You are kidnapped by your government secret services and are told you are gonna be deported for reasons you arent...

>you are kidnapped by your government secret services and are told you are gonna be deported for reasons you arent allowed to know.
>They give you a choice between these two places

What do?

who is the left?

May I ask you to give me some actual choice please?

I can't seem to find it on any online lists of independent states. Must not be real.

Quebec

Its like north american france sans jihadi-americans

I'm already in Quebec so... I would have picked France if it weren't for the muslims and saniggers though.

I've lived in Quebec before and it wasn't all that bad. Definitely not going to the truck stop.

Quebec ofc.

Who is on the right anyway?

Oh marde where do I sign for Québec?

France since I already live in Québec and I always wanted to go to Brittany, mostly for muh heritage and stuff, looks beautiful too.

you'll just find out that they invented the concept of "accomodations raisonnables"

>terrorist truck land vs comfy province

hmm

I hope you find yourself a qt breton wife with an elven name and who knows the language.

I let them decide, I'm fine with both of them

Protip: Pick Quebec, go to western montreal, never have to touch french ever, troll Quebecers.

>go to France
>flee to Czech Republic

That the goal m8. I don't know if this part of France is as cucked as the rest, or just one of the last strengh of glorious France, maybe a baguettebro could enlighten me on that.

Its really not that bad tbqh.

The worst thing that ever happened was having to tint the windows of that ymcas so the jew kids wouldnt get horny.

>Quebec: failed socialist state
>France: failed socialist state + terrorists and impending civil war

I choose BASED North Carolina

Is there a third choice? I hate Canada and I dislike France.

>failed
>socialist state that works because its paid for by Albertan oil money

Devilish

Quebec and I'll sneak back into the US because lol Canadian border

>hate Canada

Well you will be very welcome here my good man. Nobody identifies as Canadian here anyway.

Bretons are quite cold to strangers, and very stubborn, but if they accept you here you're pretty much their brother. The place is nice and comfy, warm winters and warm summers, if that's what you're wondering, low immigration too, most of it is european or even just from other french regions.
It's one of the regions with the lowest unemployment, not one of the richest, but life is quite cheap, and apart from the coast the houses are also cheap.

The only problem is that bretons vote massively for the socialist party so all of this might end, though during the last regional elections the right party got 2 departments out of the 4, which hadn't happened for decades.

If you have any question, don't hesitate.

>France is a failed state
>comfiest place on earth, literal millions of tourists any given day, one of the richest countries on earth with one of the best military

>literal millions of tourists any given day
Man the tourists arrival is crumbling with all the terrorists attack.

there are literally no proof to your statement

Yeah thinking about it I had no proof, I just saw some guys saying it. Nevermind

What's the best city (+200 000) to live in? Is Rennes any decent? I guess I'll be fine with the cold arrival if there has to be any, we're pretty much like that too around here. Also I'm a pretty big Football fan so my chance of fitting in with the population might be easier (I'm talking about actual Football, not the commercial-driven american crap with zero substance)

either way, we are 20 millions of tourists/year ahead of the second touristic destination (US). It's not that big of a deal, their tourism hasn't gone down even though they get tens of thousands of murders a year.

>deported to quebec
>immediately move to ontario

>20milloons ahead of number 2
>meanwhile here we freak out when we get close to 10 millions tourists in our city in a year

You don't live in Hokkaido, faggot.
Anglo genocide when ?

That's even worse

you should, why would anyone visit a canadian city
if anything i'd want to go out seeing the country and the lakes and hunt

Well there's only one city with 200 000> inhabitants, which is Rennes. It's a nice place, it's probably the best place to find a good job, and it has a lot of animation, there are universities and a lot of students partying on thursday night. But it's also one of the "least" breton place, by that I mean it's the one with the least regional identity.

There's also Brest with a 150 000 population, it's very very very very very quiet, almost too quiet in fact kek, all the Finistère is also quite rainy and grey, I'm not trying to scare you by that, but you better know it. Also a lot of sailors since it's one of the biggest french harbor.

And then you have Quimper, Lorient, Vannes, Saint-Malo or Saint-Brieuc with a

those numbers are completely biased and skewed, as the only thing you have to do to be considered as a tourist is by definition "staying at least 1 night on the French territory"

it means that any business trip is considered as tourism, as well as the millions of truck drivers who cross France from Spain/Italy to UK/Benelux/Germany (or the other way around)

just by doing this, it adds tenth of millions tourists to the list

How will they deport me to Quebec when it is already part of Canada?

Canadian nature is not that great, actually. Infinite landscapes of trees and lakes quickly become old.

Montreal has a lot of things to attract people really.

It often tops ranking for best places to eat at (most restaurant per capita), it offers a very interesting mix of architectures. Colonian French and British architecture, things inspired by Irish and Scottish settlers (such as our iconic front stairs). We have an impressive religious patrimony, the oratory or the Notre Dame Basilica (which is very similar to yours, the outside anyway).

Then it is full of world class festivals and attracts big international events. So it has things to appeal people with.

>t. never seen the Canadian wilderness

Not really. France is known by everybody as THE touristic destination. It's not truckers.

Well that's pretty interesting. I think it would be nice to live "in périphérie" (in a neighborhood outside of the city like 5-10 km away from it), mostly to avoid the busy roads and stuff. At least you guys have TGV, that shit looks cool as hell.

I don't mind the weather, it seems like the perfect climate... not too cold, not too hot as well. I'm fucking tired of those 60-70°C gaps in a year, winter is a fucking nightmare over here.

Also, your sport announcers on TV5 foot are fucking hilarious.

I wonder what would happen is somehow terrorists managed to make the Eiffel Tower fall.

literal shoah for syria

Expect 5 to -5° in winter, and 25 to 30° in summer.
I never watch TV5 foot, got any video eventually ?

>we are 20 millions of tourists/year ahead of the second touristic destination (US)

Less than 10 million, actually. And while French tourism numbers are relatively stagnant (since even before the terror attacks), numbers for the United States are growing quite rapidly. The U.S. also does a much better job of capitalizing tourism; France receives more tourists than the U.S., but the U.S. makes about three times as much off of its tourism industry as France does. When it comes to capitalizing tourism, even Spain generates more revenue than France.

I would still say that France is the world's tourist capital, but it ought not to rest on its laurels.

>that picture
anglos are really good at pretending they're oppressed

TV5 is the only channel that shows the Ligue 1 here. They mostly play PSG games. Some of the anouncers don't even describe the game and they are just saying random shit and on some occasions they sing. A bit weird, but it's entertaining.

T''oublies Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon Première

Ah? Je ne l'ai pas dans mon forfait.

I choose Glorious Québec.

I love France, but unfortunately, it is completely moribund.

Québec is also moribund, but it has the advantage of being my homeland. So I would choose to stay here.

France, I'm Muslim and I could integrate well into this society.

france. so i coud go up to the netherlands

>leave Acadia, go to America
>leave America go to Quebec
>Move to Gaspe, meh close enough to Acadia again

I'm OK with this

he would be at home xd

>at fast foods, sell a liter of watered down coke for 8$
>have people pay to take a piss

Well, I drove for a few hundred kms north from Montreal in winter, and it was boring. Some plains at first, then hills with trees and lakes in between.

Quebec

Cuz I have family there

I can't be deported by my own country.