth Keller, the inventor of the BASIC programming language and the first American woman to earn a PhD in Computer Science.

Say something nice about her.

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nice hat

Basic was ingenious and your loyalty to God is inspirational

Women like her and Admiral Grace Hopper have a lot to offer the world and technology.

She's not THE inventor. She was a contributor. One of many. One of the inventors.

I'm gonna wank to your picture

I bet she has nice tits. Show us her tits.

BASIC was a good intro programming language.

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10 print “hi sister Mary”;
20 goto 10;
run

Thank Sister Mary

10 GOTO Hell

You know she thought that was funny. I bet she had a good sense of humor.

When my brother and I got in fights when we were kids and saying “yes it is” “no it’s not” back and forth, whoever said “10 print yes it is 20 goto 10” and walked away won the argument.

> BASIC
So, after the catholic religion got to destroy everything created by romans, all the culture and science and basically rolled the human civilization by several centuries and currently still fucking children while unpunished they got to the computing as well...

My guess is that the only thing stopping the world from nuking the fuck out of the vatican already is the artistic and cultural value they accumulated through their infinite greed and disregard for human lives

Still can't being to touch the suffering and death caused by Germany. Germany gets nuked first.

>Reduce the entire history of the catholic church to a few buzzwords

really makes me tip my fedora

Not surprised. When you have devotion, you can do anything

If you're gonna use history as an argument against Roman Catholicism at least fucking get your facts right.

I bet she fucks

If it weren't for her and the other contributors to the BASIC programming language, I wouldn't be able to write spam programs on all the TI 83 calculators.
Disp "FUCK"
Disp "SHIT"
prgmSPAM

This was very fun to do.

Wikipedia says it was invented by 2 dudes. Explain Sup Forums

"Invent" is the wrong word, but she contributed significantly to its development

What are those tiddies like

I can reduce it to one picture. Wanna give it a try?

It's a picture of a jew, isn't it?

what's wrong with my synthesis? Nowadays catholics is basically mafia, if you're an italian journalist you still can't say a word against 'em, exception made for anything related to the paedophile priests - and that's only because it's a proven fact despite the churches' years of denial. And what about their banks? their pornography revenues (independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/revealed-publisher-owned-by-the-catholic-church-sells-pornography-6257572.html)? The fact that they legally own, like, half of the italian soil and don't even pay taxes on that?

And it was even worse when they were an actual state, because almost all of the european kings had to cope with that shit. Which is part of the reason protestants/luterans/other currents were born.

And the whole child-raping fuss hasn't started yesterday, it's been literally decades - or even centuries - because their priests can't marry since the cardinals were afraid that the kids might inherit some of the churches' property. In fact, every other christian religion allows its' ministers to marry. Dont even get me started on that shit, m8

>So, after the catholic religion got to destroy everything created by romans, all the culture and science and basically rolled the human civilization by several centuries
This is true, Catholic church are the original globalists.

I'm a catholic and I agree with you. Some say its a jesuit problem

*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*Annexes Alsace-Lorraine*
SO U BE SAYIN
*Puts on lederhosen*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a bratwurst*
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*Shitposts on Sup Forums and Sup Forums*
U BE SAYIN
*Kills 6million Jews and 3 million Russians*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth then smacks lips*
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the waltz*
SO U BE SAYIN
*Sieg Heils to Mama Merkel*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*Opens borders to 15 million Islamic zealots*
WE WUZ
*Hitler dindu nuffin*
FINNA WE WUZ
*Listens to Eurobeat*
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
*Masturbates to scat porn*
SO WE WUZ
*Rapes Romen women and children*
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
*Lets wife get fucked by Ahmed*
SOM FINNA
*Invades Poland*
SO WE WUZ
*Causes a Schism within the Church*
SOM FINNA
*Grabs Opa's Luger*
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
*Pretends he's white*
HOL UP
*Sucks Hitler's and Marx's cocks*
WE WUZ
*Uses Hegel's Dialectic*
SOM FINNA
*Burns witch*
WE WUZ
*Spread like a cancer across Europe*
SOM FINNA
*Commits iconoclasm*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*Coverts to Lutheranism*
U SAYIN WE WUZ
*Pretends Germany is a country*
SOM FINNA
*sips cum*
ROMISCHE KAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISAAAAAAAAAAAZ UND SCHEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIßEEEEEEEEEEEE
*evolves from primate*

Just cause the church is sick isn’t an excuse to give up and let it rot to death

I guess. Not much I can do with the hierarchy though.

