What's Norway like?

I haven't heard about them accepting the inflow of mudslimes, it has the best human resources index in the world or some shit, looks COZY as FUCK. But what's it actually like to live there? Is the govt corrupt, are the people nice, you know...

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Few muslims in Norway compared with other european countries

>Is the govt corrupt, are the people nice

No and no.

Beware the fury of the norsemen.

Norway doesn't have ghettos like Sweden because we make our refugees settle evenly across our country, it makes them better integrated not being able to congregate in their own communities, but it means that there is a Somali in the most remote of villages, on distant islands, in the high mountains, in the deep forests. SOMALIS.

It's a veritable backwater and Russia's little bitch. A kingdom of women with all that entails.
On the plus side nobody cares if you're a pedophile and you can diddle all the kids you like and working isn't mandatory.

You are not a member of EU.. Why do you have to accept refugees?

Fuck off, we're full.

cuck

because cuckden accepts them and then they move to norway because theres no passport control between norway and cuckden

oilniggers are the worst noridics and always bully sweden

Refugees have been coming to Norway for decades.

EU has nothing to do with it. Refugee rights is an heirloom from the Cold War when it was mostly about taking in ideological refugees from the socialist regimes (and vice versa).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convention_relating_to_the_Status_of_Refugees

I don't think you know what that word means.

>implying anyone on Sup Forums knows what that word means

>On the plus side nobody cares if you're a pedophile

Easy now rapeman, some rapists and pedos have had the same sentence (sikring) as Breivik now lately, which means they can risk to rot in jail for ever.

Vardö,Kirkenes and Vadsö are god tier,other places are shit

pack of cigarettes costs 20-30 dollars,so i hope you are rich.

regards a finn who lives 80 meters of the border

it's shit
everything is expensive
everything is illegal
everybody is autistic
don't come

I know what it means.

They can thank anders breivik for that. Didn't he destroy some SWEDEN YES tier partys youth?

Yay, good for you. Still doesn't change the fact that it's lost all meaning and is just used as the freshest new all-purpose insult.

Finnmark was a mistake

>Vardö
>God tier

That place is the true definition of depressing.

literal shithole

Nothing wrong with bullying Sweden.

ITS EXPENSIVE AS FUCK
FUCK REMA 1000 TOO
FUCK KAUTOKEINO

It sucks, dont come here. In fact spread the news that everyone should keep away

Absolute nightmare, make sure to fuck off

i've heard it's very americanized actually

SMAKA MINA JOIKABOLLER PEKKA

norwegian lapland is so fucking empty
Finland has plenty of motels, cottages, camping sites, restaurants, gas stations, bars etc. along the roads AND ALSO they are cheap

Now that you mention it, a LOT of the newer houses are very American, older ones are just like Swedish wooden houses.

Better than Sweden. Unlike it, it's not a country filled with Stephen Merchant look-alikes named Sven.

>because we make our refugees settle evenly across our country, it makes them better integrated not being able to congregate in their own communities, but it means that there is a Somali in the most remote of villages, on distant islands, in the high mountains, in the deep forests. SOMALIS.

This is true. I've been literally all over the extremely long Norwegian coast. I've seen/heard pitch black somalis swear in perfect northern dialects... literally made my jaws drop

They are everywhere.

Last weak I had a haircut in a small town. When I opened the door the hairdresser was sitting in a corner praying LOUDLY... bahahaha

>weak

WEEK* jesus mohammad christ

>Norway doesn't have ghettos like Sweden
t. never been to Gronland, Toyen or pretty much anything in central Oslo. Literally Sweden-tier there, maybe even worse.

Lots of immigrants there but not really any major problems like in Swedish "ghettos"

Sweden is worse, there is no doubt about that. Still, Oslo is pretty bad. We will get there.

Just go to Minnesota. Norwegians are bland, passive-aggressive people.

