Be France

>be France
>actually its just ISIS

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>be France
>ishygddt

>be French
>get run over, stabbed, shot

>be French

>be

>yourself

>be French
>youre actually a corpse

>France

>be French
>youre actually a knife rack

>be French
>watch as your country burns

>be French
>youre actually the pavement

lmao. wall in the pirenees when pLoX

Why do French soldiers have rear view mirrors in their tanks?

Because they need to watch the battle too.

IT'S TOUGH TO BE A FRENCH

>be french
>you're actually a truckold

>cool Schadenfreude thread
>a fucking leaf ruins everything

DONT BLOW US UP

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You're insulting a Christian, you heretics

>be a French priest
>get beheaded in a Christian church

TOO LATE, YOU DISRESPECTFUL STUPID IDIOT

all frenchmen is terrorists meme

You were the first to make an alliance with muslims. Calling you christians is an insult to Baby Jesus.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Ottoman_alliance

Yea, and you made alliances with Indians, Protestants...so what ?

how many priest beheadings have happened in Spain?

How could I know ?

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it even has the French flag on the man!!!!

But seriously though, fix your shit France. Every day my heart is being broken

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>with Indians, Protestants

Yeah, their terrorist attacks in Spain happen on a daily basis.

Poor bait, tho

France is probably the only country I'd fight for, other than my own. Too much History and spiritual value in that nation that's part of the world heritage, I can't joke about it, I feel legitimately bad for what's happening in France. It's not just an attack against the French people, but civilization as a whole. I can't understand how people can joke about it and be perfectly fine.

serves them right for what they did to Africa desu

oh well, I'll guess we will just turn into 90's Serbia and fall into complete irrelevance

...AND REMOVE KEBABS ? :^)

and we will slaughter pigs (and muslims) in our background

backyard I mean

Please do it. Ethnic cleasing now!

>the french flag has a french flag in it so the muslims know that they've surrendered

>blue for the homos
>white for surrender
>red for spilled french blood

WHAT IS EVEN YOUR COUNTRY ??? I NEVER SAW THIS FLAG, WAIT LET ME CHECK... OH YES OF COURSE ITS LATVIA ... WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS LATVIA ?!?!? DID WE INVADED THAT IN THE PAST ??? NO BECAUSE ITS TOO MUCH SHIT
NICE FLAG BTW LOOKS LIKE THE PANTIES OF A FAT FEMINIST THAT GOT ITS PERIODS, RED FOR BLOOD WHITE FOR TAMPAX AND RED FOR OTHER PUSSY BLOOD.

Knowing you, you probably surrendered to them at some point in the past

Actually a lot circa 1936.
Anarchists were also shooting their coffins.

oi ahmed, put down the detonator

Yeah nah you're being harsh right now. Europe might be a bunch of pathetic cucks but they don't deserve to be murdered for trying to be friendly.

>being friendly
>be in nato
choose one my friend

ISGF when?

Yes because the regular civilians that are murdered by the proponents of a religion of shit flinging apes are all NATO soldiers. Lay off the vodka.

stop invading other countries maybe ?
Russia shoot itself in the leg and blames nato, you guys are drunk on a national level

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War#Second_attempt
Please, make sure you know how to use a gun and talk to me after that

your country is so much shit even isis don't want to invade it

let go of that priest, Mehmed

>stop invading other countries maybe ?
>Libya
Kek

Yeah you're not invading it you are just bombing every form of life out of it

bbc.com/news/world-africa-36843186

>20 July 2016
>Libya's UN-backed government responded by saying that their presence was a "violation" of the nation's sovereignty.

FUCK YOU FAGGOT. YOU TRIGGERED MY EU4 PTSD

France is true democracy, ist it? So the regular French civilians take full responsibility for their country actions

Why do muslims in France chimp out so often?

>So the regular French civilians take full responsibility for their country actions
Is... Is this what Russians think democracy is? No no, democracy is basically a scam invented to make people think that they have a hand in the running of their country.

he is russian how could he know what democracy is

>blue
>homo

U wot, cunt

>losing a war to birds

HAHAHAHA