Don't shit on me

Don't shit on me.

I need a VPN. I'm in SYRIA. I can't make up my mind. Also I'm not lying. I'm actually in Syria.

My connection is 8Mbps and half of the time it's fucked to the point where I get maybe 1-2 Mbps so I need a service that's fast and reliable so it doesn't suck too much out of my already shitty connection. I also need to make it work in Windows, Linux and and Android.

If it lets you use multiple IPs for a single account that would be great and huge plus.

I'm constantly having to reboot the ADSL modem so I can get a better connection and a new IP.

What would work for me ? What have you used?

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fuck off terrorist

Go out and execute ISIS collaborators instead.

god damn it :(

>another shitskinned retard would rather sit at home tugging his dick to cartoons instead of reclaiming his broken country
Take a bow

Why not move into Europe with the other rapefugees?

What's the command? sudo....

Order 66

if you're a US-backed "rebel" force: go fuck yourself
if you're an actual syrian: what are you doing on the internet? kill some isis bro.

how does getting a VPN make yer internet speed better???

> reclaiming his broken country
Bruh, The army is taking care of that. I just wanna study.
Cuz I came from there and I didn't like it. I like it here better

Nope I'm an actual Syrian. Hence the hot chick with the syrian flag on her sweet cheeks.
ISIS is far away from Damascus and I just need some fucking VPN. I've never picked up a weapon and I don't intend to.

>not joining the army now and securing your career as some major at some backwater base getting drunk all day and shit posting.

I mean come on man what are you doing?

you're telling me you don't want to participate in the gainz? I don't know enough about VPNs to help mayne, sorry.

Because I'm running the shit infested Hotspot Shield right now, and even that whoreshit of a vpn service makes some sites faster for some reason.

Also there are some sites that are restricted.

AND THE BIGGEST FAGGOTRY of it all is Stuff like the Itunes store and the playstore are blocked in this country.

TALK ABOUT HELPING THE SYRIAN PEOPLE EH GOOGLE? APPLE? MICROSFUCKS?

Fucking makes my blood boil. All I wanna do is update a fucking app is that so much to ask?

THEY SURE GOT THE SYRIAN GOVERNMENT BY BLOCKING MY FUCKING GOOGLE PLAY SERVICES..

Dumbfucks

ovpn.se

NordVPN if you're looking for something big, ShadeYouVPN if you want small.

question: what services do you need to access which you can't?

just examples

That is proof enough the Syrian Arab Socialist Baath Party is doing everything right. Now launch SCUD on Israels Intel HQ.

oh vanity shit?

ah fuck you i won't help with that

we don't support ISIS here

for that you need to speak to your friends at the CIA

they bought you a fucking Toyota, they can get you a VPN

Google play services. iTunes.
Any fucking US website.
A lot of european sites . (they just 403 your ass like no tomorrow)

Yah they really are fucking me sideways considering I'm so used to these services.

Even a bunch of forums that are on US backend servers will fucking throw you 403 sometimes

Do you like Assad, OP?

Why did you leave Europe and go back to Syria?

>vanity
Negro what? Vanity? That's vanity to you? what do you think I wanna do ? deepweb/darkweb or sum'in?

VPNs can't make your internet any faster if it's the ISP that's bandwidth choked.

I like syrian chicks. They're nice and easy and take it up the ass with a smile to keep their virginity. and I like fucking the poop chute. What does Assad have to do with VPNs?

I recommend Mullvad. Always done me well. Ask their support if you need more information.

I wonder why they're giving out 403s? Spam I would assume.

Also, be sure to buy a Sup Forums Pass so you can post on Sup Forums while using your VPN.

Just curious because western media paints him as a bad goy

Doesn't Sharia law make anal illegal?

organize a resistance, fight the power, read wikipedia, that sort of shit!

naah, you're not really oppressed, you just want your digital bling.

fuck you, you're the reason why my country is going full nazi again.

Yeah No I'll take Assad over ISIS/Haji's/Fucking Sharia law a thousand times over.

Assad isn't bad. Western media just likes to ride the hardest cock so they can cum fast from all the ratings. And guess what makes western media wet like Niagara falls? war. Deaths. rebellion, etc.

which is why I hate it :)
Read

But they are allies of the US. I can't do that

did cryptostorm end up being outed as a honeypot yet?

I'm not trying to make my connection faster.

I'm trying to bypass the restrictions put on this country's telecommunication by US/EU companies such as Google and the like

lol ..German? I'm sorry these syrians that are there right now are freeloader fucks and don't represent all syrians..BONUS: some of them are militants ! ..You should blame your cunt Chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel (my dick just hid inside my body) for letting them in.

I was like "labor camps for refugees," but when I said that the first time all the blood drained out of my gf's face.

I think i should leave her and campaign for laborcamps nonetheless.

>haji's
you're not syrian, in any case you're a fucking CIA nigger operative on the ground or a larper guilt tripping people to help you
kill yourself

lol I am syrian. But I did say that I came into the country. I'm not guilt tripping anybody to help me. Not sure why it's so hard to get a recommandation... This whole thread and I got like 2.. I guess I'll go with those.

Nice inspect element faggot

seriously? Honestly why would I go through the trouble ?

I hope you get killed by Americans

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>I've never picked up a weapon and I don't intend to.

Then stop dicking around the internet and get to work rebuilding houses, you lazy piece of shit.

>take it up the ass
>keep their virginity

That's not how it works. Enjoy Sodom and Gomorrah part 2.