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white britain edition

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kys op

literally sageing this

kshit out

I'll be posting in this one

fuck off OP you sad little weapon

korean pop?

Posting in this one lol

erm, where the fuck did you get that photo of me?

Good edition

Still soliciting opinions on my existential crisis lads

>tfw been having an existential crisis for almost two years
wew
Nothing you can do lad

literal nonce

Need myself a vauxhall zafira

MORNIN' GEORGE

hmm

the religion of peace?

Why are there so many Russians?

so-called religion of peace

>Two armed men who took hostages at a church near Rouen in northern France are now dead, police sources have said.

hmm

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Daily terrorism happening in France

don't feel anything when i cum anymore. guess it's about time to kill myself

or as I've taken to calling it, Paece

Rope is going over the rafters tonight my lads

France and Germany are literally Iraq tier now

bit gay

Going to make meatballs today lads

I got my eyes on you

Let it be e e e e e let it be e e e e e let it bee e e e e oh let it be e e

There will be an asnwer r r r let it be e e e

just pawned my phone for £200 straight on the fobties my laaaaad

Should I get windows 10

video comment from that 9/11 south tower collapse lads

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I love and hate college just like I love and hate myself

might get a job. not getting enought money on benefits. tight government

England isn't an island Yank.

Just pointing it out sweetheart :)

11/9 best day of my life

delete this please.

>an island that has 65m people and still 3/4 of it is rural is "tiny" to yanks

makes u think huh

nice meme

>Two armed men
able bodied scum

considering how cramped those 65 million people are it's no wonder they're so inbred

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"no"

Did you forget Wales and Scotland you daft mick?

no

incredibly disrespectful. delete these posts. how do i report u

I just read this in your voice and got really annoyed


you're getting nuked *puts a word in putins ear*

Absolute vile staff two boy's who work in sports direct Llandudno one with a beard,I asked for there help to find some trainers he told me to shut up and don't talk to him like that I replied I'm only asking you to do your job and didn't speak to you in any way he then said I will throw you out in a minute I answered go for it .he said I will take you out side.I said I'm not going I've done nothing wrong I'm paying for my shoes,he said I will get the police I said get the police and let them see on the cameras how they have spoken to me both boys answered laughing there is no cameras in this store,I said I don't need this craps I've just lost my partner and my kids have lost there dad and they laughed in my face and said you look like a dole dosser ,have a merry Christmas on your own.these people are absolute low lifes

Didn't realise 65 million people could get inbred. Belgium must be really inbred.

some joocy drama here lads

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Well those French border controls worked lmao

Fuck the EU

those firemen were pretty crazy desu

Really really want blacks to disappear

Good thing they inconvenienced hundreds of Brits travelling there to stimulate their economy with tourism, sure taught those jihadis who are already in Europe a lesson

ah yes british genetics

Rolling
You can clearly tell they're slav

h-how old are these girls

they're german but okay

>ahh yes british genetics

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if you fail to achieve 100% on this test you are not British and are not allowed to post here.

they're obviously french

damn this must be tough as fuck to live

>I know I smell like fish and I smell like a fish market or fee-fee-faeces

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Who's got blues?

Do not understand that first image at all

they've been raped by foreigners throughout their entire history

>buzzfeed

you can fuck off for a start

Just a reminder lads, the phantom typer still lurks amongst you

>Leave him alone . Can't you see he has haddock enough . He is not in a good a plaice at the moment . All this is making him eel .Cod willing he will be ok he just needs to find his sole.Maybe when this is all over we all can get together for a kipper tea , have a dance maybe a good conger . No mention of him gettin a job because he is sick of scrounging . It's just because he is bored n skint. He won't get a job and that's offishial

imbibe having a cock below 6 inches lads. think I would off myself

I've a yank mate who does 150wpm i've seen him do it

Need a big set of tits, sopping in baby oil, on and around my face

m-mercy

>baby oil

nonce

>not bio oil
fuck off

What words generally indicate a fucking wanker?

"awesome" and "cool"

Any more?

Who else here /love/ the smell of a hot British cock?

need to stop feeling tired and foggy even though I sleep enough

He's welcome to show up and prove himself to the phantom

Fish odour syndrome? Also this network of youutube videos by dole scroungers really is something else

sick

dude

man

basically just any yank specific word

post website

If they're British and say "Mom"

youtube.com/watch?v=v4YSk-dOXjg
Absolute tune

fuck off race traitor

on the day of the rope you'll be the first to go

go back to your shit thread you chimp

mum found my cum amphora

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Brits who use American pronunciations like "Ass"

Fuck me, this would be a great skill to have but I dread to think how much autism goes into being able to type 2 and a bit words per second

Mum found my busted bollocks in the bin

funny how farm animal meats have different colours.

they're all oxygen-breathing red-blooded mammals (poultry aren't mammals though) but chicken, pork and beef are all different shades of red/pink. i wonder why this is.

>the phantom typer may today be usurped by a mysterious Yank

wew

>A priest has been killed in an attack by two armed men at his church near Rouen in northern France, police and French media have said.

>Tfw don't know the phantom typer meme.

Is it an old one, or a recent one? I don't get it, he types fast?

>Sexual intercourse, or coitus or copulation, is principally the insertion and thrusting of the penis, usually when erect, into the vagina for sexual pleasure, reproduction, or both.[3] This is also known as vaginal intercourse or vaginal sex.[2][4] Other forms of penetrative sexual intercourse include anal sex (penetration of the anus by the penis), oral sex (penetration of the mouth by the penis or oral penetration of the female genitalia), fingering (sexual penetration by the fingers), and penetration by use of a dildo (especially a strap-on dildo).[5][6][7] These activities involve physical intimacy between two or more individuals and are usually used among humans solely for physical or emotional pleasure and commonly contribute to human bonding.[5][8]

Can type faster but cba turning on PC maybe later

rate my nuzlocke team lads

because they're different species

He uses a script to win a minigame