I wish Portugal had conquered us and not Spain

I wish Portugal had conquered us and not Spain

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ok more niggers for you

why not try and conquer them?
the world needs a laugh

I wish Spain had conquered us and not Russia

not much diff OP

I wish a European country had conquered us and not the Ottomans.

You mean invade. I doubt Spain could deal with Poland.

Blame the Tordesilhas treaty.

I wish Portugal had conquered us and not moors... oh wait

Why? So we'd be talking a retarded sounding language like Brasilians? Just no man...

they're the same lol

You wanted to be Brazilian?

>global morale increases after brutal war erupts between portugal and mexico

If Portugal had conquered us we would be a first world country like Macau, not a spanish speaking shithole

Portugal conquered us

dont we all

agreed with you, spain is a fucking cancer, is a create machine of shitholes...only good parts here ,don´t speak spanish..

t.basque

You'd have a couple of slums, though. You also wouldn't have lost clay to the Brits/Americans. Because they were cool with us.

The reason they don't have them is due to the large amount of cheap native labor that Brazil and the American South lacked. It doesn't matter who conquered them because importing slave would not be required.

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Castille:
>hated by the Portuguese
>hated by the Galicians
>hated by the Catalans
>hated by the Basques
>hated by the Brits
>hated by the French
>hated by the South American Colonies

Literally 0 friends: the country.

Moortugal a shit. The best places of Brazil were colonized by Italians and Germans.

>Literally 0 friends: the country.
The mark of a badass.

Yeah. Just like the Jews.

Is Spaniards worse than jews?

awful lot of spanish/portugese fighting on this board lately

Well, we have been at war since forever.

They are the France to our England.

Unlike the jews, they don't hate us for our cowardly jewery, Joao, but for centuries of cucking.

If Portugal ran Mexico, they'd dump all the slaves on you. Actually it probably would have been great, which means Brazil would have gotten less.

Would love to shitpost in portuguese with another country. Also, would happily help you guys make Americans speak portuguese instead of spanish...Wait, that mean chicanos would speak portuguese then...
Yeah man, spanish is a beautiful language and you are better than any portuguese speaking cunts already.

France are irrelevant though.

people say that castile is basically the cause of all the fails of the rest of iberia even if disappeared centuries ago
after the revolt of the Comuneros Charles V ends with castile, read about history please.

No, we wouldn't be, and I doubt Portugal could have managed the conquest of Tenochtitlan in terms similar to Cortez. Say what you will about the Spaniards but in terms of sheer balls no other conquerors can n fact beat them... What would have happenned is they would have established a heavily garrisoned trading post in Veracruz, eventually got their asses kicked then come back in increasing waves while maybe other Europeans would have had a chance to set up and carve what is our territory today. Since they wouldn't have had widespread access to Indigenous labor they would have brought a lot more African slaves... We would have winded up a Balkanized version of something somewhere in between Brasil and India, it would be hell...

Our real history may have been exceedingly tragic but no realistic scenarios end up in Aztecs westernizing in the model of Japan, eg retaining their identity and most valuable parts of their traditions. As it happened Mexicans were themselves discovering and conquering not long after the fall of the Mexica. I'd much rather be the country of the bronze race, the Aztecs esentially becoming Mexicans, than the motley of pretos and pardos that is Brasil...

Portuguese people hate Castile
You are obsessed with them.

Spain does not give a flying fuck about Castile, Castile is dead.
Spaniards hate Madrid.

Moortugal is so stupid that they brought niggers to their own country as well. It's the reason they have the most nigger genes in all of Europe.

>I'd much rather be the country of the bronze race, the Aztecs esentially becoming Mexicans, than the motley of pretos and pardos that is Brasil...
Mexico is worse than Brazil, wetback
Shut the fuck up and go pass the American border, you fucking spic

>the anger in this thread
portugal has less niggers than spain,france,italy,germany,uk and so on

be a lad and post a france bashing thread, ta x

Because you can't count your niggers right. They're all mixed like ours and therefore they get classified as regular Portuguese.

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Why do Mexicans feel like they are superior to any shit?

Come one beaner, more than 10% of your country are in the USA whining for welfare.

I'm in my country you dumb fuck, want to compare murder rates? Because arguably Lula was the peak of the best you've ever been and at our worst (the drug war) we still couldn't beat you. You're a country 3-4 times larger than ours, twice the population and you still can't beat us in exports, nevermind yours are commodities and not manufactured goods, on what fucking universe does Brasil beat Mexico in anything significant? Oh, I forgot, you have football, enjoy that...

did you know that literally 25% or the people born in Mexico that are alive live in the US now?

that's a fact.

Brazil is not worse because European and Asian Immigration. Mostly from Germany, Italy, Japan and so on.

Portguese areas from Brazil are the least developed.

That's the Americans' own doing, like they wouldn't be drowning in Brasilians if we had traded places in history...

Beaner, come talk to us when more than 20k of Mexicans aren't in another country.

We don't immigrate to any shithole from Latin America.

>Spain declares war on both

>Because they were cool with us
HAHAHAHAHA

half your people are fucking indigenous,the spaniards did a bad job on killing your natives and you only got spanish colonizers so that's why you're like this

we didn't bring niggers to portugal you mong,we didn't need them here we needed them in brazil because of the sugar canes

besides,40% of the ''nigger'' are actually native portuguese whites than came after the revolution they count as african because they were born there like Mia Couto

What percentage of your people still live in the UK? Canada, Australia, the US...

Ohh boy new-worlder bants.
Keep it up bois

It's so cute when some shithole from Spanish America try to act superior.

@62636951

top fucking kek hermano, no (You) from me.

I wish the french had conquered us and not the spaniards

You would be a taller.