>We will get there.
Please do. Aside of that, Norway is based, would pay a visit again.

it's ok. good weather, qt's, nice landscape, quite peaceful

>Oslo is pretty bad

Oh the memes

Töyen and Grönland are honestly not that bad. Used to be a lot worse. Gentrification is doing wonders to this city. You could honestly stay out 24/7 in some parts that used to be

Either way, "downtown Oslo" (which isn't actually downtown) is a bit of a meme. It's just a bunch of office buildings built in the eighties. I'm surprised so many people leave without setting foot in western Oslo. Frogner is literally on-par with some of the stuff you'd see in London or Paris.

used to be considered no-go zones*

Oslo is propbably one of the better capitals in Europe because

>no "no go zones"
>no muslim sharia gangs
>almost no drug problems

The weather is also ok for those who likes 4 seasons

I'm not from Oslo, but from a small western Norwegian fishing village... buuuut

>almost no drug problems
really?

I like Oslo though. It's actually much prettier than most western Norwegians seem to think.

Not that bad to live here. The government is currently paying for my education, and I don't have to worry about going broke or getting sick because our taxes are used to help citizens instead of funding wars. The government isn't very corrupt, just slow and bureaucratic for the most part. People are mostly cold and introverted, and we tend to dislike visiting Murricans because they're often loud and extroverted.

>>almost no drug problems
Not the guy you were just talking to, but I can confirm this. Hard drug use has gone down by a lot from how things used to be in the late 80s. At least as far as open air use is concerned, anyway.

>loud and extroverted
No problem with me there.

>and we tend to dislike visiting Murricans because they're often loud and extroverted.

Not really true. Most people love Americans here. They are more extroverted than us though.

2bh I have never heard anyone talk shit about americans

I dont fucking get why the jews are sparing Norway

only thing I can think of
is because they want to drive nationalism up

what I mean is that they need a top tier country to serve as an example

>nationalism

patriotism thank you, not nationalism

>implying nationalism is bad

Brainwashed much?

>I dont fucking get why the jews are sparing Norway

Norway is not being spared... we're getting flooded. Then again, it's not "the jews" it's the left wing retards. Europe doesn't need "jews" to destroy ourselves... we mange that perfectly fine on our own.

Most of us like murricans desu.

>it's not "the jews" it's the left wing retards

GEE i WONDER IS THE MONEY COMING FROM

careful bro, you will end like us

The money is coming from your taxes you utter melt

Let's assume that "the jews" are behind it, then surely our people is way to easily controlled? That's what we need to fix, not "the jews".

too*

norwenglish

The only thing that pisses me off more than muslims and niggers, are non-euros/new worlders glorifying Scandinavia.

>yeah bro it's totally not because they're rich and white
>im not interested in their women at all either

It's literally "ficki ficki gibsmedat" tier and even more cancerous if it's a yank/canadian who is infected with that mentality. It's fucking disgusting.

Swedes deserve every ounce of bullying they get.

>I want heaven for myself

Where do you live my friend?

The only downside is the food.

>The only downside is the food.

a swede calling Bacalao "downside"

can't make this shit up

That's just wrong, Svenn-Åke.

>Bacalao

not a "norwegian" food...

Good enough for a quick pizza if you add extra meat and cheese on top

Everyone there seem to be autistic for some reason.
And everything there cost a lot of money.

>Oslo
>only 71.5% Norwegian
Good job.

this is Norway right?

Finland is 99% white, 90% Finnish

It's a shithole don't come here please

Fennoswedes count as Finnish too, you know.

>not a "norwegian" food...

t. calling food with norwegian ingredient "not norwegian"

lay of the crackpipe user

The only way Norway is going to be enjoyable for you is if you are already a classy, conservative person.

Norwegians dont want to be approached in public...for anything. The only time the Nors are friendly is when you get drink in them. You should stay at least 8 meters from the nearest Norwegian during the day. The really love their privacy and space in Norway.

