The Russian """""language""""" only has 3 tenses

>the Russian """""language""""" only has 3 tenses

yet 197 variations of the phrase "blackout drunk"

what a fascinating peoples.

Surprised they even have a language.

you dont need more lol

>English
>doesn't have genders

Enjoy living in your progressive, trans, vegan, gluten-free world.

>English speaker talking wack about other language's lack of tenses
Ironic.

Russian is a beautiful language, very poetic and expressive. It gives me the impression that it's language you would find in distorted dreamlike scenarios.

>english """""""""""""""language""""""""""""""" has 3 cases

>English
>Doesn't have genders
>Doesn't have cases
>Kekd by the french so 90% latin vocabulary
>Threw away the glorioud þ

>Applies gender to inanimate objects

Is this so you can try and fuck the coffee table when you're black out drunk and play it off as a normal, heterosexual act?

>90% Latin
Actually about 70% of the language is from old English

Why are you bragging about tenses when you beaners don't have a future?

I can't fuck a table cuz that would be homosex. Table is masculine, nigger.

Vlad know what's up.

Which furniture is socially acceptable for a straight male to have intercourse with?

Why are you speaking in English when your future is in Mexican?
Tables are female, Victor.

Creo que sabes que ya

>Icelandic
>literally don't have genders because its a social construct
>everyone uses unisex bathrooms

Doors are alright, as well as the kitchen herself.

'пoдyшкa's

He's right though, applying genders to nouns is retarded and useless.

>the English"""""language""""" have no respectful form of the word you

...

Huh, English has 12 (or 16, if you count the useless ones) tenses, that is already too many.

So...just like real life?
Tenses are a contingency plan for the language that doesn't have an expressive case system. Changing words to express time frame and object/subject relation is more elegant than changing entire sentence structure because your language isn't flexible enough.

It's called a (You)