Admit it. You'd buy one if you could afford it

Admit it. You'd buy one if you could afford it.

I have a 22 year old girlfriend and pay $1100 a month for a car.

Goddamn i love the 2nd one.

>$1100 a month for a car.
lmao

Too old looking, might as well just fuck a woman

Not until they can cook, cuddle, hold a conversation and act as a secretary. Then women will be obsolete desu.

>make sex dolls
>they're uglier than real woman

JUST

I have a .9% loan on a 60k car for 5 years. I could have written a check but in 5 years, I’ll probably make 40k on the 60 that I didn’t dump into a car vs like 3 crane in interest.

>female
umm sweetie

These actually look quite good.

>tfw no mommy gf doll

Call me in 10 years, and I might consider it.
Otherwise, I'm just humping cold plastic.

On the other hand, what's lost in realism is gained in lack of realism.
At least you don't have to worry about her doing something stupid in a fit of neediness/pettiness.

niqqa if i could afford one of those, i could afford an actual gf.

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Too bad they can only make dolls that look like whores. That's probably how they get around the uncanny valley effect, enough botox and makeup and an actual woman may plausibly look like that.

Ugly, this where made by american i assume ?

>buying a new luxury car while paying out the ass per month with interest.

can't tell if a retard or a cuck. perhaps both.

lmao, fucking larpers, i swear

>.9%
>out the ass

Nigga what? Do you know how loans work?

>.9% loan on a 60k car
>$1100 for 5 years is 66k
.9% compounded weekly, maybe

I’ll take up front ad velorem tax for $400, Alex.

why are they all obese

silicone toys suck
i paid $300 for a silicone ass, it felt so bad i couldn't even cum once, and had to trash it.

if you buy one of these overpriced shits make sure you're a virgin, if you know what touching a real woman feels like it's not going to get you off.

i have no qualms with fucking a doll and people finding out. i have enough bitcoin to not give a fuck about anything anymore

Which car user?

>cook cuddle hold conversation
aha aha ahahaha, well played bro

me on the left

android or osx?

kek

Challenger Hellcat

I welcome hate from /o/ transplants

>buying a sex doll that looks like a middle age, overweight housewife.

>pay $1100 a month for a car.
jeje

G R O S S

I MUST KNOW

On the bright side, she won't get any worse.

you are a complete idiot and that means you have no money so you put almost nothing down on the car and now you have a massive car payment thats hanging over your head for years

youre a complete retard, dont talk to me about being rich

Manual or Auto? Driven a few at work, love starting them. Visibility is fucked though, at least you didn't get a camaro.

why do people want 3D sex dolls just make them anime characters instead

>loaning for a car
It's like they never taught you NOT to buy things you can't afford to pay. You only borrow money if it's for business or for emergencies.

Anyone who pays cash for a depreciating asset when dirt cheap financing is available is an idiot. Like I said, any amount of money can conservatively earn you 10% a year. Why would I sacrifice 9% return in my money per year?

Manual.

Bad goy! Bad goy! How are banks supposed to make money if people don't loan for cars? If car manufacturers loan money for cars it makes it more expensive for them and they might raise their prices which only is a good business decision if people borrow to buy the cars. That way the prices can be raised and raised and raised like in the housing market. There is no upper limit to what the prices can be as long as people borrow.

Ayyyyyy! It was like super rare to see a Manual. Don't remember if i got to drive one that wasn't auto. But don't even argue with these guys man. If you can afford it and it doesn't really break the bank. Fuck it. That's what money if for ya feel?

Should of got white though.....

Yeah. The manual is like 3 tenths slower than the auto so all the dick measuring bench racers bought an auto. I got the manual because I like a manual and could honestly give a shit that it’s slower.

Is there porn about this?
Only interested in Japanese dolls, though.

Nah, I have a GF.

That being said, I just got GearVR for my s8 phone, and from someone who thought VR was fucking shit (because I've used google cardboard and other cheap chinese "insert your phone" headsets in the past) I loaded up some good high-res 3d 60fps porn on the GearVR and it was like you were actually there. It blew my mind, especially when the girls got up close to the camera with their tits and stuff.

Recommend trying it out for anyone who hasn't. Personally, I feel like the resolution problem is the thing holding the technology back. I think 8k will be the go-to standard for VR.

>Good goi!! lease for life!!!

I'd rather buy a house in my 20s than wait until I'm 50+.

I'm already paying 2000$ a month on rent, if I bought a house/apartment then I could pay LESS for BIGGER, only difference is that I would be paying down a loan instead of rent and live in a house that I own.

man fuck all that tenths slower bullshit. manual is about the experience and control one has. guarantee those clowns don't even "race"... but for real though be safe out there on the streets.

I'd buy one if they could fix the creepy uncanny valley faces.
Then I'd order 3 or 4 of them so I could fuck all the oneitises I've had.

>$1100 a month for a car
You're retarded.

Incidentally I'm doing research work on recording 8k 360 video with 16k background content.
It's really fucking hard to test because 8k panels are hideously expensive and strapping enough 4k TV's together to achieve 16k gives a really hideous bezel overlap problem

The amount of financial stupidity in this bread is staggering. Let’s take two scenarios.

Person A buys a car with $50,000 cash. That car loses conservatively 15% of its value in the first year, and about ten percent per year after that depending on miles driven. After five years, the car is with less than half what was paid for it. So person a has a net loss on that $50k of about $27,500.