There are some muslims, but not as much as sweden. So thats really saying something.

They also have different mindsets. Dont talk about America unless someone asks you about it. Im not saying that because I hate America, but so you can not seem anti-social and make people go away. So just avoid politics unless asked.

Scandinavian girls love to fuck, especially anything thats different. It's really not that hard, they have some snobs, but it's just a defense mechanism.

Honestly, if you are looking for scenery and adventure, you should go to Northern Norway. If you just want to drink and meet new people, then go South, but avoid Oslo. It's way to hipster/progressive for my liking.

yes that's us. Every Monday at two o'clock we do that

>conservative person

I really don't think so.

I don't think this info is correct at all, desu.

>everybody is autistic
here I come

I got the impression that most norwegians are just reserved people. They came off to me as conservative and didnt really have nice things to say about the current forced mass immigration. Just my experience. They seem to like being Independent from the EU and being an oil rich country. I guess I just correlated that with being conservative.

Everyones experience is different. I flew into London then ferried to Norway for 4 days.

I hope Norway isnt the opposite of my experience. Where am I wrong.

I didnt mean any of this as an insult, so dont feel you have to be different in order to please others.

There are variations in Norway too, the country is long.

Rural villages are conservative in Norway, I bet it's the same in U.S too

>the country is long.

Literally as long as the US west coast

except Alaska :)

thats cool I guess. Do you not like conservatives? You like muslims?

>Literally as long as the US west coast

dayum, suddenly we looks so small

Well, we are :)

I consider Norway to be one of he least conservative countries in the world. Very few religious people (except for the muslims), gay-friendly, people are "sexualy free" and so on. Even the "right wing" parties are in some degree socialists.

The muslims on the other hand mainly come from cultures oposite of the above so their way of life is not that popular if they don't adapt.

I would say that you're wrong about lots of things.

First off, I think you're right that many of us are conservative, but we are also very liberal. Just not so much about immigrants. But we are about lots of other stuff.

Also, whatever you said about the 8 meters distance of any norwegian, I'm not sure if you meant that as a joke, but it's nevertheless a big joke. We don't mind talking to strangers, we just don't see any good reasons to do it. But when we sit around in the airplanes to spain, for example, we will chat with the person besides us, because why not.

We don't mind americans. What you're saying about not talking about Americans is actually very wrong. Sure you shouldn't be all "AMERICA FUCK YEAH", but when you act like a normal person, then most of us will be very interested in talking to an american, and listen to what he has to say about either America or our country.

The girls don't "love to fuck" any more than any american girl loves to fuck. We don't particularly love "anything different". Nor do we particularly shy away from it.

The natural scenery is best in western Norway, not in northern Norway, albeit northern Norway is pretty great too. This is not just my opinion, I'm sure most people with any knowledge of the Norwegian landscapes will agree.

You're right about Oslo.

There's less than 1000 Jews in Norway, and they're not very vocal. But we do have this cocksucker right here: Ervin Kohn. Who on many occasions has said there's to many ethnic Norwegians in Norway. And that we have to be multicultural. He's also state funded.

youtube.com/watch?v=x5Ntc42QpjQ

please post more norwegian memes, it's always fun to read them

But not forget that size matters, and we got The biggest alphabet

no
t. 32 letters

kek

Nigga, Sweden doesn't have ghettos, it has suburbs, just like Norway. Oh wait, Norway is fucking tiny, barely has any towns let alone suburbs

Hey fuckface, have you ever been go Sweden? There are no no go zones

But Swedens objectively better faggot

Sweden doesn't seem very friendly today

youtube.com/watch?v=RocMz241uFU

>Norway is fucking tiny

If Norway is fucking tiny... then Sweden is tiny

correct?

I'm from Norway but in the UK to study

We can chat if you like

>tfw no norwegian gf to pick me up and bring me to her "male harem" and thus becoming her favourite exotic piece

That was the opposite of my experience when I went to scandinavia