/cum/ Canada, United States, Mexico

President Trump edition.

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First for Mexico

FUCKING KEK

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You fucked it up, leaf

Absolute madman!

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real

this one american is going a little overboard with the vape shit, ngl

At least it isn't Brady

Literally nothing wrong with a responsible adult doing coke

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Did they try and hide it by making everything really blue?

What a fucking disaster.

>this is like a 76ers game

fucking lul'd

bored as fuck. classes dont start back for another 3 weeks, I dont work tommorow, and I wont get to go out until saturday.

this needs to be shared everywhere

thats rad as fuck

shut THE FUCK up

Right? They should be wearing neon-striped tracksuits and aviators.

i don't want to go hiking /cum/ i want to get crunk

So Clinton didnt even show up to her own coronation. They even played a prerecorded video of her accepting the nomination and said it was live. On top of this half the attendees just outright walked out. Jesus they collapsed fast

Get drunk while hiking.

Feeling a bit alone buds

dammit janny

Hey i'm going surfing tomorrow
You should go out!

CNN poll say independents did not like it one bit

that thread was going really well too

To the yank who wanted my resume

I'm not going to post it because it has my details all over it but:

Small intro/objectives
Bullet point skills/abilities
Experience (albeit limited) in 5 different companies, mostly admin/IT work with brief breakdown of duties in each
3 professional certificates
HS education B average - subjects being sciences, math etc

2 pages, concise and clear - I've been complimented for it multiple times at work events

references available

I'll give one of your my last $200 if you kill me

damn janny that was gay

there was hardly any mexicans in there.

It's fucking over.

*puts hand on your shoulder*

I want /ABC/ back

*puts hand on your shoulder to show further solidarity*

you wana go vape store?

What was wrong with ABC

*chain reaction ensues*

janny can't handle change
which isn't surprising since he doesn't even get paid in change he does it for free

Well maybe if you spent some time refining your interview skills instead of posting mean things about Americans on Sup Forums you would be better off.

*Puts hand on your dick
Oh my

*the only one not doing it*
*feel left out*

smoked 2 packs of cigarettes today haha

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In here me m80s

Good thread

God Emperor TRUMP will make the holocaust real

I don't even get an email back from 9/10 applications. I've had 1 interview in 2 years. They offered me the job, then some past employee returned 2 days before I was due to start and they said "oh sorry we've taken them back".

Honestly just want to give up and jump off a building

Wew lad, this is only a friendly interaction

*reassures you spanish*

kys monkey

soo where ar you guys in the pic?

Literally me with the heavy ass bazooka

Dumb trip poster

me with the MP40

maybe jumping off a bridge would be better than bitching on a mongolian coloring book site

/abc/ is back lads

Me with the 5 foot long rifle

me with the phone callin ur mum for a quick bang

/ABC/

me bout to get a sick triple kill with the grenade

:(

I think it might be best if you moved to a bigger more relevant country with more jobs.

Alright, cheers cunt

Maybe I was just genuinely looking for some advice because I honestly don't know what I'm doing wrong and I've never felt more worthless

t. probably lives with parents

I'm the one in the back giving a salute to my fallen niggas

You parasites are the only killing I'm gonna do

Time is coming

been there. never found the answer, found that being drunk keeps me sane. but just hardly.

Don't lose faith, fampai. Try making friends at the local college IT/IS club, hire a recruiter, or look at a local job fair. Also, I think your attitude and disposition toward people is more important than your qualifications, speaking as someone who's been in the same shit.

morning friends

started watching rick and morty
i quite like it

brazilian police are literally Judge Dredd in real life

*hugs vigorously while vaping*

yeah and after the phone call is finished you die
:^)

Sane but not stupid.

DAMN SON

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is trump actually going to win?

its impossible to tell
just wait and see

Yes

the police is the only thing i like about brazil tbf
:D

Insha'Allah

things are looking that way but there's stilll 3 months left
does he actually have the power to stop globalism?

its going to be close but right now between the dems being deeply divided, the email leaks, the literal daily terrorist attacks, and with no real dirt being dug up on Trump it seems like a perfect storm for him to take it

Working on that as we speak

Okay, few points/questions for you there.

How do I just turn up to a college club when I'm not even a student?

I can't afford to pay someone.

I do already but they're more for showcasing their companies than actually hiring people.

I honestly try my best to be approachable/friendly/enthusiastic. I put my all into appearing happy and keen for any mediocre job. Maybe its not convincing but its the best I can do when I'm depressed and starving.

>does he actually have the power to stop globalism?
Yes, God willing

>tfw scared to go outside to walk to the convenience store because the injuns are out and about at this time

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call center or casino?

please help me /cum/... I am addicted to pooping and my addiction is taking over my life

Just stop pooping

>tfw too hot to sleep

if u stop eating food u won't poop :^)

what the fuck just happened

it's amazing that india has a massive military budget
Do they have a pretty good military?

just live day to day, thinking about the future just makes it worse

SPEED

not really. You could say its pretty...shitty

two young innocent lads who were on the way to church to help homeless people in their free time stopped in at a pizza parlor to buy a pizza for the homeless when they were murdered by evil police officers.

criminal scum got removed via hail of bullets

I can't do that when I have to plan every minor expense, trip to town (job hunting and groceries) so I can afford food and rent. If I don't think at least 2 weeks in advance all the time then I end up going days without eating

>designated poop deck

you literally have to be retarded to commit crime in Brazil, yet its still rampant

odds i go hiking
evens i go to the liquor store

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ones like this

why not do both, and bring along a little bottle of motivation for the trip