/voc/ vocaroo thread

Welcome to the vocaroo thread, where we practice our language skills by reading out prompts that others have provided, then have them laugh at us as we butcher them beyond recognition.
Recording site can be found here: vocaroo.com/

Any, joke, harassment, advice, praise is allowed.
Other languages than English are encouraged.

>Take spanish to start with:

>"Un grupo de mujeres en Miami decidió juntarse y crear un grupo para apoyar al candidato para la presidencia de Estados Unidos del Partido Republicano, Donald Trump. El grupo se llama "Latinas for Trump" y la mayoría de ellas son hijas de padres cubanos."
- - - [ Sup Forums SINGS ] - - -

For those of you who don't know what is this about, you have to record a song and phrases that will be mashed-up with other anons' in vocaroo.com

You may propose, make a poll, or whatever you come to think until you gather the material to be mashed up.

Don't forget to post YouTube links and lyrics te get others singin


Check the ones we did:

>Sup Forums sings Serbia Strong:
youtube.com/watch?v=LedKEFXLzj4

>Sup Forums sings Ievan Polkka
youtube.com/watch?v=uK_SRSB9pdA

>Sup Forums sings Marcha a las Malvinas Argentinas
youtube.com/watch?v=93O7WmQo2nQ

>Sup Forums sings America, Fuck Yeah!
youtube.com/watch?v=4wxKZX-k3TI

[UNRELEASED ONES] (I mean, those don't have a youtube video and stuff)

>Defend Kebab
mediafire.com/download/lk5mvtrdohwibua/int sings defend kebab_1st mix.mp3

>Katyusha
mediafire.com/download/u1hqrwah67a1avh/int sing katyusha_1st mix.mp3

>USSR Anthem
mediafire.com/download/spih0ibyyx148o1/int sings ussr anthem_1st mix.mp3

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s1GHGDaSHKp0
vocaroo.com/i/s1bQT5z78ygQ
vocaroo.com/i/s0SgabdiAFO9
vocaroo.com/i/s16xktaxPHk8
vocaroo.com/i/s1WFiRfiUVtz
vocaroo.com/i/s0wncu133IcE
vocaroo.com/i/s0zRKP4fap1z
vocaroo.com/i/s16z7WthqxDD
youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
vocaroo.com/i/s1FejMPGHRBt
vocaroo.com/i/s1YGCfCmhwtL
vocaroo.com/i/s1WZ665VknlK
clyp.it/imzdywrq
vocaroo.com/i/s198Vm80ZaRs
vocaroo.com/i/s0clTwx54XFB
vocaroo.com/i/s08BxBRqs2kO
vocaroo.com/i/s1glvLL2qmmj
vocaroo.com/i/s1JZPTcgCG0K
vocaroo.com/i/s0tbx78aYBQ3
vocaroo.com/i/s0QPNDgbU8K0
vocaroo.com/i/s0kwRTnnN7aJ
youtube.com/watch?v=g6M8oJq-dEA
youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM
vocaroo.com/i/s06Qni7Gj6Lp
vocaroo.com/i/s0fVFwnUxfeO
vocaroo.com/i/s18FzSrNYkc7
vocaroo.com/i/s0A69evW2xBO
vocaroo.com/i/s1iZOjTDmtdA
youtube.com/watch?v=IZ2XYNedgoc
vocaroo.com/i/s0pgH6Bcv70W
youtu.be/l1Dd-i9RVTk
youtu.be/9U69BrLTQ1o
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I won't let you die.

Wrong time for this.

Its dead che
Leave it

Not sure if it has something to do with timing or it's just the board is too fast for this kind of stuff.
RIP sweet prince.

bumping for tomorrow

vocaroo.com/i/s1GHGDaSHKp0

bump

Valeu!

It's the timing. Euros were asleep, and they make up the bulk of these threads.

bump

I'll bump for the americans.

