Is he working overtime tonight edition
/brit/
Hunter Moore
Mason Nguyen
Watch out, Janny doesn't take kindly to under dressed bottoms.
Jose Nguyen
...
Evan Wright
im just a teenage dirtbag baby
Levi Hall
SUSAN
U
S
A
N
Christopher Russell
had a post but can't remember what it was
Cooper Taylor
heard he gets paid double while working overtime
David Collins
gotta go back to yorkshire tomorrow
I hate yorkshire
Kevin Gutierrez
...
Jayden Thomas
last susan I knew died of meningitis
rip
Anthony Nelson
why is the devon flag behind him?
Justin Wilson
...
Adam Evans
getting big arms already
Luis Howard
Is that the janny who always bans pakipoo?
Sebastian Rivera
FOY
Sebastian Brooks
Rasheed
Aaron Morgan
Janny is one person, dude
Cooper Wilson
its a nice flag
Luis Rodriguez
Always wanted to know the story (if any) behind this image.
Incredibly comfy.
Chase Morales
creepshot from reddit
Nolan Reed
me and the gf on the bus
Leo Smith
would quite like a cute northern bird desu
youtube.com
Alexander Foster
...
Caleb Mitchell
i literally fucking hate spiderboo im ngl
he's such a cunt, it's reassuring to know he's mentally ill and will likely kill himself in the future
t. not the janny
Logan Jackson
*opens the door of my private jet*
come aboard lads
Ryan Smith
I'm from Lancashire, the superior northern shit hole
Alexander Robinson
W-where are we going?
Chase Watson
plz teach me english ahaha
Jaxson Brooks
ITT Times you've been made to look a right mug
Mine:
>Be me, age 19
>In love with an girl
>Pretty sure she's The One
>Decide that I'm going to propose when I finish university (already applied and got in so)
>Come home for Christmas holidays
>Missed my gf like crazy, been calling her every day
>Go see her the day I get back
>She acts really weird the entire time I'm there
>After an hour I twig something is up
>She tells me she thought I was cheating so she cheated on me
>Break up with her on the spot
Turns out she was cheating on me with her ex she used to constantly talk shit to me about.
Felt like I was a proper muppet haha.
Joshua Harris
Your Mother walks into the room, "What are you doing up so late on this silly cartoon website?"
How do you respond?
Grayson Robinson
business idea:
me, but six feet under
Julian Hall
Lol it's 10 am you daft cunt get out of my room lmao
Henry Bennett
>>She tells me she thought I was cheating so she cheated on me
that is proper bullshit lad. she cheated on you and felt bad so she told you that she thought you were cheating as well.
Jaxon Johnson
"When did you get here and how do you know what I'm doing"
Ryan Barnes
>Mum? You're alive?
Christopher Anderson
Sup Forums isn't about anime anymore mum you don't know what the fuck you're on about
silly bint
Dylan Adams
*protests the vietnam war*
Bentley Moore
>"This is my lady's hand these be her very C's, her U's and her T's and thus makes she her great P's."
-- Malvolio, scene v from Shakespeare's Twelfth Night
When you see it...you'll shit bricks
Angel Gonzalez
Agreed
Colton Garcia
bent fucking hippy. go back to smoking weed you homeless protesting faggot
Chase Cook
Yeah I thought so too
Can't remember exactly how I replied but it was something like
>I'd never do that, I have standards
Think I made her cry. Felt quite bad desu, because I really did love her.
Andrew Barnes
She lied. Women lie, true facts. Also, it sounds like she still wanted her ex the entire time you were dating if she kept talking about him.
Jordan Foster
reasonable response
SEEVEEN/10
very interesting
SEEVEEN/10
spoopy
SEEVEEN/10
wise words
SEEVEEN/10
Jeremiah Stewart
lol they were protesting because the army was getting BTFO
Ian Williams
just realised SJWs are the modern hippies
Eli Ward
haha yes yes come on in boys
Jayden Long
...
