What would you choose?

What would you choose?

None
Already got a phone and who the fuck pays for porn?

>watching porn
>watching american porn (aka nigger porn)

reuploaders

I pay for hookers. Do I win, applefags?

Yes, the grand prize is an STD.

>Enjoy chad iPhone X with your GF
>Use virgin Android and fap all the day with Pornhub
BAHAHHAHAHA

I'd like to take a third option ($999).

None, the iPhone is shite and Brazzers makes shit tier normie porn. I'll keep the money, thank you very much.

>What would you choose?
I'd choose to keep the $1000

At least I'd use iPhone.

>paying for porn

This

The iPhone X and sell it for $1500

Sex workers are cleaner than club sluts

Not the ones you pay a grand for 13 years of service.

Russian brazzers is free...
If an iPhone X is what gets you a "gf" I feel really bad for you. Either you get a slut or a lot more money to keep it going.

>paying for pornography that you didn't commission so that it caters to your specific tastes

nowadays there is so many hoes everywhere (just fire up tinder or some shit), why would anyone still pay for sex, and even worse, porn?
da fuck is wrong with millennials...

Yes those fucking Millennials with all their crazy modern shit like prostitution.
Not like back in the day where we'd pick up girls with the good ole' Tinder.

>iphonex
>sellit
>profit

iphone X. if i had the money. unfortunately i don't.

Literally who pays for porn?

...

>pay full price for phone
>resell it for 90%-80% of what you paid for
>profit - somehow

Brazzers sucks. You can find logins online if you really want in.

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