/asean/- Bathing edition

Do you guys take 1 or 2 a single day?

xth for living the dream

>having to take tawas
I send you my sympathise

Don't forget to put shab... tawas in your underarm after you shower

every fucking time I open the catalog and see /asean/ the OP is from a doujin I masturbated to recently.

Are you living the dream?

Nothing wrong with that

>That armpit

Since I'm not little girl, like Cagliostro, (yet) then no.

>having shitty fetish

MAYOR ANG NAUNA

I have a shit fetish, does anyone know shit fetish sites? I like to mix it with blood and preferably loli

Pertagan max, Apa kabar teman - teman halo baik baik saja iya pak

Nama saya Bagus
Saya dari Bali selatan

I am using cell fon from drunk woman australi

She has nice big susu
I will fuk her tonight

Silly bule always drunk ha ha

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Halo Budi selamat sore dari Bali mas
Apa kabar.

Many cewek bule di sini ya mas
Ayo ha ha ha

Blake pls

>62572456
Thì goverment tuy nó cũng dùng vũ lực dọn biểu tình nhưng giờ thì ít hơn trước, có nhiều kênh của mỹ như bbc.com và facebook nó end firewall rồi.
They also more tolerated like some day ago, some bunch of guys wears South Vietnam army suit and go to mourn some graveyard, the police only checks their papers and release them.
Vietnam despite only have one Communist party but have many faction inside of it.
They talk about communist the same, but still try to make a person's voice for them instead of other just like America party gov.
It's a good thing, time will change a lot and this country would be better.
Không giống như mấy thằng Phil.

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That's a very strong man.

I thought thr Australian was a pinoy race traitor? It turns out that he's a commie Viet bastard.

Not only one Aus in /asean/, yesterday show 3 aus in /asean/.

answerp lease. i though asions didn't have that. i read some singapore malay complaining about indian sweat smell on a singapore forum

Smell like lamb as they say

You on the right?

What do you want from us? I thought we left you alone after Vietnam war? Filthy commies don't even dare entering my country

I remember this doujin having feet scenes

Is this the reason why?

I lurk sometime, almost never post.
I wish for better days in vn.
Thay may cai flip o trong nay ko? Muon giet chet het luon, lam nhu la hay qua. Bay gio em di ngu xom ngay mai di lam :3 bye nha EM TRAI

more like sillypenis mirite

>Go to Phil
>Get Shot
>Sprinkled with Drug.
>Become Drug Lord.
Of course I don't dare.
Gai mà :(

My maid's husband just died of heart attack
But hey at least there's one less Indon in the world right haha

how much for maid and accommodation if i move to asean?

4000 pesos a month for live in ones

Properties, quite cheap actually

That's quite cheap. It's almost triple here.

300k until 1m IDR depends on your connection. It doesn't reflect their face btw, you can get fuckable-face/10 with 400k if you have good connection.

On a 10 point scale, how realistic it is to get an Asian gf as Estonian? I heard asian women (outside of America) discriminate against white slavshits.

She gets get food, internet, roof, medicine if she needs them.

Dunno man, maybe your house is just larger. Mine's just 130 sqm.

Harsh

Cold.

>be white
>be good person
come on over

You can even impregnate your wife every other year as long as its one girl and you can afford it.

White is right here.

not too bad
wow i expected at least 500usd a month at the lowest. who the hell fucks maids lol?

Thanks man. Good reply. Gotta love the Philippines, only wish getting visa to Philippines would be as easy as it is to Thai.

Just have money and you can get one

come on real estate user, if you're truly a fan of abnoy then you'd advertise the One Roxas Triangle located in makati city

My imouto fucking has terrible armpit smell that I have to ban her from entering my airconditioned room whenever she ask help on her studies, I have to get out.

You can refresh your morning day with looking at her face at least.
Who the fuck want to look ugly face in the morning?

give me something very nice to say to a filipino girl in tagalog that she will be highly impressed with

DutDut.

I dont like and recommend Ayala except their poorfag end which is really great, but only at provinces.

Looks like we will be shooting and springkling a "big time Finnish druglord" soon

>be in philippines
>Going home late
>Police stop me
>MINOR KA PUSHER KA NO
>Get shot
>Get Placard

Ang Mayor ang mauna

Dude, Indonesian average salarymen doesn't even reach 1000$ a month, different economy here.

chink being chink

>only wish getting visa to Philippines would be as easy as it is to Thai
Why do you need visa? They accept almost every white country visa free for 30 days.

She told me about it already, it's pretty funny

try again

sounds hot. i would gladly breath any smell that comes from a girl, except maybe period smells. but sounds tragic if no-one else around her smells. girls are really conscious about this kinds of stuff so be kind
lol i don't look at almost anyone in the face so doesn't matter.
still more than east europeans. i don't think i could get that cheap maids anywhere in eastern europe

Now fuck her to relief her grief.

>lol i don't look at almost anyone in the face so doesn't matter.
Wew, I thought it's just a finnish meme

I want Sakurahime in my shower


Plz come here i pay handsomely :"3

How do you get girls to cosplay anime characters instead of just wageslave uniforms

I am about to shower soon :3

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Broadcast it and show Malaysia not stopping at that but the whole world how slutty you can get

Make them slaves of your wage.

Plz be in london

Is it fun living in SEA?

I know the economy there isn't so great but I always imagined it to be a sunny, tropical place with lots of weeaboos (and more recently Koreaboos). Maybe it's because all the Filipinos I used to know in real life were like that.

There are flips even in Israel?

>open jewbook
>see either normies, anime, vidja, or dutdut

yes

and, yes

We have 70,000 apparently.

Cool.

sall good bro

My friend who's in a band playing at comedy bars featured at our local tv and playing christian songs at their sunday gatherings, is now living in israel

He also was able to suck his own dick back in highschool

anime and vidja is normie culture here

"I love you"

I just tried it, she likes that too for some reason
I mean somethin in tagalog that's funny

How do you call the "South China Sea" in your country?

We call them Biển Đông (East Sea).

>mfw I saw this hard-looking dude filled with tatoos and wearing shades come out of his car
>first thing he says to his friend as he sat down in the next table, "Uy bro, panuod mo yung love live nung isang araw?"
That was when I realized anime is normie culture here.

when was the last time Vietnam saw actual combat against the chinese

laut china selatan

literally, just the same

Most powerful Philippine sea.

南シナ海(minami shina kai,literally south china sea)

West Philippine Sea

>anime is normie culture here.
This. I remember a girl brought a softcore manga to school when I was grade 6.

Funny? What exactly? Like a joke?

South China Sea of People's Republic of China

Indon's OC

>softcore manga
Nakayoshi?

I can't remember, it was a while back then when I used to live in the Philippines. All i remember was it had big tits and anime drawn girls making poses, it's the anime version of a "Women's Magazine", we even got scolded for it..

filthy commie sea

Kanlurang Karagatan ng Philipinas

I'll broadcast me railing you hard

No, my friend, not London but Malaysia :3

>No big breasted gf

> big breast

how pleb

>cowtits

This desu. Lolis ftw

>g

are you gay m8

>ironboard

Sorry, i'm not a pedo, mate.

>not liking womyn with enormous mammaries
t. pedophile

forgot pic