Being a virgin in Finland

>being a virgin in Finland

>fucking a slut

>tfw 26 y/o kissless virgin
I want to die

I lost mine to a non-Finn

Reminder: you ought to have sex with only one person in your life!
Reminder: sex outside marriage is wrong!

Thanks Japan.

But how do I get married?

Kakkoi monogatari niisan but where do I get a wife

FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT

how old were you?

Eastern european prostitutes don't count

>not losing your virginity to a cute czech boy

might still be a virgin

Think of your ideal woman.
Put yourself in her shoes.
What kind of place does your woman go to?
Mine, the library, and chuch.
Library is where I met her.

holy shit

Where the fuck is 20?

There was no one in my cellar.

Had sex just once just so I wouldn't be a virgin anymore.

>argentina being sluttier than brazil
wow, I'm worried.

>4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 12, 16, 17, 18, 20, 25, 26, 27, 28, etc etc etc
what ahppened to all of those?

>not doing the one thing your body was biologically programmed for

Need to move to Helsinki

>tfw I will never, ever have sex

>Inaccurate AF

US not even somewhere at the top of the list.

The US is irrelevant so I guess they didn't include it

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why?

Too much of a fuck up.

You can't pay for a prostitute?

But user virginity is holy. It's virtue.
You should feel very proud, when you meet that one girl you'll be sure that your virginity is hers and hers only, and it will also work the other way arround.
Better be a virgin, than an immoral hedonist.

My ideal woman goes to the mines too.

I'm not made of money and I have no desire for that anyway.

Doesn't feel like one.

Endorsing pain trough time results in long term happiness.

yeah? how so? ugly? socially awkward?

>I have no desire for that anyway
Yeah, I get it. I want my first time to be with someone I like.

They actually did, ranked 22. Do you agree with Italy's rank?

>ugly
>poor
>manlet
>socially retarded
Should cover the explanation.

You can't bullshit a girl that you're not a fuck up for one night?

No, how are you supposed to do that?

That's me in a nutshell.

>morocco
>sluttier than brazil
Something is off and I don't know why

Your wise advices are precious Ken-sama, but we're in 2016

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Get drunk so that you're less socially retarded. Then go talk to a girl, tell her you're an astronaut or some shit. If you're smarter than average, it's very easy to convince a dumb slut that you're something you're not.

This has worked for me multiple times. I've been a gangster, a personal trainer, brother of a known ice hockey star etc. And I'm an ugly fatso.

>I want my first time to be with someone I like.
That's cure, user. But your first time will end up being a total shit and you shouldn't have so much expectation on it.

People in Italy are less sexually open than you think. Of course it changes when people go abroad

I'm not expecting to have multiple orgasms or something like that.
I just want it to be with someone who cares for me, you know?

How do I talk to the Finnish girl at work?

I've been drunk plenty,of times. It does not help at all in talking to girls. normally I just end up spending a tonne of money I cannot really afford to.

>it's very easy to convince a dumb slut that you're something you're not.
I couldn't lie to someone like that.

>I just end up spending a tonne of money I cannot really afford to.
with what?

On drinks. It takes a lot for me to get drunk, and once I am drunk I lose track of spending and do stupid things like buy people drinks when I don't even know them.

Girls here are pretty difficult actually

Reason: huge fucking ego, it's better to not fuck anyone than not fuck a 10/10 Chad I deserve

When I was there I noticed the girls really try to position themselves as exclusive and all. They didn't really hang out that much with the Italian guys, just busy showing off their great looks.

you sound like a good guy with a big heart
would definitely have some drinks with you. on me, of course.

Open your mouth and use words to form sentences.

Well, damn. Your honesty is your worst enemy in this case.

>go to 3rd world
>fuck girls for free

17

Thanks lad, and you as well.

Isn't the whole point that they fuck first worlders because they want their money?

True.

Most, but some want to tell their friends they fucked an english too

better than fucking a hooker yet

>Isn't the whole point that they fuck first worlders because they want their money?
Meh, not only their money. They want citizenship as well.

Really makes you think

Chaste Taiwan

>Israel is 8th
Nice try but Israeli girls are shit. They only want to have sex with Chad.

I was 17 when I lost my virginity you dense fuck

Sorry please don't bully.

>Israeli girls are like all other girls around the world

Wicked

Can I sex you're cunt?

which first time? the guy's 20 already, nobody will ever fuck him for free
but what about countries that don't have Chads? Like Finland and Japan

>which first time? the guy's 20 already, nobody will ever fuck him for free
that's so mean

FUCKING NORMIES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

Marocs rank is accurate.

Sex is nice, why not have it? Stupid zealots.

Honestly this fact always fucks with my mind. Finns all seem so shy, innocent and introverted but behind closed doors they manner their heimers all the time. Kiitos suomi, kiitos

Theory:
In genera, the higher the promiscuity, the higher the amount of virgins.

>Finns all seem so shy, innocent and introverted

Maybe more so than sub-Saharan Africans, but not really when compared to rest of the northern Euros

How can 47% of married French commit adultery yet is only ranked 23rd in promiscuity?

I do believe that you are not as extroverted as the Danish people

Lots of people fug, but a big minority doesn't.

You called?

>posting that crack whore

There is literally nothing wrong with having a crackwhorefu

hahahaha what is up with Morocco

Tfw I'm a kiwi living Canada and I'm still a virgin

Finland why are you have a small population of a country, if you copulate like a rabbits.

>People moving to America and Canada
>Diseases
>Famines
>Wars

That kind of stuff.

Whores can be more careless because of contraception.

Same with China. But they are a one billion.

We were a small people to begin with, the Chinese were always big.

How the fuck is Australia only 21st when their women are total slags?

stop this is all very wrong

Sadly girls don't like skeletons like me

Hit the gym and eat more.
It's not that hard.

You'll see some progress after only a few months. It will make you feel better and you'll look a lot better next summer.

I'm getting closer to wizardhood

At least you're not a fatass.

being spooky skeleton is way more worse

Do the Finns here know any slutties IRL? Tell us their stories

Also, do you think Anna is a slut?

What do you fucking think?

>”When in Rome, act like the Romans”, often Finns say to me when I try to bring out some of the issues that bother me as an expat in Finland. I found their response inadequate because it doesn’t leave any room for critical assessment of the local host culture. In the 21st century, anyway, cultural assimilation is considered passé. The ”melting pot” metaphor is replaced by the notion of multiculturism that asserts that cultural differences within society are valuable and should be preserved. Even though I have willingly chosen to live in Finland, I shall still stay true to my roots and personality as it has been formulated by my culture, the environment and family I was raised in and my personal values. But if foreigners were forced to ”do as the Finns” in order to adapt to the way of living and acclimatize to their new host culture, would that mean that we should engage vigorously in short-term, casual sex to catch up with the Finns? According to an international research, Finland ranks first in promiscuity among 48 countries. Finnish men and women are the most promiscuous in the Western world. This global research – led by professor David Schmitt at Bradley University, Illinois and Founding Director of the International Sexuality Description Project – showed that when it comes to one-night stands, numbers of partners and attitudes to casual sex, Finland is leading the way.

She looks pretty pure to me :3

>tfw I'm fat and Fenno-Swedish who doesn't know proper Finnish
>tfw I will never have the courage to talk to female
>tfw I will never find someone to love me and lose my virginity

>Look for UK, not there
>See "Britain"

Ah yes, surely a very reliable source.

What a whiny cunt, whoever wrote that. Yes, if you're going to live here you should assimilate. Otherwise fuck off back to whatever shithole you crawled out of. We're full.

>no sweden

Something is wrong here.