Why don't Americans celebrate holidays of religious significance...

Why don't Americans celebrate holidays of religious significance, namely that which relates to a certain holy man's resurrection?

ANZAC day?

What holiday would that be?

Think he means Labour Day

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4th July of course

Queen's Birthday?

>holy
[citation needed]

"Therefore, prepare your minds for action; be self-controlled; set your hope fully on the grace to be given you when Jesus Christ is revealed. As obedient children, do not conform to the evil desires you had when you lived in ignorance. But just as he who called you is holy, so be holy in all you do; for it is written: "Be holy, because I am holy." (1 Peter 1:13-16)

>New Testament
aka
>Greco-Roman Folk & Tales

If there was no NT there would be no Christian.

If there was no Christian there would be no Reconquista.

If there was no Reconquista then Latin America would be colonized by Muslims and you'd be under Sharia law. That means no bundas, no carnival, no music.

So maybe show a little gratitude to those greco roman folk and tales.

Columbus Day

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Australia Day?

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Really makes you think

Is that frog supposed to be an abbo?

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What did he mean by this?

Sorry Day?

>National Sorry Day
Literally unfabricatable.

>give people advanced technology
>stop them cannibalizing each other
>they live entirely off your welfare
>NATIONAL holiday where everyone apologizes to them as they get drunk on your hard earned paycheck