Your country

>your country
>At what age did you get a job and move out?

Canada
never. I'm a NEET and all I do is play league of legends and masturbate with my onahole. I'm 29 years old.

>NEET at 26
>just drink and shitpost
>still manage to be a normie

what's a normie anyway?

I'm on /r9k/ like 5 hours a day minimum but I don't get what a normie is still, I'm so unclear on the definition.

Is it like a normal person who doesn't have mental illness or hate their life?

Originally meant neurotypicals but now it just means anyone that doesn't have Sup Forums's patented version of autism

>never. I'm a NEET and all I do is play league of legends and masturbate with my onahole. I'm 29 years old.

wew that's me since I was 13(without the onahole) till now

I-It's gonna get better, I know it.

Janny is on a tear!

People who work/study and have gf/bf's

I guess the loosest definiton of a "normie" is someone who's able to function well in society and hit all the key milestones with few problems - graduate school with good grades, get a girlfriend, get a job, have a promising outlook for themselves, etc.

If you're able to get a girlfriend, a job and have friends, you're usually considered a normie.

Having a social life and/or traits related or associated with having one.

>First job at 18
>Been in and out of work since then
>Couldn't afford to move out of home
>Only been in the last year that I've been living away from both parents
>29 now

You would be considered normie just by having one of these three things. Maybe except the job depending on what job is.

>what's a normie anyway?
>anyone that doesn't have Sup Forums's patented version of autism
Pretty much that.

>You would be considered normie just by having one of these three things.
Yeah, what's what I meant. I should have said "or" instead of "and".

No way you could be called a normie if you can't manage to have a relationship/fuckfriend even if you have a "successful" life otherwise

parents kicked me out because i was a leech for 4 years straight and did nothing but play video games masturbate collect porn and drink
greatest time of my life

now all i do is attend college and stare at women

so normies are anyone who isn't a complete sperglord autist? Interesting desu

But why is it used as an insult? Wouldn't being a normie be a good thing

>First job at 15
>Moved out at 17
>Quit my job at age 24 and moved back home to go to college.
>25 now

>Wouldn't being a normie be a good thing
No, normies have their own little circlejerk going on and look down on anyone who isn't like them. They don't care about anyone who isn't a normie.

Well yes and no. They're annoying and I'd prefer they fuck off

Why would they? Who would want to interact with a bunch of depressing losers who have nothing more to say than that cool pepe meme they saw or thst anime they watched last week

>Who would want to interact with a bunch of depressing losers who have nothing more to say than that cool pepe meme they saw or thst anime they watched last week
I see what you're doing here.

>so normies are anyone who isn't a complete sperglord autist? Interesting desu
It seems to vary depending on who you ask.
>But why is it used as an insult? Wouldn't being a normie be a good thing
Away from Sup Forums, sure. But you're surrounded by the most sour grapes shitheads on Earth here. They're obviously going to shun anything that doesn't involve shutting yourself away from the world and bashing one out to hentai.
>No, normies have their own little circlejerk going on and look down on anyone who isn't like them.
>They don't care about anyone who isn't a normie.
Somehow I think the irony of that is lost on you. In a, "Be a renegade by conforming to all the stuff we tell you to," kind of way.

Just playing devil's advocate here. I don't think you can really blame them for wanting nothing to do with autists

>move out
18.
>job
Haven't worked a day in my life.

>your country
Flag
>At what age did you get a job and move out?
Got a job at 16, still live with mom 4 years after.

Well if you have even a drop of normie in you then you already know how fucking painful it is to deal with autistic cunts IRL. You don't see them all the time, but every once in a while you meet somebody that makes you go, "So that's what that weirdo I saw on Sup Forums would be like in day-to-day life." They're unbearable, there's nothing about them that makes them appealing enough to involve in social activity or to even make you think that it's worth the effort to try and help them.

