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korean pop

cum too fast from doggystyle lads

business proposition: hire a user of an anonymous internet messageboard to moderate a particular board but only give them the power to delete posts and nothing else

not sure on what type of wage structure we should be looking at for this job, suggestions?

matthew ludford's made an appearance

stop letting men put it inside you then

Business idea: Browse the information superhighway for pornographic images and videos

told myself I was going to attend my lectures this semester but have already decided to skip tomorrow's

just want to eat at nice restaurants but have no one to go with

Something like £30k a year?

business idea: be mean and overly aggressive to the people who care about me

business idea : install socialism into the UK through revolution

interesting

I was thinking about £0k a year with zero perks and no job security

haha right lads? video games haha

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iktf

business idea: build this city on rock and roll

pretty sure i just felt an earthquake.

Just asked a girl out. Will report back with how much she hates me.

business idea: take pills and stroke strangers on the bus

its shit

The trick is to eat her out first then she'll be begging for your cum so it works out

Been feeling a bit sick today, think it might have been the vintage pot noodle

business idea: occupy iceland with zero opposition and have sex with their women for 5 years

possible addendum: designate them to only a single thread

are you trying to set up a your mum joke or what?

well maybe he could negotiate more benefits with you

i like the cane she used i can not and will not go or say how much pleasure i received. this was truely a great experience for me and for her. she took photos after asking permission. i want more ohh so much more why i have to write a hundred and fifty words to say that i loved and i WILL BE RETURNING now i am just wasting the hundred and and fifty words by just saying thank you for the bringing me my fantasy. thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank thank you thank you so so very much i must admit that i mean it thank you ohh ohh oww and i mean bloody oww if you are still reading this STOP i have nothing else to say other than to look at my ass being caned it can be your ass if you want job done

business idea: build this city on rock

*heems you*

walcome tuh erf

We hire qt girls, we charge lonely men to kiss the girls and we take a 70% fee for facilitating the transaction.

What do you think lads?

slags lads

aaaaaaaaand roooooooooooollllllll

rip icelad

Wew

business idea: occupy iceland with zero opposition and have sex with their 5 year old women

why

absolute farce of a dinner

"ástandið" was not necessarily a bad thing. considering our need for biological diversity, just a shame it had to come from brits

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business idea: heroin on the NHS

shut up fàm

business idea: make the state religion of the U.K. Islam to encourage Muslim investment

Who's this spunk trunk?

have to behave like a fucking nonce and everything takes forever, pleb restaurants are the best

dye your roots skank

you're are mum lol

what you have m8

business idea: take the dog out for an evening stroll

business idea become a payed nonce

an independent woman from Portsmouth

eating cocopops

Business idea: Post pictures of slags
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Business Idea: build a super powered robot to become permanent prime minister of the UK who can make accurate judgements based on initiate data in seconds

Business idea: koala gf

fart in my dinner anytime x

potatoes

6 of them

car failed its MOT lads haha WAHEY

>c-course I've had a girlfriend
>s-she's not from here you wouldn't know her
>I m-met her on holiday

i feel like i'm being annoying so i'm going to stop posting for a while

> UK joins Greece at bottom of wage growth league
>Britain has suffered a bigger fall in real wages since the financial crisis than any other advanced country apart from Greece, research shows.
>...between 2007 and 2015 in the UK, real wages fell by 10.4%, the joint lowest in OECD countries

business idea: take the fire breathing crocodile with laser beam eyes out for an evening darkie hunt

>nonce
ponce*

>go to an expensive restaurant
>everything comes on square plates and the portions are tiny
>the food isn't even particularly delicious

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Hello sir

You have a business proposal for me yes?

You can help run shop more efficiently?

>ponce
once*

Scarlett invited me into her living room where she made me comfortable and offered me a drink. We chatted about what I would like to happen. She made me so comfortable that I was able to say what I would really like without being shy. We then went into her bedroom where we undressed slowly before we started some slow French kissing which slowly progressed to a more intense body to body rubbing. My hands were soon down in her crotch followed by my enquiring mouth. She has probably the most beautiful cock that I have ever seen. The look of that alone almost made me come. However I managed to stave off the inevitable while she gently prepared me for the fuck that I gratefully received. Then she sucked me softly and gently until I could restrain myself no longer and came explosively. We then lay back and talked quietly while I gazed at her gorgeous cock. Wow.

don't see the problem

Fuck me lads you can't walk 10 feet in Belfast without bumping into a Drowzee.

sexually attractive cashiers

never trusted the twats who said they did sexual/sentimental stuff on their holidays, they manage to talk to 0 girls during normal year

buy one get one free on fags

t. hasn't actually been to an expensive restaurant

lets hear the reason(s) for rejection then lad. last time i got

>headlamp aim
>handbrake has no reserve travel
>excess play in tie rod end

what can i get you?

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Try getting the food from deliveroo. They deliver food from restaurants which wouldn't normally do take aways

one fried nigger please

i speak of famous places in london, the capital of the world. never talk to me again, you filthy colonial

spaghetti alla puttanesca, on the family's orders

didn't realise we were low on spaghetti until I was going to start so had to go to the shop, family dietary requirements mean making two different ones at the same time, and it turned out my father was going against mother's orders in telling me to cook so I ended up using the last of the garlic, which she needed, necessitating another trip to the shops

I had hoped someone would make this joke, I'm glad it was you x

guess her hourly rate

busines idea: find girl that likes you so much that she wants to spend most of her time with you and that she worries about all your troubles and wants you to be happy, and when she thinks about you she smiles

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gooks were a mistake

La donna mangia.

This proposal is already in place

This will make net losses, I was told you were professional businessman

£80

200

1/3 of a dime bar
5,3,4,1,2

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pickles from a big mac

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one revolution in a grubby toilet

Shan't be clicking this

throw a pokemon lure inside the back of your shop. charge people who want to get in

>Shan't

would endlessly devastate

2 packets of niknaks

busines idea: find girl that likes you so much that she wants to spend most of her time with you and that she worries about all your troubles and wants you to be happy, and when she thinks about you she smiles..

Surprisingly expensive Pick'n'Mix