I'll bump for the Algerians

hey can you rate my french?
vocaroo.com/i/s1bQT5z78ygQ

Bump for the Carthaginians

I'll read anything you give me in a lewd voice and with music.

Gimme something sexual to read

> E D G Y
> D
> G
> Y

>quiero que me metas tu grande y jugoso pene en mi boypussy y me hagas gritar como la sucia perra que soy

Can you do it in glorious rioplatense accent che?
>aah pero que pija corta que sos por dios, que chiquita la tenés

>with music
So you put music because you don't want your family hear you being a fag

Quieres decir acento sudaca?

Gonna do this one too

ayy lmao
vocaroo.com/i/s0SgabdiAFO9

vocaroo.com/i/s16xktaxPHk8

I live alone.

listoooooo la paja que me voy a clavar con esto no tienen ni idea

...

bueno eso no era lo q esperaba psh pero gracias

y que esperabas?

Mas lento, con amor que nadie tr apura

I was a little bit nervous.

No tenes nada de que preocuparte, aca el que tiene la ventaja sos vos. Y tu voz es linda

/hilo latino/

una vela...

Dame algo mas largo para leer, si es tan corto me pongo nervioso

vocaroo.com/i/s1WFiRfiUVtz

Pretty good.
>"Un grupo de mujeres en Miami decidió juntarse y crear un grupo para apoyar al candidato para la presidencia de Estados Unidos del Partido Republicano, Donald Trump. El grupo se llama "Latinas for Trump" y la mayoría de ellas son hijas de padres cubanos."

vocaroo.com/i/s0wncu133IcE

Leelo de la imagen que es algo largo.

Acordate que si te sentis incomodo tocas el boton de dejar de grabar y punto. Vos tenes la ultima palabra

Since we have spanish speakers today, here you go.

UNA PATATA

Not too shabby though.

vocaroo.com/i/s0zRKP4fap1z

vocaroo.com/i/s16z7WthqxDD

How about we sing Tunak Tunak Tun?

youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

I can solo the beginning if needed

PORQUE CON ESA MUSIQUITA JAJAJAJAJAJAJ, no era nada sexual ese mensaje

pero te notas mas suelto al hablar, nada mal

>"Un grupo de mujeres en Miami decidió juntarse y crear un grupo para apoyar al candidato para la presidencia de Estados Unidos del Partido Republicano, Donald Trump. El grupo se llama "Latinas for Trump" y la mayoría de ellas son hijas de padres cubanos."

vocaroo.com/i/s1FejMPGHRBt

Ahora dame algo más difícil para que yo les pueda recitarlo

Me parecio que quedaria mas gracioso con la musica

post trkish

che, tengo que hacer esto

Para ti ranita.

vocaroo.com/i/s1YGCfCmhwtL

Sisi quedo gracioso

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE


-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

Te parezco como un peruANO o qué?

You thought Finnish was hard? Here's the real deal:

Al şu takatukaları takatukacıya takatukalattırmaya götür. Eğer takatukacı takatukaları takatukalatmazsa, takatukaları taktukacıdan takatukalattırmadan getir

vocaroo.com/i/s1WZ665VknlK

clyp.it/imzdywrq

no, que leas el copypasta

en acento español, r8
vocaroo.com/i/s198Vm80ZaRs

>no, que leas el copypasta

Si, obviamente ya lo leí. Solo quiero comprender por que tu lo escribiste? Cual es la broma?

>humor chileno

vocaroo.com/i/s0clTwx54XFB

He wants you to read it out loud and record it on vocaroo, dummy.

AHHAHAHAHGAJAJJAJAHHAHA

>Ahora dame algo más difícil para que yo les pueda recitarlo

Se me olvidó este parte de mi post. Disculpame.

vocaroo.com/i/s08BxBRqs2kO

No me importa que yo no siguiera el ritmo de la canción peruANO. También los últimos fraces fueron a la mierda.

este mogolico piensa que es una cancion jsjsajjjjja

Yo recuerdo específicamente k algún gente había cantado el copypasta en hilos pasados.

