Welcome to the hell Europe, our nightmare every fucking summer

Welcome to the hell Europe, our nightmare every fucking summer

time to move to Canada

>Helltugal

WAKE ME UP

>this is considered good weather by normies

It was 45º in the local pharmacy thermometer. I live about 1/3 of the way to the north, just above that darker stain. AMA

pls no

Are you a nigger or why are you able to survive that?

Is this you?

>mfw the heat wave is over and the weather is finally comfy again

p-please no, I'm white, have mercy

Not a nigger, as a matter of fact. I'm actually pretty fucking pale and have green eyes. I haven't even tanned this year.

The trick is to drink tons of water and walk on the shade as much as possible.

We also open our windows/blinds in the early morning to cool down the houses, and have no south-facing windows for the most part to keep the buildings cool. No AC except on office buildings.

Pic related is me, except white. But I'm the only one.

>he has humid weather
kek,this heat doesn't even break me a sweat

>Pretty fucking pale
>Portugal
>45 C°
>White
I smell bullshit
Just admit that you're brown

WAKE ME UP

it's a matter of him being tanned or not.

>not living in god tier coastal weather

Feels good man

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>a cheese

How are the Portu women there? Hear in Toronto they're sexy and their asses are fucking amazing.

+26 outside, I'm fucking dying.

Keep in mind that my hand is the most sun-exposed part of my body, too.

Also, dry air helps a ton. Not being a pussy as well.

>all these warm places while i got a shitty sweater on.

16C here lmao

Peru means turkey (the animal) in Portuguese.

IS this a thing for every language? Is there a denominated turkey country in each one?

>hotugal

Time to head for the beach buddy

>shitty

15-20 is comfy as fuck, fuck you.

Hot here but cloudy, it helps.

Wanna mount the banana, m8?

Not so great when you live on a valley and the rain don't stop all summer

>tfw tits man in an ass country

Inuendo aside what the fuck kind of pleb beaches do you go to? Have fun swimming in sewage...

idk it's super comfy at this week