/brit/

ohayou gosimasuuuuuu edition

korean pop

she wants a man from brum

>gosaimasu
>not gojaimasu

taking my paid holiday from maccies lads

feeling some pretty intense freedom right now

will yanks ever know this feel?

>Didn't even get off the first page

Janny isn't going to like this.

getting ready to head to the call centre?

she wants a man from Flat Spracklen House

>Yeah fuck that, I'm more than happy to have it rigid but be guaranteed 28 days plus 8 bank holidays.
Because your worthless and have nothing to offer which you could bargain with and need Mommy State to get stuff for you.

No lad you're not free. You've fucked up. They can negotiate it! So they could just negotiate five days a year !

Who needs 28 when you can negotiate for 10 days or something?

she wants a man from the south

Wahey so am I

When are you going? I'm there for two weeks from the 5th. Let's get together and suck each other off.

Wew. /brit/ meet up in Berlin?

>Because your worthless and have nothing to offer which you could bargain with and need Mommy State to get stuff for you.

Not him, but basically yeah

Why does San Diego have so many homeless?

I thought London has a lot of homeless before I went to San Diego.

going there on the 23th and leaving on the 29th. sorry fàm

Aussie bf available here, want brit bf for cummies and kissu

>mommy
fuck off yank

So what lad? I'd rather have that safety net.

I'd love to know what kind of job in America you need to be doing to be able to negotiate 28 days holiday.

business idea: trade my skills for cash

cute x

OH FUCK

I'll let you know if I get culturally enriched

>Mommy
nice proxy

Give me ONE (1) good reason NOT to kill myself lads

how's $50 sound for a quick blow?

it could get better

The Brazil olympics are going to be a clusterfuck

>Why does San Diego have so many homeless?
i live on the east coast but cali has a lot of homeless because of the weather and the tech industry has increased cost of living to ridiculous standards.

>I'd love to know what kind of job in America you need to be doing to be able to negotiate 28 days holiday.
my dad gets 28 days cause he's in a senior position. if he stayed at the same place he'd have more than that.

generally if you stay in the same place for a while you will get a lot of holiday time.

I'm a kraut.

One problem is that your rigid system causes actual talent who do have something to offer and bargain over to be unable to do so and to leave your country.

how hot is it in Bongistan? It's been hanging at about 85-90F here (30 in gay French units)

aww shit I'm unironically going to San Diego pretty soon

tell me the highlights of your trip pls

>muh heritage
fuck off yank

Any good anime that have British characters other than that Karen thing.

in the 60s

someone say good night to me so i can have sweet dreams pls x

Lots of happenings lately, interesting times.

That seems more reasonable.

>I can't bargain about these 28 days holiday and 8 bank holidays so I'm going to leave and go to America and if I'm lucky I'll get a whole 10 days!

hope you don't wake up x

*spits in your face*

Is it wrong to have takeaway leftovers in the morning lads? Keep in mind I've been up for about 6 hours.

you will now dream of niggers fucking your tight arse. imagine your bumhole being stretched around a big black cock now

>that Karen thing.

Yeah, you're not meant to have leftovers

>tfw rain this afternoon

own jones is actually quite tolerant of people having opposing views. i don't mind to guy even if i don't agree with a lot of what he says.

boku no pico

I always eat left over takeaway if it's pizza, or a curry to reheat or something like that.

Wouldn't eat a cold kebab or anything though.

*bangs on table* i wanted a vocaroo :^(

post toot

i will give you half of the cash you want and you will work 363 days a year

I've been hitting up this limey broad and she ends all her texts with an x. Is this some writing handicap?

>Is this some writing handicap?
no sweetie x

>all this talk about bargaining for pay and holidays

In a vacuum it makes sense because without interference it should allow the job market to find equilibrium. But in reality, because people applying for jobs need the job more than employers need to quickly fill them, it means that the negotiations are unfair and bias in the favor of employers. Labor laws on the side of the workers that guarantee time off offset that imbalance and insure fairness.

I'm really looking forward to tommorrow's weather

if you don't open this door I shall gain access to your room via the window

axis powers hetalia, girls and panzer

I'm out

Lower class Americans (e.g. waitresses) invariably thought I was French when they heard my kraut accent which was baffling. Educated ones (I was there on a research conference) did recognise I was German so I wonder what the deal was.

It was very nice, SeaWorld was definitely worth seeing.

Just as walkable as any US city I've seen (or Milton Keynes) which is not at all.

>unironically using C

>>>/canada/

Shout, shout, let it all out

Does anybody else find Americans have no middle ground?

Every American I've met and lived with/ travelled with/ etc has either been an absolutely top lad or a complete autistic bellend.

It's like they onyl develop to be either really cool or really autistic.

if i dont receive a good night vocaroo real fuckin soon

>SeaWorld
you arsehole

>that karen thing

you're just bipolar

Not in my experience

I was thinking less girly weeb crap. Fucking hell, I like some anime, but do you weabo lowlifes ACTUALLY watch shit about schoolgirls who ride tanks? Fucking hell.

maybe you're the one who has the problem because you view people in black or white terms of approval or disapproval

I'm doing it so our limey friends know what the temperature is

k-on da movie

every american I've met is shit. autistic little children.

for starters you can send me a
f u c ki n g good night vocaroo

Definitely autistic mongs like the americans I was talking about.

Where are the cool lads?

what should i have for breakfast?

All modern anime is girly weeb crap, friend. That's what brings in the big bucks

man i want to fuck her :s

kyo-obaa doko-ni iki-ma-shaa kan-eehh
adoko doko doko doko hyuh

Well then go back to your own country if we're so terrible.

not everyone can be such pristine and respectful travelers like you brits, give us a break

sending me a goodnight vocaroo is very delicious and satisfying

Yeah... Eyy sexy lady op op op op oppan gangnam style

I'm eating an early morning breakfast of pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns, and sausage links. Top notch, would recommend

What's wrong with GuP?

Oh wait, you haven't seen it and you're just writing it off as moeshit without knowing anything about it. Typical.

I am a complete and utter manchild and it's getting to the point where it isn't funny anymore

how about a fuck you vocaroo

haha guess who's here

it's me!!

i think it depends on whether they see themselves as travellers or americans.

you can only talk to an american for so long about all the different stuff here to there before you want to glass them.

Don't you want to try and negotiate it?

Completely forgot that existed

Oh, also since I was supposed to talk about the highlights:

Pretty women smiled at me and said hello to me when we passed each other on the pavement which I've only had happen to me with old people in other countries.

>I wonder what the deal was
were not europeans and lower class people have little to no contact with euros.. best way to explain it would be like you confusing a thai and viet accent.

Alright lads, it's a Monday and you're still shitposting.

What's your age / job/ income ?

22 / unemployed graduate runt / 0

have blink 182 songs stuck in my head for no discernible reason

hi herts

what is your degree in?

Every limey I've met traveling has been a drunken disrespectful shitbag. No doubt that's where we inherited our own tendencies.

>be young, ignorant of worlds horrors
>grow up, slowly become more and more aware of terrible stuff
>COR BLIMEY THE WORLDS GOING TO THE DOGS THESE DAYS HAHAA

NOT LEAVING UNTIL I RECEIVE A GOODNIGHT VOCAROO
NOT EVACUATING UNTIL A GOODNIGHT VOCAROO ADDRESSED TO MYSELF IS POSTED
STAYING HERE PRECEDING MY RECEIPT OF GOODNIGHT VOCAROO

24 / NEET / £57-something a week

sounds fantastic

are you at IHOP?