Absolutely cute! Ok, now time for a non-meme text, a poem! It's called "room of the dead" aka "Ölünün Odası"

Bir oda, yerde bir mum, perdeler indirilmiş;
Yerde çıplak bir gömlek; korkusundan dirilmiş.
Sütbeyaz duvarlarda çivilerin gölgesi
Artık ne bir çıtırtı ne de bir ayak sesi…
Yatıyor yatağında dimdik, upuzun, ölü;
Üstü, boynuna kadar bir çarşafla örtülü.
Bezin üstünde ayak parmaklarının izi;
Mum alevinden sarı, baygın ve donuk benzi.
Son nefesle göğsü boş, eli uzanmış yana;
Gözleri renkli bir cam; mıhlı ahşap tavana.
Sarkık dudaklarının ucunda bir çizgi var;
Küçük bir çizgi, küçük, titreyen bir an kadar.
Sarkık dudaklarında asılı titrek bir an;
Belli ki, birdenbire gitmiş çırpınamadan.
Bu benim kendi ölüm, bu benim kendi ölüm;
Bana geldiği zaman, böyle gelecek ölüm

jskjajakjsakjskaa

vocaroo.com/i/s1glvLL2qmmj


gangsta

Fucking internet dropped like 3 times.

vocaroo.com/i/s1JZPTcgCG0K

vocaroo.com/i/s0tbx78aYBQ3

I'll read my own shit.

vocaroo.com/i/s0QPNDgbU8K0


more gangsta

Great Job! Your pronunciation is easily understandable. But as I've stated before, you have a few problems with pronouncing letters "ç,ö,ı,ğ". The most noticeable mistake of yours was the word "çivi" in "çivilerin gölgesi" part. Here, have my brother reading this poem for you:
vocaroo.com/i/s0kwRTnnN7aJ

>sent the poem to a turkette
>"you sound balkan"
:(

why are turkish women so hairy and mean?

What is up?

What's up in Funland.

Give me something to sing.

>Give me something to sing.
Quelle langue, mec?

>vocaroo.com/i/s0zRKP4fap1z

Uff se me paro

Sing the anthem of the Corinthians.

youtube.com/watch?v=g6M8oJq-dEA

youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM

Norsk, vennligst

Katyusha : arranged into oldschool Turkish Music kek

vocaroo.com/i/s06Qni7Gj6Lp

bad diet, genetical background, 4th phase of special snowflake syndrome.

Má tá éadáil le breith agam as na himeachtaí seo, arsa
an fear ard téagartha leis féin, is fearr dom a bheith chun
tosaigh; ach ní chomh mór sin chun tosaigh is go
dtarraingeoinn suntas orm féin. Bhreathnaigh sé ar na
giollaí ina n-éadaí donna taobh thiar d’fhál na saighdiúirí.
Chonaic sé an lucht dlí agus an lucht riaracháin ina róbaí
dubh agus bán. Chonaic sé an sagart ina sheasamh in aice
leis an gcuaille ar dheis, a lámha ceangailte, é siúd freisin i
mbéal a chrochta agus ag fanacht go ciúin ar a sheal féin an
dréimire ard a dhreapadh. Chonaic sé an bord íseal chun
tosaigh agus an tine dhearg i gciseán iarainn i ngar dó. Bhí
saighdiúirí gach áit agus gan aon leisce orthu duine a shá
nó a scoilteadh dá gcuirfidís as don obair oifigiúil.

Travelling back south and killing my time here

vocaroo.com/i/s0fVFwnUxfeO

zašto?

vocaroo.com/i/s18FzSrNYkc7

MIS COSTADOS.
HAHAHAHAH
la musica tropical andaluz de fondo me cagó re mal.
gg no re.

