Ah yes...just give me a second while I indulge on this cultured and vastly superior australian cuisine

Ah yes...just give me a second while I indulge on this cultured and vastly superior australian cuisine

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how do the sprinkles stay on

butter

Butter

butter

Kek

butter

buddar

Really makes you think.

The Australians eagerly reply as the first person in history took an interest in their cuisine

butter

Lol fuck up stupid leaf

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butter

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You fucked it up when yo didn't use rye bread.
How can anglos live their whole life only ever eating boring wheat toast?

rye bread is for actual legitimate faggots

Butt haha er

Where do Australians go for Holiday? I wanted to go to Australia but the flight only costs around €1000. That must be the same price that Australians pay to visit our caliphate. That feels isolated.

Bali

>orders a pizza
>ruins it with fucking olives

Jesus Christ, does anyone really do this?

Somewhere else in Australia, Bali, New Zealand, Sometimes Fiji or Vanuatu.

> anglo thinking he can school me about bread
> his """culture""" doesn't have 5 zillion different types of bread

No but I put tomatoes on it

Fiji is OUR clay

poor cunts go to Bali, Thailand, Vanuatu, Fiji, New Zealand, Northern Queensland

THIS
Olives are pleb tier, their taste is too strong and ruins everything

>Queensland
Also OUR clay

>tomatoes
>not just tomato paste

Just take a fucking shit on the pizza why don't you. The only fruity garnish you need on pizza is bananas AT THE MOST. Besides that just stick with capsicum, red onions and spinach.

NO FUCK YOU IT'S OURS

Bali is the lloret de mar of Australia. So cool. Will you take me in as refugee?

Remember when putting banana slices on pizza slices?

like wtf lmao

Top meme boyo

Trust a fucking German to brag about the variety of the most boring of all food

I remember Hell's used to do dessert Pizza
It's fucking foul

>"daddy, why do only white people eat this?"

>put flour in oven
>ta-da bread

back in your cage smeagol

>sprinkles
they're fucking hundreds and thousands

good thing all australians are white

How obese is Australia?

>Bananas
>On pizza

You been licking too many toads there Dundee?

Come to our level.

...

I eat anything and everything. I'm not picky whatsoever. Enjoy maintaining your failfag "us vs them" mentality, faggots, while you bicker over pizza toppings like the sperglords you are.

Less than America

20 something %. Up there with the fatttest

nuffin' like a fresh go' za' aye buddy?

Is that tiny shredded licorice on bread

no it's chocolate sprinkles clearly

No wonder you think bread is boring when all you eat is the most boring type of "bread" ever invented. Seriously, just come here and try some different types, bread can be really good.
> get mixed rye bread
> that first slice with nothing but butter and salt on it
> that crunchy crust and soft moist interior on the first few slices
Some nice cheese or sausage, fresh tomatoes or cucumber and a little spice... Perfect.

> mfw I have to eat toast

Stop talking about ovens, you're making me uncomfortable.

THIS is tthe only acceptable way to eat wheat bread.

Fuck you guys, I'm ringing up my local Italian place now to order a calzone.

Are you a wizard

Shutup

Sausage sandwiches are literal god tier

butter

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

this thread is fucking depressing

Your fucking bread didn't save your asses from our bombs tho hahahaah

>mfw I just realised foreigners don't have macadamia nuts

oh you poor, poor souls

> Macadamia nut ice cream with real nut pieces

truly a thinking man's food

>ice cream

Enjoy remaining single forever you fucking sack of lard.

>white chocolate and macadamia biscuits

literal cum

Quit your crying you cock starving slut, i keep a good fitness routine so i don't become a fat slob

now bend over and take daddy's willy

>Not liking olives
Kys

> dipping those cunts into a cold glass of Pauls milk on a summer day

truly heaven

Hundreds and thousands are fine, and sprinkles are fine, but what are these one- or two-coloured things? That isn't normal.

Get 2 of these fuckers and put some peanut butter inbetween them to make a sandwich

You won't regret it

>dipping those cunts into a cold glass of Pauls milk
>a cold glass of Pauls milk
>Pauls milk

>he doesn't like olives
Fuck off Chong Zhang.

really loving on these olives lads

But we do eat rye bread. And other types, too. You're confusing "Americans" for "Anglos". Americans are mongrel-mutt subhumans, so their "culture" has been reduced to the lowest-common-denominator. But in Australia, we are not like them.

Also, try dipping peanut butter sandwiches into a glass of milk

> wanting me to become a fat shit

Fairy bread is god tier kids party food. I bet you niggers don't even eat pikelets with jam.

you're probably memeing but we eat a large variety of bread here as well. Although shitty white bread is still common, especially for kids.

>peanut butter
>not peanut paste
Fuck off seppo shit

Pikelets should have Vegemite, Promite or Nutella m8

you heard him

PAUL's milk, not your filthy kiwi trashmilk

Pikelets with butter, jam and whipped cream is elder god tier.

Bro I eat shit like this almost daily, just take it easy and you'll be fine

>whipped cream
Spastic

Also you're just making inferior scones. Use scones and proper cream instead.

>he doesn't eat premium delicioushuman feces bread from the exotic indian town of Poo, India™
LMAOING @ your lives
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poo,_India

germans probably eat it though

>PAUL's milk,

Still sounds a bit gay lad

One crumpet with Vegemite.

One crumpet with Jam.

Cup of tea on the side.

Greatest two course snack of all time.

> Bro I eat shit like this almost daily, just take it easy and you'll be fine

you fatsos should make threads like this even more often. they make me feel better about myself. don't forget to attach pics of you shirtless

> jealous that we can afford to eat

lol

lol
>be polish
>starve to death

Only olive-based food you need near pizza is olive oil.

haha
> being polish

hahahaha

He's right though, if you maintain your calorie intake in accordance with your TDEE you can eat nothing but fucking mcdonalds all day every day and not gain weight

Looks like a Double from KFC.

>Mum made me go to the macadamia museum in Queensland on our holiday
reee I wanted to go to Movieworld

>be yurip
>be malnourished

L EM MAYO

>pootine

>2 pieces of fried chicken with a slab of mayo in inbetween

>he prefers the hard and crunchy anzac biscuits to the soft and chewy ones

Daddy needs start asking questions to mommy why does her daughter looks like the daughter of a kangaroo.

Olives are good. Eat them on their own, in salad, on pizza, in pasta sauce, in martinis, etc. Just about the only thing they're not good for is oil - use butter instead you wog shit.