What's important to be aware of when socialising with Americans? I met one the other day, we got talking...

What's important to be aware of when socialising with Americans? I met one the other day, we got talking, and agreed to grab a beer next week.

bring a hamburger when you meet next or theyll take it as an insult and may physically assault you

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

remember to tip for spending time with you

They have no foreskin

Remember mention ur cunts national heroes like Hitler and that famous Dog.

If you go a whole convetsation without mentioning guns he is lawbound to take your life.

/thread

Thanks guys, you've been very helpful. Will keep your tips in mind, especially about the foreskin and the guns. Ideally I want to leave alive.

>that famous dog

You mean Kommissar Rex?

what the fuck do you want us to say, its a strange question.

as someone who has been to europe several times i'll just say dont stereotype and dont pretend to be an expert in american politics.

rock, flag, and eagle.

no the bigger one, Beth something.

Unironically, don't buy completely into too many Sup Forums memes, don't badmouth the US, and make small talk about whatever you can find.

>Don't badmouth the us
Why not? I did it when I was their and some little yank runt thought he could start something I hit him a backhand and he went crying like the little tosser he is.

They'll probably be "overfriendly" but that's just yanks

>They have no penis fedora
ftfy

Nice list of things that never happened you started there, mind if I add to it

you sound like a hard cunt remind me to not mess with you

Way to put your embarrassing insecurities on display for everybody

josef frizl?
dat sly dog!

I really couldn't care if you believe me or not but I'm just stating what happened. He though he was a mad cunt bad mouthing Lizzy so I threw a bit of bants his way and he completely lost it.

chill m8, I wasn't really being serious about the question. We got along fine and I know how to not act like an autist.

Beethunden?

1) If he shoots you, you are suppsoed to shoot back.
2) Talk about glocks. Americans love big, meaty Austrian glocks in their hands
3) He will inevitably make a reference about Hitler. All Americans know Hitler was a German, so just start ratting on about how Hitler the German sucked
4) He will ask you about Austrian women. Just tell him to "be himself"
5) MOST IMPORTANT: Take the lead and order the drinks, and make sure you ONLY order BUD LIGHT LIME. ALL AMERICANS love BUD LIGHT and BUD LIGHT LIME
6) do not mention 9/11

>you did it
>some little yank thought he could start something
Exactly my point, if you're socializing, you don't want to promote hostility, and Americans vary widely on ability to take the bantz, and I wouldn't take the risk if it's the first time. Even if he did it first, assume good faith within reason and don't initially return the favor.

Small talk is the best opener of conversation, and then see if you can get deeper.

1-4 are memes, 5 has some basis but father personally prefers Miller Lite, 6 is true but that's anywhere.

4 is only sort of a meme. I heard American blunt socialness is super effective against European women

Okay, there is no Bud or Miller of any sort here. What the fuck do I do?

Ask to try out his gun. If he questions you just say you need to feel the weight of hot American steel in your hands as it shoots its load.

Also, make sure to bring some Bud Light

Then order water and pour 60% isopropyl rubbing alcohol in it. It's the same thing

youre fucked

suck his dick(no homo)

can't go wrong with that

Just order the shittiest beer on hand

Best small talk to get the ball rolling is talking about >muh heritage

We talk about the countries our great grandparents and such are from similiarly to talking about the weather, as an ice breaker

don't say nigger they get offended by that

Stiegl Radler, and reassure him that all Europeans only drink girly soda-beer, compared to manly Bud Light.