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podride edition

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

cara

this 2bh

she wants a man from brum but she'll settle with a boy from burton

Ford Focus

Why is the bite so fucking high on the clutch? I had it practically all the way up

DOING a post

Looking for single female from Leeds or Manchester
who likes wearing black opaque tights
for chat and fun meet up

don't believe you

old thread is only on page 7

janny will NOT be happy

what year?

the old passat does this aswell

I need you out of business runt

>Chancellor Philip Hammond has begun discussions with China on an ambitious free trade deal which could see greater access for major Chinese banks and businesses to the UK economy.


ahhh yes

is PoF the best dating site? a lot of people here seem to use it

alri matty. how's the call centre treating you?

graduating from the university of life today

yeah that's what I do, buy a piece wear it for 6-8 months then sell it when I get tired of it, only keeping the pieces which are ++ in my heart
are you the aussie who also talks about movies?

Really enjoy my new 12 plate peaugot 207 sportium lads

>The three most powerful armies in human history fight to stalemate


Really makes you think what kind of nonce would decide to do it again in the 1930s

me IRL

pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=100532465

2007

Fucking hill start was appalling

ahh yes the lovely chinese

Why do all the girls on POF seem so defective?

Most women I know in real life are nowhere near as bad.

nah it's mostly slags and single mothers

maybe good for a shag would never date anyone on there

>right to live and work in 28 countries

the gf

eating a pain au chocolat haha

>tfw right to govern yourself

literally this

because it's a free online dating site
do you really think a normal girl would waste her time with that?

>pain au chocolat

Does it hurt??? haha

You learning?

You'll get used it I suppose

Some notably shitty cars to drive are an s40 and a megane

why are north eastern people so fucking weird?

rogerebert.com/great-movies

If your favourite film isn't rated 4 stars by Ebert then it's trash and you deserve to be hung for crimes against good taste.

Wanked four times in under an hour lads, new record for me I think

got called a nigger in waitrose

How is it going lads?

might put something on ebay lads, bit nervous about the whole process

The internalisation of the woman, in receiving the seminal fluid, is totally different from the masculine orgasm of ejecting it, and inasmuch as man insists on her having an experience similar to his he is simply imposing his sex on her. The primitive custom of amputating a girl's clitoris at the time of maturity seems to have the meaning of making her more feminine by removing the source of masculine sex activity.

youtube.com/watch?v=YMHOcmDVBP0

Some sort of seizure? Illness? Brain damage? Human skin suit not fitting right?

I'd be a disgusting sweaty mess if I tried that

*27 shit countries and the UK

got called a nigger in waitrose

got called handsome in the train in london once and i got scared haha

mate they are some of the best cars to learn in, just 'git gud'

what were you doing?

No, this was a test drive for a used car, he was just in an underground garage so I had to hill start to get out

...

Creepy as heck

nicking a freddo
paki at the front was fuming

'Tis better to be a warrior in a garden

Than a gardener in a war

got called ugly by my mates

well they were right

Can you tell me where the Crawfords come from in the UK? Are we a noble family?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoah_(film)
>9 hours long
might give it a go lads

in skengs we trust
big black rusty ones

Black people aren't allowed in Waitrose.
That's an unwritten law.

is google broken?

Ahh yes, politicians. Real admirable people they are.

NEED a russian gf

where am I supposed to shop then? tescos was shut

i saw that it was okay
best movie/documentary about shoah

an hour for every billion Jews killed

It's the least you can do

kek. was just thinking about that too. Would have to marathon it 20 minutes at a time

Because it's an American car and we're taught not to ride the clutch

>China
>Big Dick

If only chinese people posted on this board.

We must never forget about Alfred Hitler and his vicious murder of six hundred innocent Israelis.

get out

>them skegs in Kazakhstan

>china

i rode your mums clutch last night mate

what now faggot?

that's not china you dumb cunt. china's says hentai

...

idiot

Just came

your third eye will be cemented shut permanently and your pineal gland will dissolve

>House Crawford were a relatively new house in the latter stage of feudal Britain. A family of swineherds, the family became a house after doing a more than capable job at mucking out the sties of King James the Second. They were frequently mocked by other Lords and Ladies and their legacy has been reduced to a few clean pig sties. [42]

Really makes you think

they wouldn't give you a second look if your dick was below 8 inches

I've already been to the great beyond lad, my third eye has been open since birth.

hmmmm

need a kazakh gf

She drives an automatic Toyota Sienna...

Damn thing drives like my riding lawnmower.

>narrow search to university grads only
>proportion of black women doubles

rlly mak u fing

why do people like you even bother coming to Sup Forums

me top row far right

>plastic bottles on table

Absolutely disgusting.

wonder if those lads are hung af

me top row far left

Hmmm hmmm hmmm

Like puppets on a string...

The Departed was horrible

why did it get 4 oscars?

...

looks like a very convenient car desu

well if it was a garage it was probably a particular steep hill

it could need a clutch replacement which will be like 200 quid

Am hung like a horse lads

*Whips it out*
*drops it on the table*
*THUNK*

don't believe you 2bh

believe you though

i was only PRETENDING to be retarded i swear

got the internet gf to do a meme

vocaroo.com/i/s08IrdclX6DQ

*chocolatine

>it could need a clutch replacement which will be like 200 quid

That's not too bad

England/Ireland btfo lads

glass yourself