You wake up in France

>you wake up in France

*looks both ways before getting off the street*

**explodes**

>get killed

>wake up in France
>get trucked
lel

HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON

I love France :D especially the gurls desu.

>I go home
What kind of fucking question even is that?

*goes back to sleep :-D*

Is it true Le Pencil will give everyone who votes for her a free gf?

True, and he will make anime real

CAN'T WAKE UP

>no showers in sight
>yep this is France

Why changing your habits right? :D

Oh man I sure hope no islamic terror attacks happen today hon hon
*truck sounds*
oh nooooooooo! sacre bleu!

>wake up in France
>see a shitskin

>it's you in the mirror :DDD

>tfw I was thinking if I ever had to live in another country it should've been France

>in a mirror

rejoice

>t*rk in T*rkey
>killed in an explosion caused by kurds

>t*rk in France
>killed by muslim terrorists

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>dies

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>wake up in France
>take train to Paris to see the sights
>arab in train bathroom with machine gun
>luckily American marines save the day and tackle him
>nothing but niggers and a faint piss smell
>see eiffel tower, but closed because of terror threats and strikes
>whatever, hungry so I go to nearest
French restaurant
>decide to eat meal, order a nice wine
>waitress gets assaulted by muslims for serving alcohol
>after dinner go to concert
>shot by ISIS as I rock out to band
>as I bleed out and hop out to safety in the streets, run over by truck
>realize these are my final moments and drag myself to church to pray for God
>held captive by ISIS and beheaded
>go to heaven, I am one of the 72 virgins Ahmed was promised

Fucked up formatting, on mobile, I should kill myself

>get french qt
>teach her about baths
>take her with me to hueland

that's basicly my life.

Where the fuck are my Ulker sweets? They were mostly replaced by some expensive bullshit that is not even that good. Now they're super rare and Ukrainian products are in every store.

Is it because of an alarm clock or the Imam screaming again?

don't know ask ülker

Minarets are banned here, not the case in israel :^)