english rose edition
/brit/
slag
womyn
Prefer gf
doesn't make it any less funny desu
cara
Is there anything runtier than having yellow fever?
getting my daily dose of opinions
Not having a gf at all
>6ft
>lanky
LEL MANLETS
Give me a you for making this
Two internet communists have told me I can't be a socialist because I back Owen. Best sell all my badges and tear up my Unite card.
Kfappin
Right then
t. me before I leave any room with people in
Woke up today at 12pm
Masturbated for the first time in a week or so for health reasons, thought about being Taylor Swifts PA or something but it was eventually some old fashioned femdom stuff that did it
Very little ejaculate
Only had porridge, 213 calories
Will weigh myself when I shower
Halfway through my estrogen pills, bought some Progynova so it doesn't matter
ok
alri I'll bring a step ladder for you m8
...
minhee is a giant slag
>mum just made me sign my sisters graduation card
that's... my sister
If appreciating East Asian females makes me a runt, well then I say I'm a runt and damn proud of it.
what's her snapchat?
Considering buying a 50 quid blood test to check his Estorgen and Testosterone levels but isn't sure when would be the right time
medichecks.com
fuck off runt
fatbooblesssket
>Accidentally reveal my power level to my family at a get together
>The only person that has an issue with it is my stepdad
He takes being a cuck very seriously
*walks into /brit/*
*turns back through door to shake out umbrella*
*shrugs off wet coat and rubs hands together*
phwwoooaarrr, bit wet out lads
*shivers*
dunno where all that came from!
*kicks off shoes*
*goes looking for a cuppa*
...
Baked potatoes are too hot on the inside tbqh
Someone needs to sort out that mechanical issue
>If appreciating East Asian females makes me a runt, well then I say I'm a runt and damn proud of it.
hot water system still not fixed. thoroughly not really enjoying the cold showers when it's like 10 degrees outside desu lads
asked her to drinks but she didn't respond with a yes or a no
youtube.com
>pooin gayboy jones
wish I was good at something that I was actually passionate about and could do for a living
*throws all your stuff out in the rain*
fucking runt
*spin kicks you in the side of the head with my heel when you come back into the room*
it's spitting
get it sorted out then you bloody drongo
literally dying of boredom
alri lad I'll just pop the microwave on
we already had to read this once, no one cares you utter cretin
>If appreciating East Asian females makes me a runt, well then I say I'm a runt and damn proud of it.
irish potatoes when will you learn
Cannot BELIEVE this thing is trying to be a girl
Good posts.
what a slag
never too late bruv
no one responded until you did.
dont do that.
>lucky star
*carries on into the /brit/ lounge with my cuppa*
*there's a rather portly looking runt by my shoes*
Oop! 'scuse me, little fella haha
*it starts spinning around and bumps into my shin*
Oh, haha, lively one this is! Nearly made me spill my bloody tea, you little rascal haha
*puts tea safely down on the coffee table*
*sinks into a large comfy armchair with a loud sigh*
much better
hmm.... really makes u..... think...
Could see myself brewing this in 3L bottles for next to nowt
>webcam
for what purpose?
Gender dysphoria is something on the inside
I will look more feminine after laser
let's start a kickstarter or whatever and get it made
this girl is an utter runt but she's extremely beautiful
twitter.com
this is the most trending hashtag in the UK now
Fuck off Devon, you worthless cretin
Not wageslaving today?
Been relived of your janitorial duties after I exposed you?
>I don't like lucky star
If I had a gang we would all be named after Dennis the Menace characters. Maybe the Beano once it got big enough.
dont care tim
Yuri is undoubtedly the best genre.
>inb4 fuck off weeb
Just what website did you think you're browsing exactly??
that's the one thing that bothers you out of that entire mess?
>accidentally make a redundant crossjoin
>ETL extends by 300%
>mfw
*leans forward to take a sip of my tea*
*blows on it*
mmh! Oh!
*sets it back down*
Bloody hell, Bruce, how long was that water in the microwave for? Deary me
I think I'm gonna take a bath to warm up.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
IT'S SPITTING
THAT RIGHT FINE STUFF THAT GETS YOU SOAKED WET THROUGH
asked her if she's free tomorrow afternoon
this 2bh
/trans/ is the cancer killing /brit/ and it must be eliminated any means necessary
...
At work lads
Just poking my head in to laugh at the creatures on brit in the middle of the day
alri lad I'll just pop the microwave on
Would you shag her lads?
Sup Forums
im off cuz sick
>mfw this is the radar image for precipitation
>only have a T-shirt
>commuting by bike
it's gonna be a wet one today lads
wanted to test out my new tent but its raining. bit irksome 2bh.
Depends, how old are they?
Actually people with dysphoria often have a brain structure that looks physically more feminine than is typical for someone with xy chromosomes.
IIRC if they give you a brain scan you should see this.
surfin' the 'net
What are you a woman?
It's just a bitta rain
don't really know why I drink coffee it just makes me queasy and do runny shits all day. think I got memed on.
>Sup Forums
Your body will get used it
buy caffeine tablets
is she on tinder?
haven't got time to dry out the tent because im going camping tomorrow.
is it normal for my fanny to leak think white goo
take concerta instead
Just did a painful fart lads
Same but I need to drunk it to wake up
really makes you thick
youtube.com
me on the right
Need you all out of business
>keep drinking black water for no benefits and a million side effects
Just keep doing it!
business idea: put people out of business
yeah
>being trans is becoming acceptable even on Sup Forums
How many business ideas did you lads get up to yesterday?
driving instructor told me to give it some gas and i told him to fuck off yank