Bff keeps trying to tickle me at random ever since I told her about my kink

>bff keeps trying to tickle me at random ever since I told her about my kink
>reflexes too good and I keep squirming away from her
What technology can I use to make this situation better, /g?/

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A taser is technology

Uhmm how would a taser make me less squirmy? Also don't those hurt?

Unless you have a small penis, and are trying to hise it, you should just let it happen. S/he is trying to turn you on.

But she's already engaged to someone else?
>you should just let it happen
I keep trying but I can't help but squirm away every time she does it...

If she's not married yet, it doesn't count. Let her fuck you, it's that simple.

But she just wants to tickle me, as she sees it as a completely innocent thing in spite of my disgusting feels towards it. I just want to be able to hold still for them, is that so out there?

Tickling is not an uncommon fetish. And girls don't just touch you for no reason. She wants it.

>girls don't just touch you for no reason
Because we're close friends? And besides I get uncomfortable with thoughts about sex and she knows that, so all I want is technological ways to keep myself from wiggling away from her fingers when they go for me??

>her
No need to lie on the internet, user.

>not only are there no girls on the internet, there are no girls in real life

Close your eyes? Look the other way? Lie on your stomach?

Sorry user, they're all traps.

>close eyes
>feel the tickling
>immediately struggle and get away
>barely enough to make me giggle at best
It helps, but unless she pins me down (which she has yet to do if she was planning on it) I can still get away...

Does her fiance know she's tickling another guy?

>another guy
I didn't mention this earlier because I'd get bullied, but I'm a girl (at least to my friend, since I know I'll get accused of being a girl (male) anyway)
>Does her fiance know
He does, he's okay with it since it doesn't get sexual or anything...

>since it doesn't get sexual or anything
I've watched every one of these movies and it most certainly does

No girls on Sup Forums.

Holy fuck. I thought I was on /lgbt/ for a sec. Awesome.

>a girl
Then as a dude he probably doesn't care but miiight want to watch.

>real life is like the movies
Here's a selfie for proof, user~
In any case it's not sexual and almost no one is giving actual advice in this ITT thread and nothing really technology like I asked, so...

I wouldn't mind him watching, or even helping if he really wanted to, but I'd feel weird asking...

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Why is Akarin so perfect lads?

show her your riced out desktop, then she'll stop tickling you. She'll also stop talking to you, but whatever

she's hella ugly not like kyoko, whos gorgeous af ni**a

>flash
>then she'll stop tickling you
But I want her to? I just don't want to squirm away before I can even laugh...

Childhood is idolizing Kyouko
Adulthood is realizing Yui makes more sense

Knife is a technology.
Just slice her throat. ;-)

Why do people think I want her to stop? I thought I made it clear I want the tickles...

>yui
not my type but good taste man.

>flash
My desktop is nothing special, just a close up picture of the edge of a pizza I made because I felt that'd make a nice background, but apart from that it's barely different from stock awesomewm...

>the she has the same VA as my actual waifu
>tfw no one else loves my waifu

>a pizza I made
I'M CALLING THE POLICE

What, I meant to post this before I wrote since I realised what you were saying, why did this post now?

That'd be wonderful

>2017
>still using flash

It's a real pizza, not a "pizza," user...

>that embedded link
YOU BETTER RUN BITCH
THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU

that shit was made way before HTML5 or javascript

>perverting my pure pizzas to perpetuate a problematic meme
That's worse than fetishizing tickling, user...
It actually uses javascript as a fallback if the browser doesn't have frames enabled, but it just redirects to the flash page...

>>>problematic
Fucking kill yourself.

I just wanted to keep the alliteration going, no bully pls...

Rope is technology. Get it user

What a dumb cunt, I bet you use Windows.

She told me before she's not tying me down, so I don't think that would be a good solution unless I can find another use for it?
I actually use Parabola on my main laptop, but I think I'll go for KDE neon for my next laptop. I don't run nonfree software, what made you think I would?

You could try the CIA lie detector defense. Probably works against tickling. Put something sharp in your shoe like a rock and press down and hurt yourself when they tickle you.

Wouldn't that cancel out the tickling though? I don't want to lose that, and that wouldn't even keep me still at all?

I wanna marry Akarin

>placing a pineapple piece on top of every pepperoni slice
>not a single pepperoni without pineapple or vice versa
If this isn't autism I don't know what is.

>And besides I get uncomfortable with thoughts about sex

the absolute state of Sup Forums

hahahah

It makes them into little cups of flavor~
This is just bullying, and it's not nice...

ill have you know im a respectable male (female)

A thread died just so some faggot could LARP.

F

>LARP
>Live Action RolePlay
>live action
>on the internet
In any case, I really just wanted to know a technological solution to this, I didn't mean to brag or make anyone jealous of the fact I have a friend?