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ROYAL SMASH TO THE BOLLOCKS

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janny's gonna do his NUT

korean pop

our nige

He's gonna nut

AHHHH FUCK SCALDED MY FUCKING TONGUE AND NOW IT'S FUCKING KILLING AHHHH A BLISTER FORMED SEND HELP

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Any of you lads finding it hard to cum after wanking for an hour?

shit post fuck off
getting closer
very promising work

Rasheed here lads

why would i wank for an hour

Are Kazzer

Bad ratings post, no promise

They should prescribe amphetamine as an antidepressant, never mind this SSRI bollocks.

"no thank you, i will go to a different hospital, your prices for defibrillation are far too high"

what happened in Germany

nah m8

see a doctor desu
karunts out

off to my interview

pakis

Quite enjoying Life is Strange
Wish I was a teenage girl tbqh

Cultural enrichment

they lost WW2

religion of peace playing up again, nothing to see here

and what will happen in UK

Need to edit this sho she's lifting her shirt and flashing people

when will they learn, lads?

nothing, we've been nice to ours and we have a decent security service

gf is in a log cabin in the middle of the forest next to a lake in Finland and I'm stuck here with you twats, wanking to my reflection in the mirror

>We've been receiving reports that you've been sending threatening letters to a disturbed man in Marlow. Do you know anything about that?

Anyone else take the time to admire their own reflection?

I do
t. narcissist

annoying thing is she's probably in heels lol

*hisses at you*
*skitters away and slips between a crack in the floorboards*
*squeals as you try and stamp on me through the floor*
ehehehehehe!!
*scampers away to my den*

wish heels were never invented desu

I printed this post
I’m looking forward to the time I can paste it

Oh fuck this thread has a runt infestation

Is this how runts existed before the creation of the farms?

Sad to think we would have world peace right now if it wasn't for the toxic narrative of the Brexit campaign

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some twat just said I'm going on his ''noted list'' before rage quitting the game

what does that mean?

Gf was trying to cuddle me last night but she was waking me up so I elbowed her in the head and she made a sort of shocked gasp/whimper noise and then left me alone

Feel kind of bad desu, like kicking a puppy

You're going out of business

Sister is listening to Lily Allen
Reeee, etc.

It's good for a bit, but it has one of the worst endings of any game I've ever played.

Fucking plot holes and unexplained shit everywhere.

He needs you out of business sunshine

Why suddenly ded?

Me too, they do horrible things to women's feet.

going to the shop anyone want owt

Stupid English people on suicide watch

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/alan-cumming-brexit-stupid-english-people/

Me on the far right

I just vanquished the runts.

This desu
Hate seeing cute girls hobbling around cause they were heels all the time.

Nah I can cum in a few minutes, 20 minutes; but after an hour I just get a bit soft

>applies steroid cream to foreskin

Ah yes, this should help the phimosis nicely

hehe its a china doll

Monday
The normaltypes have gone to work, innit.

I have the charisma of a damp rag

>foreskin

reported

just took me shower haha xx

who /Cornish/ here?

so sick of Emmets, can't wait for the summer to be over.

why do you lads hate summer so much?

smfh

Is the camel not scared by that flaming vehicle?

*does thing*

what the fuck is an emmet

I could carve a better political party out of a banana

Hey mate you're all red, ARE YOU A LITTLE CROSS? AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

's just a joke mate calm down

>Emmet (alt spellings emmit or emit) is a pejorative nickname that some Cornish people use to refer to the non-Cornish. It originally referred to tourists who visit Cornwall but has also been used by native Cornish Folk to refer to "incomers" or residents who have moved to the county but were not born there.

people who aren't inbred

>his coffee machine costs less than £1000

ummm... okay? lol

let me see your cock hehe xx

Basically cornish version of Eejit.

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Normie families coming to the beach for their normie holidays.

Reeeee and such

ban is finally up lads, can get back to zafiraposting now

cornish are the ultimate runts

Off to my job interview lads

Pretty lucrative position if I may say so myself

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/florida-shooting-fort-myers-nightclub-attack-live-latest-updates-news-death-toll-a7154476.html

>be american teenager
>get shot

>be german
>get blown up
>be german get macheted
>be german
>get shot

>A man has been shot dead and at least two people "seriously injured" at a house party in Surrey.
>He said: "[It] is next to the church and it is rented out for parties. They paid in euros, so may not even be from England.

Ah yes, the civilised Europeans I've heard so much about

for you babe x youtube.com/watch?v=13GD78Bmo8s

also because I'm skinny, it's too fucking hot, we don't have AC, trains are packed with cunts going to the beach, hayfever, moths at night, gnats during the day

I'm sure there's more but just off the top of my head

inb4 the shooter is a rasheed

this is the LAST STRAW, you have CROSSED THE LINE, you have HURT MY FEELINGS FOR THE LAST TIME

>tfw your sister will never BE Lily Allen
>tfw she'll never humiliate you in a music video

Religion of peace?

I still don't like america much because there's too much guns there. feel too weird walking down the street knowing the guy who walks next to you might be strapped

All these people getting fucking merced non stop
Glad I live in the boonies

>be german get macheted

err people in glass houses and all that lad

Hahaha good one

that was ages ago

fucking christ

>literally years ago

boonies you say?
sound like you're a LOONY

>earthquake off Aussie coast
>super huge mega tidal wave approaching
>authorities predict death toll to reach the millions

well, nice knowing you Aussielads!
*tearfully sings Home & Away theme while holding up lighter*

Zurich?

ah so I suppose it never happened then?

1 death by terrorist in 10 years isn't bad tbf

of course it happened but its no longer relevant

>buying agbonlahor

lmao

The classic 7up retro aesthetic

quite like it Tbh

wish more kits would go the retro route (at least design wise)

actually quite a rude post Tbh you potato famine goblin

much prefer Bruce to you Pádraig

Haven't bought any underwear for years

Might have to buy some soon. Current set is starting to disintegrate.

Germany has just had three days in a row bringing up something that happened years ago is irrelevant, you might aswell bring up an IRA bombing for as much relevance as it has to the current situation.