Damn that's true. That's happened quite a few times actually

I'm no normie per-say but I've seen a few of them and it made me wonder if they shitpost all day on Sup Forums in their spare time. Fucking weirdos man

What causes this? Did they not get beat up enough in school? Are their parents enablers? What causes this shit

>Away from Sup Forums, sure. But you're surrounded by the most sour grapes shitheads on Earth here. They're obviously going to shun anything that doesn't involve shutting yourself away from the world and bashing one out to hentai.
Normies fap to hentai. Real robots can't cum because of the medication they're on. I just look at picture of cute 2D girls instead.

24 never moved out

worked at mcdonalds for 2.5 years, no job atm

>I'm no normie per-say but I've seen a few of them and it made me wonder if they shitpost all day on Sup Forums in their spare time. Fucking weirdos man
Yeah I'm right there with you. I don't think I'm a normie, either; but I'm definitely way more normie than at least 50-60% of this board.
>What causes this? Did they not get beat up enough in school? Are their parents enablers? What causes this shit
I'm not really sure. I think you might be onto something with the enabling, but I don't think it begins and ends with their parents, though. Society as a whole has made all kinds of behaviour socially acceptable that even twenty years ago would draw in some serious bullying until people started towing the line. Which wasn't necessarily a good system, either. But people do seem to naturally swing between extremes for a while before they find a happy medium. So my guess is you're going to see a lot more of it for quite a while.

Sub humans (like you) on this site pretend like it is one to show their artificial rage about their own Sub humanity.
Basically they know they are human Garbage and will never achieve something so they try to show their desire by using it as an """"insult""""

The connotation of normie is that normies are herd-like. The definition is just "normal person", but by use, "normies" do things that other people are doing without reflecting on why they do them. If you do normal things without thinking about why, that's different from doing normal things while wondering why they're the norm and why it continues to be the norm.

It's not really a bad thing. Normal people like this tend not to get upset for prolonged periods, and if they do get upset they tend to be confused about why. Normal people, imo, just seem to lack introspection. "Abnormal" people in respect to this tend to over-think things.

That isn't to say that Sup Forumsizens are somehow introspective philosopher-kings. Memes are a good example of how herd-like Sup Forums can be.

>24 never moved out
>worked at mcdonalds for 2.5 years, no job atm

What a success story lmfao. don't you feel ashamed even typing that out?

ok. How can we fix it?

Should we bully and ostracize autists?

I think I might bully the next ones I see and make them uncomfortable. Maybe they'll go home and hang themselves

In elementary school I beat up some retard with legit autism every recess. I wonder how he's doing these days, I want to give him an old pat on the jaw from the old days

how can we best end the lives of as many abnormies as possible?

bump

>Should we bully and ostracize autists?
>I think I might bully the next ones I see and make them uncomfortable. Maybe they'll go home and hang themselves
I think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself there. Society doesn't just allow their weird behaviour, it protects them. You'd probably be opening yourself up to prosecution doing shit like that. Although I'll be honest with you, I really don't care enough about this to actually want anything bad to happen to them, I just think they're weird and difficult people to be around. But even if you do want to hurt them more, why? Think of it this way:
>You wake up at 1pm.
>You roll out of bed and sit at your computer.
>You watch some anime, play some vidya, maybe have a wank to something a bit weird, then go shitpost on Sup Forums.
>You hear some people walk past your bedroom window, they're clearly a group and you can hear them socialising and enjoying their day.
>You immediately start trying to think up reasons to convince yourself that these people are actually miserable slaves, they're beneath you and you've actually got it all figured out.
>You watch some more anime, then it's time to go back to Sup Forums and tell everybody how dumb they are for trying to have nice things, friends, family or any competing world view for that matter.
>You continually try to convince yourself and others that what you do everyday falls under the banner of "self improvement".
Tell me you need to hur that person. Tell me that that person's existence is not already punishment enough.
>In elementary school I beat up some retard with legit autism every recess. I wonder how he's doing these days, I want to give him an old pat on the jaw from the old days
That's actually a bit fucked up mate.

