/voc/ vocaroo thread

Welcome to the vocaroo thread, where we practice our language skills by reading out prompts that others have provided, then have them laugh at us as we butcher them beyond recognition.
Recording site can be found here: vocaroo.com/

Any, joke, harassment, advice, praise is allowed.
Other languages than English are encouraged.

>Take spanish to start with:

>"Un grupo de mujeres en Miami decidió juntarse y crear un grupo para apoyar al candidato para la presidencia de Estados Unidos del Partido Republicano, Donald Trump. El grupo se llama "Latinas for Trump" y la mayoría de ellas son hijas de padres cubanos."

- - - [ Sup Forums SINGS ] - - -

For those of you who don't know what is this about, you have to record a song and phrases that will be mashed-up with other anons' in vocaroo.com

You may propose, make a poll, or whatever you come to think until you gather the material to be mashed up.

Don't forget to post YouTube links and lyrics te get others singin


Check the ones we did:

>Sup Forums sings Serbia Strong:
youtube.com/watch?v=LedKEFXLzj4

>Sup Forums sings Ievan Polkka
youtube.com/watch?v=uK_SRSB9pdA

>Sup Forums sings Marcha a las Malvinas Argentinas
youtube.com/watch?v=93O7WmQo2nQ

>Sup Forums sings America, Fuck Yeah!
youtube.com/watch?v=4wxKZX-k3TI

[UNRELEASED ONES] (I mean, those don't have a youtube video and stuff)

>Defend Kebab
mediafire.com/download/lk5mvtrdohwibua/int sings defend kebab_1st mix.mp3

>Katyusha
mediafire.com/download/u1hqrwah67a1avh/int sing katyusha_1st mix.mp3

>USSR Anthem
mediafire.com/download/spih0ibyyx148o1/int sings ussr anthem_1st mix.mp3

last thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/2FLs2AaDPfU
vocaroo.com/i/s0RGtDIG5o4A
youtube.com/watch?v=Imh51RH7DD0
vocaroo.com/i/s0kHs76NjoED
vocaroo.com/i/s1oXdaAWLQNe
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiced_bilabial_fricative
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiced_dental_fricative
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiced_velar_approximant
vocaroo.com/i/s0rz56IM9nNC
vocaroo.com/i/s1t1E3Jm6sph
vocaroo.com/i/s1YT4evpBb7i
vocaroo.com/i/s1fii3S34cZn
vocaroo.com/i/s1HSduuaXQM6
vocaroo.com/i/s18ngd5bzJIO
vocaroo.com/i/s1OGZthBwB9C
vocaroo.com/i/s04XOlWTEdQ8
vocaroo.com/i/s1oieLoB9Q4w
vocaroo.com/i/s15UdyYcjkIJ
vocaroo.com/i/s0GA63P3Hv76
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Requesting from german anons

youtu.be/2FLs2AaDPfU

Huh!
Yarakstyle 91
München was geht?
Ich habe schon damals auf Lokalisten die Szene gefickt
Und jetzt werden mütter gefickt
Yaraksong 2013
YOLO SWAG Taşak
Los geht's
Yarak, çük, sik (6x)
Samet for men Huh!
Yarak sensitive, yarak deluxe, yarak royale
Yarak (join or die edition)
Samet mit yarak yarakstyle91
Playboy yarak, süper yarak, MC yarak, Mc yarak, Dj yarak, Yarak yarak, Yarak for men Huh!

Yarak, çük, sik (6x)

Sup Forums sings :3

this is all pretty cute

Yeah, but it may take some time. It's kind of hard getting these guys to sing something.

Yeah...
Vocaroo threads used to be more popular... What happened?

I don't know, Sup Forums is extremely slow lately, it has lost a lot of traffic... It should be full of summerfags right now, but something happened, who knows...

new Spanish text?

summerfags don't exist
it's just "oldfags" trying to prove something

t. summerfag

/r/ moot summer traffic

Anything to read apart from the songs ? Don't really feel like singing t b h

"Vengo al cine solo porque me la banco, y puedo ir solo al cine, y a comer, y a cualquier lado, porque no necesito llenar un espacio con alguien.
Soy como otros que necesitan recurrir a un libro o a un diario, vengo solo y me la banco."

is nigel kill?

vocaroo.com/i/s0RGtDIG5o4A

Pretty good, really understandable.

If we go full perfectionist, your rolled "r" sound kinda weird, and you said "diarrio" instead "diario".

CAPO,una sola cosa non più vorrei dirti, m'ha aggradato molto il tuo post, sul serio, è un dei più sensazionali che ho visto per il momento, è un'opera d'arte, senza esagerare, è qualcosa che potrebbe esser stata fatta dallo stessissimo Da Vinci,la genialità che possiede sì può notare da kilometri di distanza, neanche la peggiore delle male lingue potrebbe mai dire che non ci troviamo di fronte ad una maestosità visibile una volta ogni mille anni. Non ho mai visto in tutti i miei anni di vita qualcosa di tale magnitudine, provoca una sensazione indescrivibile, un'allegria immensa sebbene non abbia fatto alcuna azione, un sentimento raro da incontrare però fantastico, qualcosa come una brezza in un calorosa estate, o vedere l'allegria di un bimbo aprendo i suoi regali di natale, o semplicemente stare con la persona che più amiamo. Se tutti i post del mondo fossero come questo,non ci sarebbero guerre,non ci sarebbe dolore, oblìo, tristezza. Alzeremmo la testa ed intonando un canto all'unisono, come coro di arcangeli diremmo: ''Io credo nel domani".

