/brit/

Third eye has been opened edition

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kanna

first for /rus/

My roommate this semester is studying abroad from England. idk where yet, but apparently he didn't get to choose where he was going to stay, he was just randomly selected to come here. Is that the usual? If you study abroad you just get sent away?

lol that coalburner bitch is a white nationalist hahahaha

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>tfw Sup Forums pass has run out and cant afford a new one so now i have no desire to make quick shitposts like "doing a poo" because doing the captcha is so tedious

help me lads

Finally a Brit thread not started by that shitsucking Dutch Cara poster

my wrists are tiny and I will never wear a t-shirt in my life

though

MESSING

ME

ABOUT

in the exact same boat desu

UCL is ranked around 10th and kings 20 something so yes they are good unis i myself wouldnt fancy going to uni in london though

feeling particularly smug this morning

good one reddit

How does he co-ordinate his proxies like this?

all me

hello desire, you're my old friend
but i don't want to see you here aga-ain

NOT

proxy

a

tim has a great vibrato

ez desu

whats tims address lads

AHAHAHAH FUCKING BENDERS

Janny must have took ill at that

Tim sounds sinister when he says "I'll put them out of business"

Any good Tim updates recently?

dont mess with me sunshine

No hard feelings sunshine......

take off the proxy goldberg

is 'The Beach' any good

Thanks *kisses you*

ye

bothered a man on his cellphone

na

FOP

why the fuck am i not asleep yet? good night, lads

>mfw JF tells me to fuck off

remember my family bringing up a segment of that film whenever i was playing vidya

really disappointed when i finally watched it

...

>tfw weak heart
>horror films literally give me heart palpitations for a month

brilliant

wew lads my friend just called me "mate"

Opened my third eye on the toilet just now

One of my mates has completely lost the plot

Can't even find work experience in the legal field

Fuck knows how I'll manage to get into uni without any decent extra curricular experience

Were they British

how did you reply

dont mess with me sunshine

saw it when i was young but still one of my favourites 2bh
no habla
interesting *notes this down*

*sends you a screamer*

Can't even tell you what the first letter of that image says cause I didn't read it and shant be doing so

clue in sunshine

NEED a housewife gf

Like soulmate?

I'll put you out of business!

really makes you think

*shows you the lay of the land*

t. dentist

>gf just asked me if I have a gf yet

think she's got dementia lads

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

...

reply to this post of le evil monke will kill you in your sleep

I can barely understand northern irish accents.

Southern Irish just fine though

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continued

This sunshine here thinks he's gonna be bright by walking straight at me. I don't think you are mate. Because I'm the bright guy. Okay? And you're not. You're a scruffy looking guy there.

no

haven't, he was thanking me for wishing him happy birthday

the internet was a quieter place without normies years ago

SOME. BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

me

Call him a poser then

Hi.

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

put this place out of business

Ello mate

SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB
WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

youtu.be/ICgj03-Jo0Y?t=2385


me and the mates in the jeeps

Hope I don't get a picture of a paki drawing his fist through the post, that would drive me round the bend

going to cash in loads when sasquatch comes and kills me tonight, i'll have it all on camera and sell it to yank tv and be the richest man post mortem the world has ever seen

I'm a normie and I've been using the internet since it started.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ho-QCmnNMl8

Cool as hell

is tims irrational fear of people walking straight at him and kevs walking towards the camera a match made in heaven?

So, why is /brit/ up at 2:18 AM on a Wednesday morning? Where did it all go so wrong?

i see a little flaw in that plan henk

MISS ME YET?

It's 1819 here and I like hanging with the lads :3

How do I prove I'm not indifferent to black persecution?

WTF
Never realised most yanks were so far behind, I guess I always think of the east coast which is like 5 hours behind us

grandad I thought you were done with the internet

Drank too much to waste the buzz at this point, tomorrow's me would hate myself

>your parents get emailed your pornhub search history
how fucked are you?

I'm 29

>having a pornhub search history

fucking casual

do any of you actually have a job

virginity status entirely intact since I get all my porn from Sup Forums and sadpanda

Best Coast is 8
Makes for shitty early kickoff times during the PL season

I did, I only got it because my aunt worked there

now I'm on my own, I've been unemployed for nearly 3 years

I am a janitor on a popular anime-based imageboard

*puts an international parcel delivery company out of business for parking on my street*