Make 700 million

>make 700 million
>39% to income tax
>20% to agent
>walk away with 287 mil

the american dream

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Circumcised penises

$500.000 hospital bills

Target practice

Based trump

>doctor makes $10/hour
>janitor makes $10/hour
>bread queues for days and 500% inflation
>socialist utopia

why does someone in his 70's want to make so much money?

he's the umbrals of death, he's got 10 or 15 more years to live at most.

he should enjoy the money he has now, I don't know, maybe live in an spacebase, travel to the moon or mars, whatever

I never understood this jew mentality of accumulating and accumulating.

Uh, you don't get to bring chicanos

>spacebase, travel to the moon or mars, whatever
none of these things are possible even if you had 10X his money
money doesn't buy miracles

He doesn't care about making more money. If he did he wouldn't be running for president.

True. He wants to fix The West.

Being a billionaire doesn't necessarily mean you have style at least. Jesus that apartment is horrible. Basically Donald Trump and nouveau riche arabs decorates like that. Sad!

he seems to be making profit out of it.
he should do something cool with that money, instead of dealing with jews to make more

If I was a 70 years billionaire old man with weight and heart problems I'd just donate all my money to help those shitty third world countries or oganize the biggest sports event of all time or some death race like in that move with jason statham

and then just die with a clean conscience.

not all billionaires prefer to live in a replica shogun castle like weebs do

Look up the Mansion used in the movie "The Jerk" they bought it from some rich arab and didn't change any of the rooms because they were that ridiculous

He isn't making shit. He was funding everything himself until he became the nominee, and then the party helps. He's even said he wouldn't collect a salary as president.

He is as healthy as can be too. Go check his rally schedules. 3 today in Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania. 2 more on Thursday in Iowa.

Clinton is the one with health problems. You barely see her. She's the one who makes money off politics. Go watch Clinton Cash if you want to appear informed.

You're pretty defensive, so you just know, both of them are the same, there is no lesser of two evils, israeli lapdogs just that.

Honestly if you're expecting someone different, a special kind of politician in Trump, well you're free to think whatever you want.

400-800 dollars health insurance per month and 10 000 dollar hospital bills

>He was funding everything himself
Wasn't that a loan though?

His medical record from his doctor is absolutely meme-tier.

You've shown you have no knowledge outside of things you see here and your own assumptions. I gave you facts about both and it default to muh Israel.

Please fuck off and stick to posting una vela shit.

why meme tier?

Explain what you want meme tier to mean. Because so many of you just use that word just to use it.

>He has no history of ever using alcohol or tobacco

I pay 120 a month and out of 100k in bills last year I had to pay 2k of my own. Finland can't think outside of memes. Sad.

Why is he taking aspirin every day?

being a billionnaires allows you to have several penthouses with different themes. I'd totally make a similar penthouse if I was filthy rich

Aspirin is good for your heart.

What about his crazy mood swings?

What a fucking meme.

Dr Bornstein throws in some numbers and some fancy words to seem authoritative. Goes to write full numbers for some meds and then 'low dose of statin'. Later ends the fucking thing with the biggest speculation about Trump being the healthiest ever.

Jesus christ it's all just a freak show isn't it. Don't Americans feel treated like children when they read stuff like this?

Aspirin thins the blood, lowers risk of stroke or heart attack. Many doctors recommend that people over 60 take a low dose as a general preventative measure.
81mg is a very small dose. That's like half a pill.

weed, dude

>lab test were astonishingly excellent
>physical strength and stamina are extraordinary
>If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency

I don't doubt Trump is a very healthy man, but this document is just so unprofessional.

Pic related.

I wish Trump would become our president too.

>81mg of aspirin daily
>At the age of 70
>"no history of using alcohol or tobacco products"

My spidey senses are tingling.

It's meme tier because it's so obviously fraudulent, either in the doctor's judgment or in the case of speechwriters, the doctor's existance. No-one prescribes daily aspirin unless there's a high chance of heart attack or stroke, a coronary artery stent, you have diabetes, or you've already had a heart attack or stroke. None of these constitute 'excellent health'

Second of all, doctor's notes are meant to be extremely passive, you say what you need to and get to the point. None of this 'astonishing' stuff unless it is truly astonishing i.e. he's been missing a kidney for his whole life and no-one has noticed.

Third, Trump has a large history with tobacco that's widely publicised. It's also why he now sounds like a scratchy car horn while shouting, as opposed being very soft spoken when younger. Either trump lied to his physician, or his physician is lying through his teeth.

Problem is, you probably know at least one of these facts, you just don't care. Anything to stop another clinton entering the white house; bar cheating, the clintons probably make the best peacetime presidents.