IAAAAAAAAAAA MISSS COSTADOSS MI NEGRITO AAAAAN VOLAAAAAAAAAAAADO MIS QUEQUES

La primera cancion es Let's Get it On de Marvin Gaye (Instrumental), la segunda es Moe Jazz Dreamer Bossa Nova

vocaroo.com/i/s0A69evW2xBO

vocaroo.com/i/s1iZOjTDmtdA

8/10 response

thank bed

ne znam da budem iskren

dobro zivi zevot u laz

Bump

bump

Sing La Internationale in Russian already

youtube.com/watch?v=IZ2XYNedgoc

>[1st stanza]

Vstavay, proklyat′yem zakleymyonny,
Ves′ mir golodnykh i rabov!
Kipit nash razum vozmushchyonnyy
I v smertnyy boy vesti gotov.
Ves′ mir nasil′ya my razrushim
Do osnovan′ya, a zatem
My nash, my novyy mir postroim, —
Kto byl nichem, tot stanet vsem.

Chorus (×2):

Eto yest nash posledniy
I reshitel′nyy boy;
S Internatsionalom
vospryanet rod lyudskoy!

>[2nd stanza]

Nikto ne dast nam izbavlen′ya:
Ni bog, ni tsar′ i ne geroy!
Dob′yomsya my osvobozhden′ya
Svoyeyu sobstvennoy rukoy.
Chtob svergnut′ gnyot rukoy umeloy,
Otvoyevat′ svoyo dobro, —
Vzduvayte gorn i kuyte smelo,
Poka zhelezo goryacho!

Chorus (×2)

>[3rd stanza]

Dovol′no krov′ sosat′, vampiry,
Tyur′moy, nalogom, nishchetoy!
U vas — vsya vlast′, vse blaga mira,
A nashe pravo — zvuk pustoy!
My zhizn′ postroim po-inomu —
I vot nash lozung boyevoy:
Vsya vlast′ narodu trudovomu!
A darmoyedov vsekh doloy!

Chorus (×2)

>[4th stanza]

Prezrenny vy v svoyom bogatstve,
Uglya i stali koroli!
Vy vashi trony, tuneyadtsy,
Na nashikh spinakh vozveli.
Zavody, fabriki, palaty —
Vsyo nashim sozdano trudom.
Pora! My trebuyem vozvrata
Togo, chto vzyato grabezhom.

Chorus (×2)

>[5th stanza]

Dovol′no korolyam v ugodu
Durmanit′ nas v chadu voyny!
Voyna tiranam! Mir Narodu!
Bastuyte, armii syny!
Kogda zh tirany nas zastavyat
V boyu geroyski past′ za nikh —
Ubiytsy, v vas togda napravim
my zherla pushek boyevykh!

Chorus (×2)

>[6th stanza]

Lish′ my, rabotniki vsemirnoy
Velikoy armii truda,
Vladet′ zemlyoy imeyem pravo,
No parazity — nikogda!
I yesli grom velikiy gryanet
Nad svoroy psov i palachey, —
Dlya nas vsyo tak zhe solntse stanet
siyat′ ognyom svoikh luchey.

Chorus (×2)

I guess all 6 stanzas are a bit too much though

anyways do your worst

I remember you. It's good to have you back
vocaroo.com/i/s0pgH6Bcv70W

>vocaroo.com/i/s0pgH6Bcv70W
At last!

>good to have you back
Long time no see, mate.

I can't listen to the audio at the moment. Up to what stanza did you sing?

are you the argentinian trap?

First.

Nope, if anything I'm the "argentinian vocaroo dude".
I'm kinda trappish, though, if that gives me prestige or something.

youtu.be/l1Dd-i9RVTk
anyone wants to sing some cumbia villera?

>meta guacha
Damas Gratis o nada.

youtu.be/9U69BrLTQ1o
ok but yall have to scream the "WIPI WIPI" or it doesnt count

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajkasjksajksajkasjka