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cum lol

I haven't been to one of these threads in forever
are they still terrible?

thar he be, thar he go again, isnt he the funniest man alive

yes

Heh, it's kinda funny if you think about it.

釘朝ごはん

i am unpleased with /cum/ posters in japanese thread

Clavos por el desayuno

vaginas are repulsive

Take eye maties, isn't he the most laughable man on the ship?

If you're referring to my Asian soul then yes, I am not.

Spikar för frukost.

Why? What happened?!

reminder that anger is never good unless you're in a fight

stop making fun of our dick size

stfu fgt

I just realized the real Italian delivers too and is cheaper than the pizzaturk.

How difficult is it to obtain Canadian green card?

And I just read that Tuesday is their day off
LOL!!

Buenos días, /cum/

if you're chinese, British columbia will welcome you with open arms

Callate

I don't think they mean it, ok?

>not chink
>not flip
Lol srry

false flag this is just a shitposter

just want to walk the streets of any north american city

You'd get shot by the popo

UK and USA have similar flag with same colors. Discuss.

your flag as well.

*discusses about the U.K. And US flag*

wouldnt it be wacky if there was some kind of historical connection between the two?

i see dead people

what do you do when you're at a traffic stop and police asks for ID and insurance but it's both in the glove compartment and you know for certain that once you try to reach for it they'll assume you want to draw a weapon and you'll get shot by the police as a result?

>Russia, France, UK, USA, and Netherlands all have similar colors on their flags
What did they mean by this?

Die

It's a very real threat in the us

>fapped my balls off to erotica for 3 hours
>shower
>shitpost in a daze for the next hour as my hunger rises
my daily routine after work

When's the last time you fapped to a picture of a female friend or to the thought of fucking a female friend?

Nuh uh! If they kill you, you can file a complaint! Then they'll get paid leave.

Does my mother count?

Baba is planning an uprise to overthrow the Roaches once and for all.

Can Baba count on your support?

In all seriousness, you're supposed to inform the officer that your ID is in the glove compartment, and ask them if they want to to grab it or if they just want to get it themselves.

well if I refuse, he'll slit my kneecaps

N-no

What about my sister?

I'd join the army but only if there was a psy ops division
Let them experiment with my body until I become more than a man

Where is it supposed to be?

Also is it true that if you step out of the car when the police stop you, you get shot?

>more than a man
Like what, a welfare princess?

How old is she?

16 at the moment. No, I have no pictures of her.

Most people keep their license and insurance papers in their wallet or glove compartent.

>Also is it true that if you step out of the car when the police stop you, you get shot?
That's a very bad idea and will result in the cop pulling his gun out and telling you to get back in the car ASAP

>How To Reduce Your Chances Of Getting Shot By Police
>huffingtonpost.com/entry/reduce-chances-shot-by-police_us_577d2192e4b09b4c43c1c53a
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>1. Don’t Be Black
>2. Consider Moving To Another Country

>underage
You need help

What is he afraid of and why does he limit my freedoms like that

But hey all that paranoia totally isn't caused by the 2nd amendment craziness haha no
Guns make everything more safe

whatcha listening to, /cum/?

Technically she's legal here, so no problems with that.
And either way it's the sister part that's important to me, not the age.

youtube.com/watch?v=LsMiYMErrQ8

My professor. We're going over statistics atm.

Tell him that Sup Forums said that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

>taking summer classes

>statistics atm.

rip. I hate that shit and I'll never get that.

But Brit flag and American flag looks very similar from dar distance while our flags only have stripes.

Old glory and the union jack dont look similar at all

...

They don't look even remotely similar.

How is it popular to have a road trip crossing all America?

lots of people want to do it. Its a pretty long trip though, so you have to have a lot of free time and a good amount of money to afford it

Ive been trying to get my friends to do it but theyre wageslaves

It's a pretty popular idea in American culture. I'd like to do it once I get my motorcycle license

...

I think pretty much every german dreams to do that, but most lack the money. The idea is extremely popular, but a lot of people simply can't afford it.

If you haven't driven from Alaska to the southeast US you haven't lived

they do, i mistake them sometimes.

there's so much in america that you can't see it all on one trip though

I really want to visit your national parks, extremely expensive though

How do I move to your country? I promise to wear a surgical mask so no one knows I'm a gaijin.

That's why I've done it 3 times. Alaska, through Canada, to Florida

Like half a year ago

It takes a long time.
Just crossing my state takes a full day driving at 75 mph the whole way.
You see a lot of things and are removed from your everyday life, just you and anyone you want to bring along. Or not.

yah, like I said, you need to put aside a lot of free time to do it. Gas is going to eat into your budget, and you need to plan your route otherwise you could get stuck in the mountains or something

Sounds like you haven't done it yet.
If I were you, I would do it.

You need a motorcycle license?

how would someone at a gas station in the middle of no where react to a brit accent?

To drive a motorcycle, yes.

Night Night cum sama

I cant even come close to financing it on my own. And that much time alone in a car will drive me absolutely mad

Can you get beer being 20 years old in the US?

I thought that the drivers license was enough.

Curiosity or they wouldn't give a fuck
A lot of the country has pay at the pump

theyd probably be interested to see a foreigner out there

most foreign visitors go to the big cities on the coasts instead of the midwest

probably not do anything
Maybe make some small talk, ask where you're headed, how you're liking the trip, etc.
We like foreigners fine

nit nit

what is your father doing right now?

Night Pajet

Many gaijins are already living in Japan.
You would be get annoyed by Japanese attitudes (you are treated like an animal by Japanese, because of rarity of gaijin), but I'm sure you would get used to it pretty soon.

Who would go on a roadtrip with me? I won't mention feet but you'll have to give me 15 minutes on road stops every second night so I can jack off in toilets to them.

Taking my mom to the hospital.

>going on a roadtrip with a German that has sexual interest on feet
wew lad

Nevada and California have beautiful roads. I think I never been on a road as beautiful as highway one.

>tfw you will NEVER do the PCT

kill me

is this a true white feel?

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>make a new
>find out ones already been made
just end it