Adam Reed
>cheats on him without evidence that he cheated
>even if he did cheat, two wrongs dont make a right
Oliver Thompson
t. Nixon
Charles Harris
orite m8, what section of ikea they got this stuff then haha
Joshua Myers
A small night storm blows
Saying 'falling is the essence of a flower'
Preceding those who hesitate
Alexander Adams
are you new zealandic?
Kevin Torres
>wanting to get married at the age of 19 to some girl who clearly still wanted to be with her ex
Jaxon Davis
Going to southampton on wednesday, lads.
What should I do?
Robert Murphy
This bitch I text is so stuck up with her one word answers and refusal to ever text first.
I think I'm going to drop her once and for all.
Isaac Bailey
Dont you have some refugees to welcome?
Jacob Phillips
AND BULLY'S SPEACIALLL PRIIIZE
Justin Clark
...
Juan Torres
Send her my way
I'll give something to talk about
Logan Brown
Sorry sir I gotta go my dad is taking me to the "doctors" maybe another time.
Luke Price
Work, work, work, work, work, work
He say me have to
Work, work, work, work, work, work!
He see me do me
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!
Eli Cook
dumb pirate frogposter
Kevin Gutierrez
has theresa may done anything interesting in government yet
do PMs/presidents actually do anything
Ryan Butler
no, i'm a world citizen
Cooper Wright
Loved my sovereign as own father
Worried over country as own house
The bright sun looking down upon earth
Shines ever so brightly on my red heart.
Ryan Fisher
>stop talking to her
>idk why he just stopped talking!!?!
does my nut firmly in desu
Jayden Bennett
I'll save you the trouble.
Thomas White
>ywn get to baton charge anti war protesters
why even live
Anthony Evans
The third eye is on your armpit you absolute fucking dunce
Just get a fucking look at you
Hudson Butler
Damn.....that's really fucking deep. Really makes you think.
Reminds me of this, something very similar:
Once I sat upon a promontory,
And heard a mermaid, on a dolphin's back,
Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath,
That the rude sea grew civil at her song;
And certain stars shot madly from their spheres,
To hear the sea-maid’s music.
Brody Sanders
fantastic source
Zachary Cook
Yeah looking back I was young and stupid.
I'm now slightly older, but still pretty much just as stupid as I used to be.
Jose Miller
not enough moggposting recently
Nicholas Gutierrez
call her out on it
cant hurt
dont be a desperate fag if she keeps at it after that though
Kevin Young
You need some quick Joe Rogan enlightenment, family member
bet you've never tasted sweet dee em tee
Parker Ortiz
...
Ethan James
try and keep the suicidal depression at bay
to the best of your abilities
Blake Walker
taxmans taken all my dough
Cameron Smith
there's no point desu it's easier to just stop talking to them
David Collins
horridly unfunny post
David Jackson
reading 1984 right now lads
it's so bad
Andrew Bell
I have a british coworker. He was born there and he is a pretty cheeky dude with the bantz. The other day he kept saying to himself and to me, over and over, a phrase. I couldn't undstand it to well but it sounded like he kept saying "in it" really fast and a little high pitch, over and over again. What did he mean by saying "in it"??
Justin Harris
>call her out on it
don't see the point really
Grayson Phillips
And the band played waltzing matilda
James Johnson
wish DTI would leave us alone
we only play the music other's want. so they call us pirates, illegal broadcasters
Samuel Brooks
bought a GPU cooler during the heatwave
don't need it now though
Isaiah Wood
me and the boys
Evan Powell
>reading shit from a fag whose book was used by BIG BROTHER to create fearmongering propaganda
Ayden Allen
Austin Rodriguez
same lol
atleast my pc will be quieter now
Nicholas Thompson
cause there's a slim chance she's actually just busy with something
Christian Wilson
Cultural appropriation
Colton Bailey
ye
its shit
are you the NAZI PUTO beaner?
Xavier Garcia
Probably good advice.
Lincoln Hill
Is Marie/Maria the Irish version of ''Stacey''? So many young Irish slags with that name.
Mason Rivera
Fuck the normans are outside again
Nicholas Allen
Yeah i am
Camden Martin
IT'S AL-OO-MIN-E-UM YOU FUCKING YANK TWAT
Luke Jenkins
Does she ?
I need to know