/balt/ + /ausnz/

Why was last /ba/lt/ deleted, janny explain yourself

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RUSSIA

rakvere has good luck bull balls

Janitor

I challenge you

>BuroKeksus
lol

Honorary Australian (with a big A, chaps) here.

G'morning.

Why do you care about Rakvere?
It has the biggest meat processing plant in baltics, i think. Otherwise its pretty trash place.

I like meat, especially cacиcoчки

i'd like some sashlyki right about now, drug

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hi

shashlyki
are you a churka or what?
Only churkas like shashliki

hi dawg

waffles are pretty gay, katy

All I want is a cute pale Esti bf to stay up late cuddling with, play games and play with his penis

i'm not a churka. but shashliki is pretty sweet dude. tbqh everything meat related is good in my books. Think i'm gonno cook some sweet steaks tonight.

/juris/

do you prefer steaks on coal or propane?

on coal, but its a bitch to get the right heat.

ARE YOU A GIRL
FUCKKK OFFF

you dissappoint me son I'll tell you hwat

propane is too easy, the taste is a bit cleaner and better, but I like to fuck around lighting the grill and have a beer while it heats up.

I prefer a little smoke t bqh famalam

Coal>gas any day unless I'm cooking for a large group

>watching bmw videos on youtube
>half the comments are in russian
why is russia incapable of making good cars

janny?

b-but we can
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me 3rd from the right

lmao never expected something so gay be made by Russians

NSW is too high

>Poo South Wales NOT being a liberal shithole
nice try

why does tasmania have 2 heads?

inbred

because they are inbred

Oh, we have those fuckers in Hiiumaa. Fuck that place.

Aren't Queensland and NSW the "gay" states?

if single i get a /balt/ gf

fresh Alex, lads.
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watch ur mouth, boi

nah that's victoria

Poland why are u upside down?

Lowest jobs rejected by (updated 16:17 27/07/2016):
>Maccas
>Pak n save
>Brickies
>Helpdesk sweatshop
>Traffic control

Queensland is the most true blue state, due to all of the Kiwis

>tfw be baltoboo posting on /balt/ for many years
>suddenly some noob from Kaliningrad appears and claims he learns Lithuanian
>gets Lith skype in 2 seconds
>leaves forever
>he literally gained more goals in 2 seconds than me in many years of baltposting

But we don't have Mardi Gras like sydney

Jesus, Alex, you can do better, I believe in you. (try taxi driving)

Australian """""""""""Kiwis"""""""""" are just Aussies in denial 2bh

I don't have a license. I can't afford it

>get woken up this morning by a phone call
>its some lady talking about a job i applied for
>she says what its for but i just woke up and forgot what she said immediately
>do a quick interview over the phone and a couple minutes later we finish
>mfw i applied for dozens of jobs
>mfw i should have asked what it was for again but i didnt want to feel like i didnt care about the job
>she said i will get a call from a job adviser today for some reason
>mfw

tbf most kiwis are Aussies in denial

hohohooh

melbourne is more cancerous in every other way, though. also sydney is much bigger so it naturally attracts large events like the mardi gras

Come here. You don't need a license for taxi

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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is this real?
thanks

morning, roos, kiwis and balts

hi

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kangaroo, more kangaPOO

hello

fuck off baltshit

You should visit /ABC/
t. /cum/

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Guten morgen

Fuck off

why did the yank link his thread in both balt threads?

whats his end game?

binkas bunkis binkis

Where's "morning, dear Russian overlords"?

Siege to retake Auckland from the chinks/curries when?

You Reds need to shit already or get off the toilet.

The whole of the north island is beyond saving m8

I visited Auckland in 2012. The demographics there made me feel like I was back home in a much smaller Sydney.

Go home gopnik

True.

South island should just break off as an independent nation of bogans

can i hell
@62658191
fuck off dog

#illridewithyou

Good lads

Better allies a man could not ask for

Are Estonian women like Finnish women?

So lads, when will the next European terrorist attack be? We're about due for another one

Why do Balts admire Russia so much, is that because we raped and enslaved them multiple times?

pretty much yeah

no, Estonian women arent located in bins
hopefully in the closest hour
god bless kiwis

used to watch hardcore porn, read that its cucky to do so, and cant look at it ever since, it really is cucky lmao

Really makes you think

at least in the next week
the last terrorist attack in NZ was committed by the French government lel

made me think

4 of these attacks weren't muslism tho and you are missing newest attacks 3/10

Bologna and Omagh weren't muslim tbf
all of the others are though

me thinking btw

Why is Australia so regionally divided and regionalistic patriotism a thing?

barcelona was eta and oslo was the jews

because NSW and Victoria are literally American

Oh yeah, didn't see those
Is Breivik jewish?

Thanks

Didn't you read his manifesto?

No, should I?