As they say in The Young Pope...
>we have to spend our whole lives trying
>we have to try right until the moment of our death
>that’s what priests do. We give god weight.

What about the Chinese civil war that cost 50 million lives over what was basically a land dispute? Or does that not count because reasons?

Germoney has fucked Europe 3 times in the last century, it's time to start acknowledge that fact, and quit changing the topic.

I don't give a flying fuck about Germany. Yeah, they do stupid shit all the damn time I am not going to deny that or defend them. However, if we're going to say "country x gets nuked first because of the death and suffering they cause" then there are far bigger ones that have caused more. That's all.

The Church was taken over by crypto jews after Vatican II. They installed these pedo priests and went on a massive hiring binge of commies. They are a toolnof the devil now. If you are a true Catholic, you would reject any (((modern))) church, and support traditional Catholic doctrine pre V2, and attend traditional services.

I love sisters

But germoney is fucking the white race, while Chinese just kill Chinese(no big loss).

you mean latin services?

just do
10print"hi sister Mary":goto10

Among other things, yes. The Pope kisses Muslim feet and says everyone is going to heaven now. Complete opposite of centuries of teaching. It's not the same Church, it's corrupted and a tool of the globalists now. What has happened was planned out to crush Christianity, and co-opting the CC is remarkably effective tool.

>Religion was bad!!!
>cry cry
Nice history lesson, what are you, 15?

I'm talking about catholic church, not about religion. Nice reading comprehension, brainlet

she was the very first basic bitch

He’s making valid and real criticisms of the Catholic Church. First you're 15 and say religion is bad. Then you’re a retard and dogmatically take the opposite position. Then you realize religion is good but the Catholic Church is corruptible and needs to be either saved or forgotten and replaced with something better.

I’m guessing you’re the retard at phase 2, making you about 19

Wow, I didn't expect something like this, thank you BASED nun

Sad!

She didn't invent BASIC.

>the inventor of the BASIC programming language
Nice propaganda

SHe didn't invent BASIC, but she was one of the first people to get a doctorate in Computer Science along with some guy named Irving Tang, and wrote four books on CS, so that's still a huge plus. Good for her.

She had a bad habit for coding.

So BASIC was the first Temple OS?

Why was her name Kenneth?
Was she a transister?

>caring about wh*tes

Because we need another continent full of niggers?

No, we need another continent full of japanese. Japan is too small for them all.

Gas the whites nip invasion now! Make anime real!

whites facilitate the nips though
you should be gassing the chinks and gooks if you care so much

Last time Japan tried to colonise somewhere else, America cockblocked them and got pearl harbour'd for giving Japan blue balls

Is this why TempleOS has been known as the 'second coming'?

Wow, based sister.

Maybe if she can give up dick I can too

did you just really try to optimize basic code?

Bump for Sister Mary

*50gorillion robots

Whatever helps you sleep at night

Mao did nothing wrong.

basic bitch.

deus vult

Good for her. Nuns are cute.

Based Christian

>Sister Mary Kenneth Keller,
>Keller.
Fucking hell, his family has a long history of shitwrecking.

>inventor of the BASIC programming language
FAKE NEWS FROM SJW FEMINAZIS!

>The original BASIC language was released on May 1, 1964 by John G. Kemeny and Thomas E. Kurtz[2] and implemented under their direction by a team of Dartmouth College students.[3][4][verification needed] The acronym BASIC comes from the name of an unpublished paper by Thomas Kurtz.[5] BASIC was designed to allow students to write mainframe computer programs for the Dartmouth Time-Sharing System. It was intended specifically for less technical users who did not have or want the mathematical background previously expected. Being able to use a computer to support teaching and research was quite novel at the time.

Fuck off OP. Eat shit and choke on that BBC you're sucking on every day.

