Tech guru

>tech guru
>hackathon
>rockstar developer
>...as a service
>the cloud
>"app"
>web developer= "coder"

>reddit frog

>the internet of things

>"JavaScript ninja"
>calling a scripter a "coder"

>hardware wallets

>microwave gets a virus and gives you cancer

>technology boards

>C++
>Foss

>"Murdering code"

> open source

Serious talk: What is the difference between coding and programming?

Serious talk: What is the difference between coding and programming and developing?

-coder has zero knowledge, is your everyday highschool programmer, mostly will create spaghetti or copy paste stuff
-programmer has certs or at least knows a little bit what he is doing, this is a person with some years experience.
-developer knows most algorithms and datastructures and knows when and why to use it. And they usually plan the whole project before starting. Doesn't mean, they produce good code, but the structure is better.

> Made with Buy me a coffee
> I turn coffee into code
> Javascript enthusiast
> Non-binary coder
> Unicorn Lover Dev
> $ git push -u and the green got a little bit more greener
> Work fast, break things
> Electron
> Systemd
> Medium
> Medium articles
> Bootcamps
> Ninja coder
> Agile
> Non-opinionated
> Fast dev

tfw I hate what this field has become.
I understand why web dev are cancer now.

>> Buy me a coffee
>> I turn coffee into code
This annoys me so much. It should be illegal to request this without giving the option of throwing a coffee in their face if you think their product sucks.

Can't we just gas San Francisco already?

>compute cores

>progressive web app

Professional DevOps and IoT hacker here, AMA

>16gb
>girl coder
>coding glasses

>Code artisan

How do I make my fridge play Doom?

>innovation hub

>Stallmanian approach

Bullshit
Nobody is enough of a dickhole to say this

Most of the controllers in there are Arduino-tier and many shitty products still have UART so if you got a programmer and source in C you may be in luck

Of course not, user! What kind of world are you imagining?

>technology evangelist

>Code purist

>a la Apple

>browses Sup Forums

>facebook frog

>web developer= "coder"
These days webdev includes a lot of javascript with is a programming language so ya

you're pushing it if you call webdevs programmers or developers

they all don't, of course, I'm simply saying some do - so some "webdevs" are "coders"

Not really. You're just a self important autist.
I personally know a few programmers who aspect.net / AJAX websites to interact with their databases and other applications.

Who use aspx.net ***

>code artisan
>creates "experiences"
>h1 of "Hi, I'm Jake. I build things" Entire rest of the screenspace is unused. Background image is a macbook.

*snarky comment on donald drumpf*

The fucking code artisan bullshit rustles my jimmies 10 out of 10 times
Fuck it makes me mad

Integrate app rockstar developer tech guru hackathons in the cloud as a service for your business today!

systemd is a great piece of software, not even kidding

It's really all pedantics and gatekeeping (like people who get triggered over the difference between "geek" and "nerd") but personally, I've noticed that people who describe themselves as "coders" or refer to other programmers as coders tend to be kind of shitty at programming.

>Background image is a macbook.

>the screen is javascript in atom and a terminal with just cd and npm commands
>coffee
>some plush sanitized cute character from japanese anime that normies probably know
>white baord in the background with arrows and circles and basic algebra
>brick walls

>developer knows most algorithms
I'm a developer and I do not know more than 50% of algorithms in existence

>tech guru
There's nothing wrong with learning to market your skills.

>hackathon
These are great ways to get motivated people in touch with companies looking for motivated people.

>rockstar developer
To survive in an organization without being exploited by more charismatic businessmen, you may need the confidence in your worth to get anywhere.

>...as a service
Not everyone has the time, resources, or talent to build and maintain everything.

>the cloud
Ditto

>"app"
Saves time and confusion when delivering code to an eventual client

>web developer= "coder"
They are yes. Belittling webdevs because you feel most are just writing markup and bad JavaScript is hardly any different from looking down on 'programmers' who mostly output hello worlds to a console.


Dumb frogposter.

OP such thought leader

>DevOps
>SecOps

>scroll hijacking
>parallaxing
>fixed navbar covering 1/3rd of the screen height

Where did it all go wrong?

>desktop version of the site is just a slit in the middle with the empty sides covering more than 60% of the screen

tire earing having, ginger bearded, girl pants wering code artisan detected

I'd say it went bad at HTML5, but HTML5 only happened because cancer marketing companies wanted to push thier bloat onto the web.

>coding condoms

>UX visionary

Jesus Fucking Christ, just look at that nose.

>.io

historically, "programmer" was the term invented in America and "coder" was the term imvented in Britain

As a service is a legitimate term and makes complete sense you mong.

