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what does she mean by this edition

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She wants to be a cumdumpster for humans

PUTANG INA INUNAHAN PA ANG MEYOR

fucking elf whores, am'rite?

Don't for get to sprinkle shab...tawas on your armpit

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Yeah and you are the biggest whore of them all

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No wonder you love sucking eu dick

Ara~Ara :3

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baka EU is the way forward, nstay triggered :^)

good night tsongs

The way forward to destruction that is.

Flipbong confirmed for Eurocuck slut

The dutdut fanatics are silent today

>cucktholics are waking up

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Good morning guys

>nepshit posters are awake


/gg asean thread

whats your country's average sunrise and sunset?

>Sunrise: 5:30
>Sunset: 6:00

>tfw we live in the 1 hour ahead than the rest of our muslim terrorist neighbors
>tfw we live in future

>Scat
Flipins's most favorite fetish

t. asean expert

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_defecation
>The other countries with the highest number of people openly defecating are Indonesia (54 million people)
>Indogpoopnesia

Nepgear a murderer.

Hehehe I'm proud desu senpai

It was justified

Ang iyong pagdaramdam

we did it
nips btfo

Idalangin mo sa maykapal

Nasa puso mo ay wala nang lubusan

what happened?

There's nothing appealing with Neptunia

theguardian.com/world/live/2016/jul/25/japan-knife-attack-live-updates
>be japan
>fired from work
>stabs people for fun

top kek

i hope no qts died ;____;

Please show me your pantsu

This one is of Yandere chef

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Pretty witty

come get them if you want them so badly

Is our counter terrorism unit god tier or are the terrorists operating in this country just incompetent? They just keep on getting caught.

last i heard our spec ops/ special branch was trained by former SAS or some sorts competent enough but not entirely useless

I dunno. How good is our VAT 69

>69

I'll.

Can I also see your hair?

Wasu udan

>be terrorist funder
>wonder why you could catch terrorist

>tell Indons to blow their country up in the name of Allah
>they actually do it
You guys are absolute madmens.

>Filipinos second-shortest in Southeast Asia

>The shortest female population in the study is in Guatemala, at an average of 4-foot-11 (149.4 centimeters). It is followed in order by the Philippines, Bangladesh, Nepal, East Timor, Madagascar, Laos, the Marshall Islands, India and Indonesia.

>The shortest male population is in East Timor, at an average of 5-foot-3 (160 centimeters). It is followed by Yemen, Laos, Madagascar, Malawi, Nepal, Rwanda, the Marshall Islands, the Philippines and Mauritania.


I think we can compete with penis size r-right?

Hi my fellow Filipino's. I have enlisted for the US Navy. I will ask to go to Nippon or Gookrea. But what is chance of US bases in Subic and Clark? I am wanna help defend my homeland under US Flag. I see Duterte is a neutral guy who doesn't like the USA that much.

As long as it is 5 inches, you are fine user

;_;

meant to quote

White women are ok with me. I'm 4.5. Get better in bed.

theres too many of you in one country. its harder to distribute wealth, food or resources equally among pinoys thats why its harder to grow for each individual. you have to thank du30 death squad for that. controlling overpopulation is God's Work

You can always be a trap slut

>i will ask
that's not how it works. you go where they want you to go.

but you are the terrorist

most likely you go to Guam

Join the ship that has flip admirals and officers

manilalivewire.com/2015/09/filipino-proud-united-states-aircraft-carrier-abraham-lincoln-commander-is-a-filipino/

I know how it works. But there is a chance that if you ask for a place, and there is a spot in your career field for it, they may as well give it to you.

Are you seriously 4'5? Are you even human?

>2016
>still calling us terrorist
why aren't you get CARDBOAR'D yet?

I'm find with that. I just wanna be close to Asia.
I meant my dick is 4.5 inches. I'm 5'6 in height.

I-is 5.1 inch enough?

what do I get from it?

Honestly enough. Get fit, dress well, get better in bed, learn how to kiss, get her in mood, eat her, and where/how to hit her. Some women are size queens, most are not. Just accept it if they are. If they aren't, give them your best.
It's harder if they've been with someone who is significantly bigger, that's how they become size queen. But I don't think there are niggers or Latinos there.

I'll show you my arm

That's why you should find someone innocent (read:lolis), so they are satisfied even if yours are small.

On another note, our government (Indonesian) still couldn't find castration executor for sexual predators. The doctors association refused to do it. Seems like I'll be safe for a while.

I do know the Catholic Church loves shotas

I've plenty of cute pics of you already

Then you must return the favor by posting a pic of yourself

>£70k debt
>€20k left in another
Haha

I got from my friends mom who cant recover her password and needed my help some Samsung G9287C

How do I unlock it?

Pay with your body.

>our government (Indonesian)
Stop lying, Kevin.

Just a case of cucktholics having small dicks.

Thank you for calling the /asean/ helpdesk

oops wrong thread

There are a way, using dos or someshit, I forgot. You can't do it in iphone though, Tyrone.

Nah, I'm currently on family visit here.

Also fucking Menkominfo even blurring my captcha, not satisfied with blurring cartoons.

i still remember doing dos with dosbox and 2 decades ago. I'll find something

Cool people invests in Alabang, are you one of these cool people?

>tries to adjust and take control of life
>mfw four years after lost faith in humanity all over again
Back to my 2D hentai and vidya's i guess

Is neptunia a gud game?

recovery mode. that's only if you're not concerned with anything which is in that phone because you'll be doing a factory reset.

>turn power off
>hold volume up + power button simultaneously until it turns on
>this will take you to a menu
>press- fuck this shit, google it on your own.

You should try living in Alabang.

No

already fine with my comfy house and I got me a business that would feed me a year or three. I just want nothing to do with any bullshit right now.

I am guessing it neptunia isn't a good game then

There's no better place in the Philippines than Alabang.

no but I like my sakurahime collection

>tfw filipino, 6ft and have 6.25 x 5 in penis and kv
Why even live lads?

>East Timor is SEA

Alabang is SEA

Greedy pig

Wow...that's like slightly bigger than mine O___O

>sponsored by Japan Government
WTF Japan?

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I'll take it back when you show me your thighs

Creampie is the best fetish ever

Vanilla is the best fetish

It feels useless since I haven't gotten my dick wet yet mayne. Wbu? Family friends and stuff always ask me who's the lucky gf?
>tfw none

I agree. I want to creampie k8poster, Yandere chef and Flipchan

It'll be very very fun

Same here ;___;

I have no gf and I am 178cm tall.

How old are you though?
21 here turned 21 on the 15th actually

i am 150 with femme benis