1. Your country

1. Your country
2. Where would you sit?

Sweden
I would stand

the closest one

next to the girl :DDDDD

Next to a qt twink

wtf is that

why people do this shit ?

Next to the oldest person.

Diagonal to the least noisy person (if in Sweden then just diagonal to the first person I see)

We ask the same thing when someone decides to intrude our personal space when they could choose to sit on the other end of the bus.

closest to exit

there

the mongol knows

is pretty normal dont sit togueter a unknown person if you can sit in a free space

you arabs dont understnad this because you are a bunch of smelly and uneducated roaches

Worst thing is when only two facing seats are available

holy shit, what kind of autism is this?

t.Alberto Barbosa

next to windows and if possible next to nobody

Next to the one that gives me the most unfriendly look. I would then start chatting with them, 1 way if they won't chat back.

A minute later and I'll have the seats to myself.

Give a huge smile to anyone else that gets on to make sure I maintain my seats or have an American sit next to me.

Behind the blonde woman so I can creep her

what the hell, guys?

i unironically would rather get off the bus
there's usually another bus within an hour anyways

Wait I just realised there are front facing seats there so I will change my answer to:

Front facing seat on the other side of the blonde woman sitting so that I can subtly ogle her discreetly

wtf
why?

It looks like a train though

next to the hottest girl and start small talking and ask how was her day :)

Swedes waiting for the bus

Anywhere, next to someone or not, idk. Why is this even a question?

>tfw its dark outside and you accidently make eye contact from the reflection in the window

tee hee

talk to me :3

autism

I have a car so that I won't get in these akward kind of situations. But if I were a poor person then I would pick the old dude. Kiss him.

...

I would do a handstand

burkas are so fucking ugly, holy shit.
this shit should be banned from the planet

Probably would just sit down at the nearest seat.
I have a car though so i never have to use public transport.
T. Real autist. Not nbög pretending to be asocial when in public alone

>tfw quickly pretend to read something on the phone

their ancestors just had ninja fetish

nybog means newfag and what does nbog mean?

HOLY SHIT THE CAPTHA

Neurotypicalfag

>live in country with commonplace social anxiety/autism
>build buses/trains so seats face each other

- flag
- lie down on the ground and poo my nappy

1. flag
2. In one of the aisle seats facing backwards. A seat but still the most space between us.

T H I S
H
I
S

>we should pander to peoples' weaknesses
come on

priority seat

flag
stand

It's a train

Swede on vacation in Japan

Where the red ring is, if you stand at the opening looking for a seat you look very autistic so the proper way is to go forward and quickly observe the situation while walking at about 70% of walking speed, and by the time you seen that there are no rows of seats available is about the time where you have reached the position I have chosen, as for why i picked the right side, its because I lean right politically.

I would stand and wait

I would leave.

The Jap has just out-autist the Swede in his own thread. Absolute madman.

1. flag
2. on the tracks in front of the train

austrlia don't!!

normalfag

What a load of shit that picture is.

>Swede on vacation in Japan

mate.... that reading comprehension...

every single point is true Linus
pls don't think negative thoughts

next to the guy who looks the strongest in the car.
he could get the least stress for my existence.

>life gets better

>implying

The closest one, you fucking autist.

>this pain is only temporary
I've been feeling it for four years.

But there is 50% chance that he/she/it smells like shit. And he/she/it might have set groceries or backpack on the seat and then you would look stupid walking to the seat and only noticing them when you are almost sitting on them. I'd rather stand desu

You autists need to come down here and ride these trains as a form of corrective therapy.

only four? I don't remember I time I had hope

I'm a busy man ain't got time to read shit properly

I don't sit on public transportation. I'm fat and sitting next to someone makes them and me uncomfortable.

Also I like to size everyone up as possible terrorists and it's easier to do when you're standing.

>that cringe
Wtf I hate Swedestan now

Try get anti-depressants.

make your life meaningful
find what matters to you and devote your life to it

the legends says empty trains dying out from our world

no one seen them for ages

10. haha /jk kill yourself bitch

1 Reason to die
1. Australian

>Where would you sit?
In the end, far from the windows.

lmaooo tru

pic related meanwhile in turkey

This. Eat good goy pills
T. Schlomo

This

I guess having my head splattered across the pavement is a much better alternative.
Thanks.

never change sweden

>he knows

exactly

Next to the old fella, chats with the oldies are great to pass time
t. Norn Iron

Any of the empty rows. What kind of a stupid question is this? You're trying way too hard to prove you're the average Norse autist.

this

Thats why we have this

qt

Crash course

>mfw no one sits by me on public transit ever

i must be very attractive

fuck this gay earth

In the front next to the blonde but ask her if the seat is taken, if she smiles when she says it's free or shows the right facial expressions then engage in conversation.
Why must northerners be such autists?its not hard to be social

Oh come on why did you have to piss on our flag before posting ?

> if she smiles when she says it's free or shows the right facial expressions then engage in conversation

That's not gonna happen

I have 500 tabs and I forgot which thread this was and I'm too tired to scroll up to check

can someone tell me

would sit on the first empty seat and stand only if all seats were taken. this is a stupid thread

Same shit on some platforms here. If you're getting out you do so boot first otherwise the crowd will push you back in.

(You)

What? Am i supposed to be the only one NOT pissing on France lately?
Of not in Swedeland where autism is normal and rape is the only method of breeding

in the back because i'm very shy

chuckled

France
On my motorbike.

Oh fugg wat do :DDDD

Would probably stay at the seat closest to the door so that it doesn't look like I'm actually picking someone to sit next