>B-b-but the reptiloid clinton is having strokes, her blinking in bright light proves this

And if she dies, you get elizabeth warren, and... wow, would you look at that? No-one would actually mind. If you vote for trump however, you get the fourth stooge that was kicked out for prez.

You're one of these guys who would call Versailles "tacky" and "nouveau riche" if you didn't know it was Versailles

t. Poorfag

Wouldn't you if you were in his position?

The guy has a few kids and family members he is really close to. He wants to hand power off to them like his dad did for him.

His a fat fuck. He better worry about a heart attack with that age.

That's what almost every oldfag does

>I even missed out the 'low dose of statin'

Shit destroys your liver.

Just because it isn't autistic and cold doesn't make it any less accurate.

mg of aspirin daily
>>At the age of 70
>>"no history of using alcohol or tobacco products"
>My spidey senses are tingling.

None of these things are mutually exclusive.

He's just an old doctor being a bit funny

81mg of aspirin is baby aspirin
nothing wrong with aspirin.

t. labour party

Fuckin' nouveau riche Arab taste m8

He's 70.
That's the average American at his age.

The main difference is that Hillary Clinton has a history of health problems. There are also some analysts that believe she suffers from aneurysms.

jesus christ, man. if I had a mansion, it would look clean. black and white.

>literally French architecture

>HURDUR nouveau riche Arab taste m8 I'm retarded

>Americans on average are fat fucks
Ok then. Doesn't still mean he isn't a fat fuck and it isn't unhealthy.

I'm surprise he didn't mention the size of Trumps hands. (Very big)

Why wouldn't it be tacky? I wouldn't be surprised if Trump starts to call himself the Sun TV reality person.

It's may be baby aspirin, but having something daily is still a very, very bad idea.

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If he gets, or has stomach ulcers, he really is fucked.

Nice job ignoring the rest of my post by the way.

Also, I'm a brit. My labour party is different, and a little bit more depressing, than most others. That being said, statins do fuck your liver up given enough time, hence why it's always planned for you to come off them eventually.

Because Trump IS the new rich, they always like tacky shit. Pretty much the only new rich person that doesn't spend money on kitschy garbage is Warren Buffett.

what's the problem with his hands?

WTF

How do I avoid losing that much? How does anyone become a billionaire

>Elon Musk
>Bill Gates
>Wozniak and Jobs
>Zuckerberg

>liking tacky shit

Face it, trump just wants to be seen as a 'redshield'.

I bet you vote for labour.

An Arab billionaire bought an old-style castle (actually built in 2011) for €275,000,000 in Louveciennes, near Paris.

It was all made in the old French taste with the best French craftsmen, yet all the retards were screaming HURRRRR ARAB NOUVEAU RICHE TASTELESS etc.

Pic related, the 2011 castle.

I live in liverpool mate. The last conservative government outside of the EU tried to literally 'disperse' the city, for not being right wing enough. Voting conservative is fucking retarded in the north west, the government doesn't like us because we have an even mix of immigrants and therefore don't blame all our problems on them as there are no largely binary polarising issues.

That being said, I vote green on a local level. The greens are damn good at a local level.

I'm not telling you to vote conservative. I'm telling you to vote UKIP.

Someone made an off hand comment that he might not be crazy, just overcompensating.

He then takes this to heart and goes on multiple, surprisingly long speeches reassuring the public that his junk is not in fact tiny.

Look at what Bill Gates' house looks like, massive aquariums and other stupid shit.

What an embarrassing mess.

>Voting for a party without a purpose
>Except maybe declaring war on scotland and a united ireland

How about no. They'd probably nuke us from orbit, ukip supporters are basically conservatives with rabies in this country.

Hate to break it to you, but none of them are actually patriots. It's all st george's cross, not union flag; they're unspokenly very derisive about anywhere outside of southeast england.

Do you like immigrants? Can I be immigrant?

Meh, immigrants are alright, same as other people. I've probably lost the idea that the chinese can actually conquer anywhere anymore considering their student base, but yeah.

Also, if you want, go for it. Might want to wait for a different PM though; this one wants to deport a whole load of people on work visas earning less than 35k a year.

wanna be my bf?

>Asprin thins the blood

I wish idiots who have no idea what they're talking about would stop talking.

Acetylsalicylic acid doesn't "thin the blood". I want this fucking meme to end. It's a blood "slicker" essentially that prevents the formation of blood clots by effecting the platelets, the part of the blood that causes it to clot. Heart attacks are typically caused blood clots and asprin will prevent the clotting and break them up

People will try to convince you that by:
a. studying very long
b. getting a good job
c. saving a lot every month for your pension
You might just retire rich when you are still alive at 70.

Seriously, do not under any circumstances try this. Instead: start a business. If you fail try again. Otherwise you will never ever make it without some kind of miracle.