Why is Europe so little and weak? It's sorta cute when they get upset about it :3

Why is Europe so little and weak? It's sorta cute when they get upset about it :3

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t. People who add .5 to their shoe size to make up for their cut up dicks

>when a euroman responds with "y-you too"

I just have to whip my dick out to get drained by your bitches daw

Why? Girls will only laugh at your feminine penis

so cute

>tfw no big american bf to fuck my boipuccy

:(

>daw

daaaawwww

Be my bf

Did you try visiting USAG Schinnen? The big soldier men will probably tear you a new one.

how does it feel to be cut bro?

Oh yeah right almost nothing
HAHAHAHA

How could you dumbfuck put the fate of your penises in the hand of the inventor of Frosties cereal

omfg cant stop laughing
70% of you guys parents got your dick cuts for nothing
hilarious

kek

>hello, is this the mental institution? There's an absolute madman on the loose

ARE YOU THE GHOST OF DOCTOR KELLOGS

LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU WONT MUTILATE MY PENIS DUDE

You seem rather fixated on penises, Pierre. This reminds me of an old joke.

What do you call a gay Frenchman? Someone sticking to the status quo.

As you'd say:
>HAHAHAHAHAHA

no please dont say that

...

this is good

Yeah we admit it, america is pretty big.
about 140 lbs over the civilized country average.

>Holy hoppin' hippos, Batman! The Samefag-detector is goin' bananas!

You shut your tiny little mämmi hole, Euroman!

>when the euromen gave up on defending their homelands just 18 short posts later

He is right, americans are much bigger

It was to make us strong. Come Pierre, the Doctor will see you now.

What kind of homeland needs to bee defended from angry posts?

The same that needs to be defended from nonexistent mass destruction weapons and peasant communist gooks i guess kek

The land of the fry, home of the burger

>The same that needs to be defended from nonexistent mass destruction weapons and peasant communist gooks i guess kek
I'm glad you watch and believe everything on the mainstream media too.

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>PragerU

So Saddams MDWs were just too underground for us to know about, right?

>That assburger response
Yeah, not watching that.

Thank you for your service, E.E.U.U. senpai