>django

>not having the ashkenazi

phenotype

Chad's salary was probably recently cut by 25% to make up for the "wage gap"

>girlswhocode

>rockstar developer
This is probably meant for those who work at Rockstar Games

No it's not, it refers to """""famous""""" """""10x""""" programmers like Torvalds or Carmack

God damnit I just got really fucking mad.

>>the screen is javascript in atom and a terminal with just cd and npm commands
>>coffee
>>some plush sanitized cute character from japanese anime that normies probably know
>>white baord in the background with arrows and circles and basic algebra
>>brick walls

>tfw every new web app is .io because web apps are i/o by nature
io is the most useless buzzword

>a programer shouldn't be called a programer

why is this a meme

Leave it bongs to come up with the more annoying word.

>Software Architect

>gigs

>"gig economy"

>
>>>the screen is javascript in atom and a terminal with just cd and npm commands
>>>coffee
>>>some plush sanitized cute character from japanese anime that normies probably know
>>>white baord in the background with arrows and circles and basic algebra
>>>brick walls

HTML isn't a programming language, it's just code. Coding is more broad.

>disrupting the industry
>hackable
>blockchain
I never thought I wanted "cloud" back.

>
>>
>>>>the screen is javascript in atom and a terminal with just cd and npm commands
>>>>coffee
>>>>some plush sanitized cute character from japanese anime that normies probably know
>>>>white baord in the background with arrows and circles and basic algebra
>>>>brick walls

You can program your alarm clock and your washing machine.

You can't code them.

Visiting Gizmodo:
>trump is dumb lol
>article about a cartoon
>ad for a film
>trump is dumb lol, again
>ad pretending to be content
>hurricanes?
>another ad
>more cartoons
>legal problems in the matres business
>capeshit
>bill nye XD!
>Adobe PGP retadation

Twelve articles. Twelve articles until I got to something tech related. With ad blockers on. Is this what normies really like? Is this what rockstar developers read on the google bus to work?

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>>>
the screen is javascript in atom and a terminal with just cd and npm commands
>>>>>>coffee
>>>>>>some plush sanitized cute character from japanese anime that normies probably know
>>>>>>white baord in the background with arrows and circles and basic algebra
>>>>>>brick walls

>material design
>social media
>game changing trends

You have too much faith in humanity, Young user.

ya fucked up

Poorfag reporting in. This is about some nog I have to spend the rest of my senior year with:

>"Yeah, I am smart with computers"
>Apple logo stickers placed on everything
>Thinks Beats are anything but garbage
>Buys prebuilt """"gaming"""" desktop
>230 GB HDD
>HDD almost entirely full
>Shit parts
>FL Studio
>"What is Abelton?"
>"What's a GPU?"
>Wastes money and doesn't even know it
>70 C on average

Why even live when normies waste their money and refuse to accept advice?

thank you user, been a while since I kek'd so hard

Because your advice sucks.

FL > Ableton

>Rust

>i am le 1337 programmur i turn coffee into code XDDDDDDDDD

this and internet of things is the fucking worst

>Abelton
Get out. OUT!

>abelton
>fl studio
>not based kontakt

>implying

>serverless

OKAY LET ME RANT HERE

>be me transfer into 4 year state school with AA straight out of HS
>go to first year CS meeting
>start talking to people first cuz im the alpha in the room (man these guys are weak and autistic)
>start asking ppl about basic basic shit like "what language do you use the most" some nonsense like this
>almost everyone there says how they have never/barley programmed but are sure they want to be CS majors
>talk to the only girl in the room I would fuck, "so what CS classes are you taking..." she says none
>some random Prof starts talking about Women In Stem, I joke to the chick that I want to join
>"Last year 3 guys helped out the ladies on a trip to another school for some programming event"
>>>>>>$22k a year

Lambda is the shit though

i just read this article yesterday that was basically

>REEE THE CLOUD ISN'T JUST SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER
>IT'S A FARM OF SERVERS SOMEWHERE AND NOBODY EVER LOOKS AT THEM
>ALSO SERVERLESS COMPUTING ISN'T ABOUT BEING SERVERLESS IT'S JUST THE SERVERS AREN'T VISIBLE
>BUT FOR REAL THE CLOUD ISN'T JUST SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER AND IT'S TRUSTWORTHY AND IS REALLY USEFUL FOR COMPUTING

tech females...

>$22k a year
you're the moron

>$22k a year
THE ABSOLUTE

And guess what it runs on?

>and your other gun

Muh nigga.