ROYAL SMASH TO THE BOLLOCKS
/brit/
janny's gonna do his NUT
korean pop
our nige
He's gonna nut
AHHHH FUCK SCALDED MY FUCKING TONGUE AND NOW IT'S FUCKING KILLING AHHHH A BLISTER FORMED SEND HELP
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Any of you lads finding it hard to cum after wanking for an hour?
shit post fuck off
getting closer
very promising work
Rasheed here lads
why would i wank for an hour
Are Kazzer
Bad ratings post, no promise
They should prescribe amphetamine as an antidepressant, never mind this SSRI bollocks.
"no thank you, i will go to a different hospital, your prices for defibrillation are far too high"
what happened in Germany
nah m8
see a doctor desu
karunts out
off to my interview
pakis
Quite enjoying Life is Strange
Wish I was a teenage girl tbqh
Cultural enrichment
they lost WW2
religion of peace playing up again, nothing to see here
and what will happen in UK
Need to edit this sho she's lifting her shirt and flashing people
when will they learn, lads?
nothing, we've been nice to ours and we have a decent security service
gf is in a log cabin in the middle of the forest next to a lake in Finland and I'm stuck here with you twats, wanking to my reflection in the mirror
>We've been receiving reports that you've been sending threatening letters to a disturbed man in Marlow. Do you know anything about that?
Anyone else take the time to admire their own reflection?
I do
t. narcissist
annoying thing is she's probably in heels lol
*hisses at you*
*skitters away and slips between a crack in the floorboards*
*squeals as you try and stamp on me through the floor*
ehehehehehe!!
*scampers away to my den*
wish heels were never invented desu
I printed this post
I’m looking forward to the time I can paste it
Oh fuck this thread has a runt infestation
Is this how runts existed before the creation of the farms?
Sad to think we would have world peace right now if it wasn't for the toxic narrative of the Brexit campaign
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some twat just said I'm going on his ''noted list'' before rage quitting the game
what does that mean?
Gf was trying to cuddle me last night but she was waking me up so I elbowed her in the head and she made a sort of shocked gasp/whimper noise and then left me alone
Feel kind of bad desu, like kicking a puppy
You're going out of business
Sister is listening to Lily Allen
Reeee, etc.
It's good for a bit, but it has one of the worst endings of any game I've ever played.
Fucking plot holes and unexplained shit everywhere.
He needs you out of business sunshine
Why suddenly ded?
Me too, they do horrible things to women's feet.
going to the shop anyone want owt
Stupid English people on suicide watch
blogs.spectator.co.uk
Me on the far right
I just vanquished the runts.
This desu
Hate seeing cute girls hobbling around cause they were heels all the time.
Nah I can cum in a few minutes, 20 minutes; but after an hour I just get a bit soft
>applies steroid cream to foreskin
Ah yes, this should help the phimosis nicely
hehe its a china doll
Monday
The normaltypes have gone to work, innit.
I have the charisma of a damp rag
>foreskin
reported
just took me shower haha xx
who /Cornish/ here?
so sick of Emmets, can't wait for the summer to be over.
why do you lads hate summer so much?
smfh
Is the camel not scared by that flaming vehicle?
*does thing*
what the fuck is an emmet
I could carve a better political party out of a banana
Hey mate you're all red, ARE YOU A LITTLE CROSS? AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
's just a joke mate calm down
>Emmet (alt spellings emmit or emit) is a pejorative nickname that some Cornish people use to refer to the non-Cornish. It originally referred to tourists who visit Cornwall but has also been used by native Cornish Folk to refer to "incomers" or residents who have moved to the county but were not born there.
people who aren't inbred
>his coffee machine costs less than £1000
ummm... okay? lol
let me see your cock hehe xx
Basically cornish version of Eejit.
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Normie families coming to the beach for their normie holidays.
Reeeee and such
ban is finally up lads, can get back to zafiraposting now
cornish are the ultimate runts
Off to my job interview lads
Pretty lucrative position if I may say so myself
>be german
>get blown up
>be german get macheted
>be german
>get shot
>A man has been shot dead and at least two people "seriously injured" at a house party in Surrey.
>He said: "[It] is next to the church and it is rented out for parties. They paid in euros, so may not even be from England.
Ah yes, the civilised Europeans I've heard so much about
for you babe x youtube.com
also because I'm skinny, it's too fucking hot, we don't have AC, trains are packed with cunts going to the beach, hayfever, moths at night, gnats during the day
I'm sure there's more but just off the top of my head
inb4 the shooter is a rasheed
this is the LAST STRAW, you have CROSSED THE LINE, you have HURT MY FEELINGS FOR THE LAST TIME
>tfw your sister will never BE Lily Allen
>tfw she'll never humiliate you in a music video
Religion of peace?
I still don't like america much because there's too much guns there. feel too weird walking down the street knowing the guy who walks next to you might be strapped
All these people getting fucking merced non stop
Glad I live in the boonies
>be german get macheted
err people in glass houses and all that lad
Hahaha good one
that was ages ago
fucking christ
>literally years ago
boonies you say?
sound like you're a LOONY
>earthquake off Aussie coast
>super huge mega tidal wave approaching
>authorities predict death toll to reach the millions
well, nice knowing you Aussielads!
*tearfully sings Home & Away theme while holding up lighter*
Zurich?
ah so I suppose it never happened then?
1 death by terrorist in 10 years isn't bad tbf
of course it happened but its no longer relevant
>buying agbonlahor
lmao
The classic 7up retro aesthetic
quite like it Tbh
wish more kits would go the retro route (at least design wise)
actually quite a rude post Tbh you potato famine goblin
much prefer Bruce to you Pádraig
Haven't bought any underwear for years
Might have to buy some soon. Current set is starting to disintegrate.
Germany has just had three days in a row bringing up something that happened years ago is irrelevant, you might aswell bring up an IRA bombing for as much relevance as it has to the current situation.