>B-but the Catholic Church destroyed science, t-they even burned scientists!

Robert Grosseteste anticipated modern cosmological theories, Gregor Mendel (Augustinian friar) is considered the father of genetics, Isidore of Seville wrote the first encyclopedia of the Middle Ages, but the Catholic Church really destroyed science.

basic bitch

>by a team of Dartmouth College students in 1964
>Mary Kenneth Keller began working at the National Science Foundation workshop in the computer science center at Dartmouth College in 1958

yeah no way she could have been on that team and influential to the development of the language.

Nothing is invented or discovered by a few people in a vacuum. We stand on the shoulders of others.

I was nun good at basic so I quit the habit.

Let's not end up into the usual overgeneralizing pitfall there. I never said that every single catholic priest/nun/whatever is evil and must be burned at the stake; what I did say, though, is that generally the catholics churches' politics did more harm than good. Also, the 19th centuries' catholics were an entirely different beast from the 13th centuries' one, we're getting a bit out of historical context here.

There is literally nothing out there that has only ""negative"" consequences for everybody.

I have female mathetmaticians in my senpai.
Strong women who don't rely on their gender are important.

She is cute. CUTE!

Nice girl

I wish there was someone who taught me how to program or at least show me where to start programming when I grew up. I was living without internet till 2 years ago. All I could do is browse web in the local library and even then it was very restricted. Basic would be the fucking thing!

trust me, the last thing you'd want as a programmer is to have the fucking BASIC as your first language.
Read SICP

>she contributed
What features did she add?

Basic was cozy, dont be snobbish.

I graduated hs a year ago and now I'm studying cs in a public collage. I guess it could be better but I have enough free time to read cs books. SICP is on my list but isn't it like a Lisp programming book? I have nothing against new stuff but learning Lisp seems kinda pointless since I've got the basics down. Only reason I want to get into that books is because I heard that you gain knowledge to set up emacs by reading through it or something.

It's not pointless because it teaches you programming on all levels. I graduated a CS college 3 years ago, and SICP is still teaching me a lot of useful concepts.

Basically, the programming courses (which in my university were PR1 and PR2) are only good if the professor is. And mine weren't: PR1 was taught by an ex-C++ dude who learnt java half a year before teaching it and actually failed me because I attempted using bare arrays instead of a bunch of object because I wasn't doing it """""The OOP way"""""; oh well. While the PR2 teacher was a """security researcher""" who personally touched code maybe 10 years ago - in fact, he thought that it was possible to root android on runtime because "hey, linux can do that and android is basically linux" while bikeshedding all the JVM and locked bootloader logic...

On the other side, when I completed my first year and started with the Architecture classes (compilers, von neumann arch and assembly) - our prof was basically ex-80s hacker (in its original meaning) whose assignments were really fucking sick. It was him who recommended me to read SICP, because, in his words "today JAVA replaced BASIC in that famous Dijkstra quote". I don't even know how did this dude manage to even live because he had, like, every single illness known to man and smoked cigarettes like a fucking train - but he really knew how to do his damn job.

I mean, it uses MIT scheme to teach stuff, but it's not a LISP book - in fact they switched to python lately - they just use it to show you a lot of high level concepts. They chose it merely because scheme has them all - except for the explicit memory management, of course. And now they do it in python because, although it lacks homoiconicity and though an easy metaprogramming, - the goal of the course is to build a tiny robot with basic functionality, and the latter has some really nice libraries for that.

Yeah but it was pretty basic

Fedoric Historians, sirs. Facts doesn't matter, only feelings.
Daily reminder that fedoric atheism is protestant anti catholicism who also hates itself.

All you "analysis" is wrong, lad.

you mean wh*Tes?

where's yours?
read

Back to your containment board, parasite.

Hello Sister Mary Kenneth Keller

I guess too many people realized the feminist crap around lovelace so now they have to shill another stronk womyn.

Germany is the savior of the white race.

Jeez, how tight is that fedora on your head?
It's not 2006 anymore you know. Saying "religion is the root of all evil" is 100% brainlet tier analysis.

see

No it absolutely was not

On /sci/ this would have been the first post. You memers need some training

>hitchens razor
You're welcome.