You aren't fooling anyone, Alberto.

Pic related, average Portuguese from Lisbon, vs average Rio de Janiggers. Not a very big difference.

Shut the fuck up, José
Brazil is richer than Mexico and you know it

Denbts?

No man, there's not even half a million of significant African descent in Mexico...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexicans#Afro-Mexicans

We have more Americans than blacks...

And unlike many other places the locals were worthy people with significant acomplishments.

Nah
We already pay them back.
We /gud/ nao

Prove me wrong preto

Are you retarded?Aztec were fucking savages you dumb fuck.The only reason we didn't eradicate the natives in brazil was because they were good for slavery.If they had atacked us we would fucking destroy them.
Your natives got rekt by the spaniards have you forgotten how much better were the portuguese soldiers?

>Afro spanish
>Afro portuguese
????
But we're african?

What are you trying to prove? Even the least shithole from Spanish America has lot of india-tier poverty. Just see "Campamentos"

>5 niggers on our mix
I don't even know what the fuck are you even trying to prove but ok. this is how some of the students in braga look.

I am the only one who find these average males from BR, Spain and Portugal cute?

Haven't you noticed yet that that cynical self-deprecating humour won't protect you from banter?

never say this again mexico.
delete this thread

no wonder you guys are seen as ugly in Brazil

Do brasilians unironically believe they're better than spanish america?

>we-we don't have any niggers! we only have almost the same number of niggers as one of the niggest regions of Brazil!

Allow me to use an example for you to understand: a guy like David Luiz gets counted as white in our census because he doesn't look dark and you can identify as anything you want on it. There are many part nigger people in Portugal that are like him due to your country bringing a shitton of nig slaves to several regions there during the colonial period.

But one thing he is right: Spain is way worse than Portugal.

But we are. :)

Sure thing my dude (:

Better? they didn't fight real opposition, all they did was plunder and rape, Spaniards improved the civilization they found in Mexico...

Just did dumb fuck, is that suposed to mean something different in South America? You're forgetting we are not in the Southern hemisphere...

This. Portugal still is way better than Spain.

yep

As matter of fact, we don't give a fuck about Spanish America

Portugal is Spain but Portuguese people are not Spaniards. It's something like Kosovo to Serbia.

But there was no niggers in portugal during the colonial times.The only slaves we brough were chinese and japanese concubines...
But even if there were,tell me how the fuck were slaves even allowed to reproduce?
Kek,fuck off,there are more niggers in the south of brazil than in portugal

kek,how many coroas loiras are being fucked in south brazil? i'm curious there's alot of inter racial porn in those regions

This is why Portugal is better than Spain.

The real truth is: We aren't a superpower today mostly because our fault. Unlike your colonies.

You raped their Natives and make their natives hate themselfes for the eternity.

The selfhating in Spanish America is way worse than Brazilian one.

indexmundi.com/factbook/compare/portugal.spain/economy
See for yourself.

Portugal? Sorry I do not like it.

>le fucking andalusian wannabe white
you STILL have remnants of islamic culture in your country.YOU FUCKING ANTHEM is based on an andalusian muslim tune

youtube.com/watch?v=qA6jOzzMgFA

How does that proves anything, you dork

Do you think Poland is better than Norway? It must be, according to your stupid argument

Well if you compare spanish america as a whole with Brazil they loose badly mainly because of bolivia,peru and central america.But if you compare the wealthiest parts of spanish america(Argentina,Chile ,etc) with Brazil we get fucking crushed in every measure.

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Brasil does not beat Mexico in any significant way, we are richer, better educated, have better healthcare and we are not drowning in niggers... Ofc countries with SPanish roots in your hemisphere like Argentina, Uruguay or Chile can make the same claims, where's the fucking superiority of the Portuguese?

The Aztecs had indoor plumbing and bathed daily, how long did it take your country to figure that one out?

Chile and Argentina are shitholes. Do you see any Brazilian imigrating to there?

Being poor in these countries is as bad as here. Just search for Chilean campamentos.

what argument?

You people are having a hissy fit precissely because we don't hate ourselves...

Why do spics think they are any bettar than black people? Central America is the most violent region of earth and it's full of Native Americans.

The most violent area of North America is Native American too Nunavut.

Genetics don't lie, Alberto. Portugal has the most nigger admixture in all of Europe:

money.cnn.com/2016/04/29/news/economy/mexico-brazil-latin-america-economy-gdp/
Here's so proof for your claim.

spanish culture my friends:
ARRIBAAAAAAAAAA AYAYAYAYYAYAYAY CHIHUAHAUA

youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0

Do you think we don't browse Hispachan or Sup Forums

You cry almost everyday about Spain was so bad and America is so bad.

We barely remember Portugal exists in our daily lives.

I was in Portugal with my family in 1998. I saw so many poverty and misery there, my parents say it was like travel to the 70's Spain. Very religious people, sadness, dirty...

I have bad memories of Portugal, but maybe I'm beginning too cruel and the real reason of that bad memories is that my father beat me in the hotel because I was very hiperactive kid (I scream and fart all night).

>taking the best spanish american countries as examples
>leaving aside central america,peru,venezuela and paraguay
Talk about cherrypicking

is it me or is the indian more attractive than the other 2?

Wish it were genocidal Brits instead

Imagine, an Australia or Canada of 700 million whites from pole to pole, and maybe 40 million pure natives on Swaziland-style microstates (Aztec, Inca, Tupi etc.)... GDP could be as high as 50 trillion, could have 25 aircraft carriers with 3% spend on GDP

Nope, Cetral America does have black people, have you ever seen Hondurans? And what about your violence and your murder rate? You're much worse than Mexico, and you're not fighting a war unlike us, we were a very peaceful country through most of the 20th century...