Person B buys the same car at the same price but decides to put 5k down and get a 1% loan and put the rest in mutual funds. Now, he pays around 1200$ in interest over the life of the loan, but the 45k that he didn’t pour into the car up front made 10% YoY and netted about $30,000 in profit over the five year loan term.

As such person B is somewhere around $28,800 better off than person A.

Now fuck off.

It would be quite expensive because i would need to cover it with a quite expensive K-Line fursuit as well.

>That car loses conservatively 15% of its value in the first year, and about ten percent per year after that depending on miles driven
I can get a 3 year old, fully decked BMW for about a third of its retail price.
Your rates are way fucking off.

>but the 45k that he didn’t pour into the car up front made 10% YoY
>10% year over year
Who the fuck is the person in this scenario, warren buffet?

These are all awful and look like pocket roasties OP, post the good ones or go home.

I used extremely low depreciation numbers, but yes, you are correct that it’s more like losing 70% of its value if it’s a daily driven car. As for 10% year over year, that’s a little lower than the average return of a decent mutual fund. The S&P has averaged about 12% over its entire history.

For people with GFs AR>VR, because you would be able to do some fun 2D superimposition.

Actually, just buy a full priced Toyota Landcruiser with all the bells and whistles.

It's resell value is extremely stable, even several years later.

There's a reason Landcruisers are favored by the military and UN as well.

Would be great to put a virtual bag on my girlfriends face.

And she get to do the same to you.

>Person B buys the same car at the same price but decides to put 5k down and get a 1% loan and put the rest in mutual funds. Now, he pays around 1200$ in interest over the life of the loan, but the 45k that he didn’t pour into the car up front made 10% YoY and netted about $30,000 in profit over the five year loan term.
>implying people do this
>implying people don't just outright borrow and fuck off investment

You're an idiot. Hypotheticals don't make up for reality. If it was, America wouldn't be in a debt crisis.

Yeah you'll stay at the same place for 30+ years faggot. Just wait when your gf will dump you.

I'd get one if it looked like an anime girl.

>2nd
Gross you can see her roots.
First or fourth are best imo.

>cook, cuddle, hold a conversation and act as a secretary
Women don't do that now though...

>>they're uglier than real woman
And yet somehow they still manage to be better than women.

>Implying the first thing I would do with it isn't putting striped panties on it

Takes a loan for a fukken toy. . .

Have you had sex with her while wearing it?
Just thought I'd ask.

japanese version

She'd need more than just a paper bag.

>a house that I own.
haha, no.

Could've bought a used car for 1100 and then fixed it yourself for a fraction of the price, retard.

Yeah enjoy losing all your investment as soon as Tyrone and friends move in. Unless you bought a extremely expensive urban house.

>anyone who pays more than the original price is smarter than someone who buys it cheaper.

yeh nah youre backwards nigga

sounds like a serious case of coping

>I’ll probably make 40k on the 60 that I didn’t dump into a car vs like 3 crane in interest.
and just think, if you didnt buy the car you'd be up ~60k

youre an ijjit

most animu doll look like shit though

>no redhead
no thanks

Person C buys a used Civic for $5000 because he isn't retarded.

>Anyone who pays cash for a depreciating asset when dirt cheap financing is available is an idiot. Like I said, any amount of money can conservatively earn you 10% a year. Why would I sacrifice 9% return in my money per year?

this tbqh, Sup Forums can't into finance. Plus the fact you can invest the rest of the money into somewhere else

>buying a used sex doll

>comparing personal debt which makes up less than half your income to the debt of a country that is almost five times the GDP

And it isn't a hypothetical, dipshit. It's fucking reality. Don't pay cash for depreciating assets. If you want to pay cash for a house, good on you, but a car, unless it's a collector car, is going to lose value at a ridiculous pace.

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They're very expensive, delicate even with skellington frames and require maintenance (pussy, skin and hair) after use.

They also cannot hold certain positions for shit and if you force the issue you will break or tear something.

Stowing them away or hiding them is also a bitch.

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you forgot to say how much your gf costs

>Real Doll
>doesn't even look real

Not loli, wouldn't even touch with 10m pole

>doesnt look like a real doll
how can mirrors be real

Where the fuck did you get 1% interest, a mortgage usually starts at 3.5%.
Better to buy a car you can afford and invest the rest in something that doesn't depreciate.

>Fucking dolls
Why not just hire an escort, dumbass? Seriously, how pathetic are you?

5spooky3me
Imagine you want to get rid of it. You can't just throw it into the public trash, you would have to saw it in parts first and spread the parts over various bins.
Also movie recommendation
>love object

I remember this one!

>It'll get nicked or the planned obsolescence will kick in the day it's finally paid off.
>Family car cost us £400
WEW LAD!

how much do they cost

Maybe when they're capable of acting slightly human

how does cleanup work? Do I just drag her out front and stick the garden hose up her cooter and wave at the neighbor's kids?

>makes a perfect and elegant robot
>wants it to act like a disgusting fleshbag

whats next?
they demand attention?
its a slippery slope my nigga.
she should lie around somewhere until I call her and fuck.
self cleaning holes should be its only additional function.

That's a piece of broken shit it doesn't even have eyelids