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disney was better when they did films in 2d

Who is Tim

I agree completely.

I would still bang the after pic of the lady on drugs

subtle

almost didnt catch it

Found tim's phone number lads
might give him a call

Was getting thousands of (you) s when I was British

YO

WHY DIS GUY THREATENIN

Don't like the dago flag

Italy more like Shitaly lmao

>he doesn't have a facebook

textbook billy no-mates

physically repulsed by your flag

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post a better song

you literally cannot

taking pyrazolam in the toilet at work x

But they're in the same boat as Britons royalists vs republicans separatists vs unionists forked vs Rasheed's

eating a pan bagnat for lunch haha xx

she can't have, that's the thing

she'd been periodically messaging me for two years with no reply to get me to talk to her

'Billy no mates' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.

My dad used to call me 'Billy no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.

I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'

He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 23 at the time

I deserved it but it was his fault.

Bellend fucking stinks

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I'll give you three

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Not giving the dago man another (You)

ive never had one and probably have more friends than most normies in general

its only hindered me in keeping in touch with people when they move away and certain vapid girls think you are weird when you say you don't have it

Pan is a shite subway here

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me by the creme egg

Why aren't you at work

bellend stinks of skips

toenails smell of quavers

not even close don't make me kek

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a pan bagnat isn't a fast food chain

bumhole smells like marmite

>working
watching itv instead

Separatist flags are 10x more common here than in uk and Catalonian still hasn't done it lol you'll be glad to Scotland still has ages of cuckoldry

>watching ITV

what is there to watch on ITV ha ha

Love popping into brit during work just to observe the NEET pondlife in here

if you are under 6'1 you are a child to me

gf has come to terms that she can't prove she was beaten/raped years ago and the guy will never face court

very, very grim

literally got 2 weeks off work

got some money to burn and an idea

go to a fancy hotel, stay for 2 nights and just order room service whilst laying in bed, watching tv and posting on /brit/

reminder that if you kill your enemies they win

this morning and a bit of jeremy kyle if i get up early enough

Talking about pans and co

Do u lift tho

RUNTLIFE

Huge waste

adjust your hearing aid you utter plen

erm of course? it goes without saying. we're all men here

it's up to you to kill the lad then.

I need a hunnit for a show

should have done that in a different city. at least then you can explore somewhere new without needing a passport (which im assuming you dont have)

>Weed and alcohol aren't drugs
>weed changes you that much

This pic is a troll right?

All the people, so many people!

take revenge into your own hands then

Give him a beating yourself

havent you guys just started dating

bit heavy to drop that m8 she must like u

Need a Spanish proz

sounds like a massive waste of money

unless you are spending megabucks on a room, room service is usually really shit

cant have breakfast coz daddy is in the kitchen

talking about tht bruv

having a poo

not bad, take a anal dildo and lube too

it's not a drug it's a drink

alcohol isn't a drug, its a drink

i'd like to put my penis inside an asian girl's anus

i think i bombed this xth interview
hold me lids

>toy filled candy banned in america
>semen filled candy perfectly legal
really makes those neurons fire

smash his fucking legs in and you'll get unlimited blowies on demand

yes lad GOAT sandwich

Pans and co is fast food you twonk

just did a poo

Your average Leave voter

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Big choon.

>toy filled candy banned in america
you sure about that? there are tons at any international food store

what sort of relationship don't you have with her

howling, wtf is that really?

I was talking about pan bagnat lmaooo why are you talking about some fast food chain

painfully easy to spot the teenagers posting ITT

Alri Graham

STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ

nigger

>We were really positive about you after the interview, really wanted you to join us.

>However, unfortunately due to some internal changes the position has been cancelled.

>If the position reopens in the future, we will try to come back to you

dang it

Reminder you only have a .3% risk of hub from vaginal intercourse

some australians for some reason made this sculpture if what the 'perfectly adapted human to survive a car crash' would look like

>"Great" Britain
heh...

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the job went to the boss's son

good post

Just trying to relate
You autism ?

STORMZY INNIT

australian government shitposting

officer rogers. Please stand against the wall with your hands where I can see them.

nah fàm im good but you're retarded as hell lmaoo

the hindu extremists are at it again lads

just don't get this tracey emin art

>be amazing architect
>get hit by tram

Why even bother

arsehole is puckered

the bankers the bonuses

*does thing*
*blogs about it on /brit/*
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