>That story
trueeee. You can just hear the bitterness in their posts, they want to be normal and have friends. They don't think all women are whores, they're just trying to console themselves because of what they can't get

Nah the autist had it coming

He was annoying as fuck and smelled like shit, we all hated him. Makes me angry just thinking about it, fuck I hate autists

DELETE THIS

>You can just hear the bitterness in their posts, they want to be normal and have friends. They don't think all women are whores, they're just trying to console themselves because of what they can't get
More or less, yeah.
>Nah the autist had it coming
>He was annoying as fuck and smelled like shit, we all hated him. Makes me angry just thinking about it, fuck I hate autists
You're really not helping the bit where you don't sound a bit fucked up.
Memes aside, why? I'm not coming at this from a place of animosity here. If anything I'm saying live and let live where you weirdos are concerned. I realise it's hard for somebody that's never had a friend to realise when somebody else is being a friend to them, but I'm not out to get you here.

>Canadians.

Not even once.

This board isn't that bad, compared to most boards on this site.

Just like me. wew

Really?

Do you ever shove dildos in your ass, put on lipstick and shitpost while jacking off to anime?

I do sometimes

You what m8? hahahahahaha

yet another canadian cringepost

Never
I'll turn 21 this year and I've been a NEET since when I finished high school.

Neet master race

What do you do in your time? I've spent probably over 4000 hours plsying league of legends by now. Parents said theyd kick me out but if they do ill just hang myself probably

I'm a 31 years old Brazilian NEET and i stay in the computer all day. I'm very fat and hairy.

I play games, watch some TV shows, masturbate, eat and sleep.

Sounds good.

Personally I haven't left my house in 4 months even for 5 minutes.

My penis is covered in smegma and hair, how about yours?

Sounds fun, what's your favorite show? I like MLP and spongebob. I like to masturbate to dog pussy and eat macaronis with cheese and tendies

My doctor said I have very bad health and I will die a premature death due to my lipid levels and triglycerides because of my diet XD

He said it 3 years ago and I haven't seen him since. Is ur health good?

>your country
Argentina
>At what age did you get a job and move out?
I moved out at 18 when I moved to Buenos Aires to study, but I became economically independent at 25

is it safe to say lower your standards if you can't get a gf

>all this neet comments

god... you guys really failed at life

Brazil
25, After I graduated colleage and got a real job

NORMIE OUTTTTTT!!!!

I want to leave this country before that ever happens

I'd rather die alone.

same op

>TFW I will die alone and need an XXXXL custom-made coffin because I'm so fat

Feels fuckin good, man

Who
>rich and good looking but difficult world view (extreme rightl to reconcile with others and have to share it rather than lie, can be extremely social in short bursts. Introspective type but not a loser
Here?

flag, left after gap year of working and travelling to be a student, so i'm back on mummy money and student loan really

oh shit left at 19 lol
but could have supported myself if i stayed working that shitty job full time

>don't you feel ashamed even typing that out
Typing that while posting on a christian autism imageboard is kind of wrong, don't you think?

I can't really be sure since I rarely visit the other boards, but if people on them are worse than people on Sup Forums then holy shit that's incredibly bad. That really, really is. If the dim-witted, autistic shit that people spout on here isn't that bad then I don't think I want to see the other boards, either.

You're joking, right? Sup Forums is fucking normie central.

Try /mlp/ or Sup Forums or something to see real autism.

Most guys in Sup Forums have jobs and are married to hot blondes.

Hahahaha

no they aren't

Yeah and they are all black

>Sup Forums is fucking normie central.
That's sad.

>Sup Forums is fucking normie central.
which isn't a good thing

you fucking normie

hahaha ok Sup Forums

Yeah and most of Sup Forums is really engineering graduates, executives and anybody that makes less than 500k a year is a loser.