Hello, Sup Forums. I am from the year 3017...

Hello, Sup Forums. I am from the year 3017. I have come back 1000 years in order to collect information and answer any questions you may have.

I will answer to the best of my ability.

>in order to collect information
go away botnet REEEEEEEEEEE

Please kill yourself. A thread died for this.

Do you have to be 18 years or older to browse this site in the future?

is GNU the world religion yet

This site no longer exists in 3017.
No.

How do I shot web?

Did you install gentoo

I do not understand the question.
Gentoo does not exist in 3017.

Gentoo will always exist

HOW DO ME SHOT WEB NIGGUR?!?!??
I THOUGHT YOU FUTURE PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART?

How is 3017?

Boring. That is why I am here.
I am still confused.

Can you describe 3017 in more detail?

>I am still confused.
males that contain large amonuts of melanin in their skin pigments insert their tongues in your orafice in order to stimulate it

It is large and empty. We are barred from entry into planetary space by the planet-trapped. But I do not hold a grudge for their caution. We have still yet to discover alien life forms capable of communication.
You have answered the question. Have a male insert his tongue in your orifice.

is everyone autistic in the future

No.

What operating systems do you use?

Why did you choose to come back to this particular point in time?
Will there be an event of great importance happening soon that caught your interest?
And why did you choose this site, and this board to communicate with us, and not some other more popular site like Reddit, Twitter or Facebook?

How come you can read and write English so well? It is non-obvious to me that English will remain standard for a 1000 years

Signature.
Others make jokes about being from 2017. I have inverted the statement.
I am curious how humanity was before cooperative AI were developed.
The transience of this site is oddly comforting to my host.

Language no longer exists in 3017. I am using the skills of my host. You may notice, as I answer, certain words are compound. They do not exist in english but are common in 3017.

> I am curious how humanity was before cooperative AI were developed.

Are you an AI or an artificially created being? Or are you a human (or some other organic sentient life form)?

I am human, but without body.

How do you even know English?

Install gentoo time travelling faggot

are you a blackhole shitting into the void

What happened to human races?
Were some exterminated?
Did some become extinct through mixing?

What happened to new age (LGBT, feminism, etc.) movements?

What are the status of religions? What did happen to christianism, judaism and islamism?

What were some noticeable wars from 2017 to 3017?

What happened to gun control worldwide? Did 3d metal printing became affordable thus rendering guncontrol unenforceable, or did some other thing cause gun control to dissapear?

Was there some sort of eugenic program enabled from 2017 to 3017? If so, in which countries?

How did Sup Forums end?

Did an universal income check get implemented? If so, at what date and in which countries?

Thanks for your time if you answer these questions.

Are you autistical?

I certainly hope chaos king fucks my hole until I am physically crippled

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