Woups, I thought it was diarrio, which is why I insisted on the r. Thanks for the r8

Check this out from 0:22

youtube.com/watch?v=Imh51RH7DD0

vocaroo.com/i/s0kHs76NjoED

he's a fucking normie

I come and go. Threads are even more shitty than they used to be so I don't bother posting.

Plus:

Gib french.

Donnez-moi du français !

Je l'ai trouvée devant ma porte,
Un soir, que je rentrais chez moi.
Partout, elle me fait escorte.
Elle est revenue, elle est là,
La renifleuse des amours mortes.
Elle m'a suivie, pas à pas.
La garce, que le Diable l'emporte !
Elle est revenue, elle est là

Avec sa gueule de carême
Avec ses larges yeux cernés,
Elle nous fait le coeur à la traîne,
Elle nous fait le coeur à pleurer,
Elle nous fait des matins blêmes
Et de longues nuits désolées.
La garce ! Elle nous ferait même
L'hiver au plein coeur de l'été.

Dans ta triste robe de moire
Avec tes cheveux mal peignés,
T'as la mine du désespoir,
Tu n'es pas belle à regarder.
Allez, va t-en porter ailleurs
Ta triste gueule de l'ennui.
Je n'ai pas le goût du malheur.
Va t-en voir ailleurs si j'y suis !

Pretty cool. It's perfect 2bh. 10/10
I'd say the only thing which makes you sound non-native it that you pronounce that "d" flap instead the approximant we use in between vowels...

Same goes for "g" and "b", though there weren't any of these, the same rule applies.

yeah you're supposed to pronounce the d softer (no pun) unless its in the beginning of the word or after n or something like that?

I'm kind of struggling with it, because it sounds too much like t when I try to do it

vocaroo.com/i/s1oXdaAWLQNe

A bit noisy mic, sorry about that

Very good

We have different sounds for intervocalic (in between vowels) Sup Forums, /b-v/, and /d/ sounds.

You have audios on the wiki page (the ones labeled as approximant, under their non approx counterparts)

B:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiced_bilabial_fricative

D:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiced_dental_fricative

G
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiced_velar_approximant

yeah, I guess it's just the lack of using the language

I don't blame you... Most native Spanish speakers aren't even aware about this pronunciation shift, they just do it unconsciosly.

Spanish
vocaroo.com/i/s0rz56IM9nNC

vocaroo.com/i/s1t1E3Jm6sph
I tried

ridículo

vocaroo.com/i/s1YT4evpBb7i
vocaroo.com/i/s1fii3S34cZn
vocaroo.com/i/s1HSduuaXQM6
Here some pt if anyone wants to try:
Tomara

Que a tristeza te convença
Que a saudade não compensa
E que a ausência não dá paz
E o verdadeiro amor de quem se ama
Tece a mesma antiga trama
Que não se desfaz

E a coisa mais divina
Que há no mundo
É viver cada segundo
Como nunca mais...

Dude...

You officially sound like a native speaker now.

Congratulations.

¡Gracias!

vocaroo.com/i/s18ngd5bzJIO

I've just realized I forgot the first word.

vocaroo.com/i/s1OGZthBwB9C

9.8/10.
I'd say native if you wouldn't have mispronounced "pre(s)idencia", also you need to mark your syllable-final-r a bit stronger, your flap is kinda off in that position.

Props to you because it is clearly understandable but:

-[v] is a sound which doesn't exist in Spanish
-Vowels are ALWAYS pronounced like:
>ES / PT
>a = á
>e = ê
>i = i
>o = ó
>u = u

You have to practice your distinción (you pronounce z/s well but mixed them up when reading) and your "rolled r".

Thanks a lot for your feedback lad.

Solid, I guess the only problem is saying não tbf. Try to nasalize it a little bit more.
GG. Great rhythm for the most part. Just like Pierre you said ãos a little weird through it.
But the one at "Que não se desfaz" was native tier.
Thanks m8. I will save your post for future reference

Obrigado.

Requesting Swedish, Greek and Finnish.

Kaupungista toiseen rata vei,
Vaan tien sisään lukitsit
Ja nyt avainta sieluun
Asemalla tomu hautaa

Otsa ikkunassa vaunun
Tunnet tuulen väreen
Takana lasin, sen on kaikki,
Mitä näin et koskaan saa

Etkö jäisi pois, sydäntä seuraten?
Polkua juosten maassa tuulen
Taivaalla lentolehtien punassa uiden
Niiden huumaan hukkuen

Ja tuntien tuulen lempeän,
Kämmentäsi kietovan,
Sammuvaan rintaasi puhaltavan
Vaan pois et jäänyt...

vocaroo.com/i/s04XOlWTEdQ8
Antar att du inte kan rätta den åt mig :/

Sounds pretty good to me.

Not a native speaker though, as you guess, so i can't pick at any details.

bump

Norsk plz

Bump

>France
>YES

talking to finnish on skype, had this conversation:

so are you two still at the same school?
you really need to go up to that and ask her out
>Butifel blondes + horny indians = many views
>no I graduated
>I already told you
oh right
>also you don't really "ask her out" here
what do you mean?
>we don't really do that desu
>IO
>I've never heard anyone doing that
fucking finns, man
I don't know why it even surprises me
>Like asking someone on a date, I guess you could ask a girl to do something with you but it'd be weird if you didn't already know them

Can anybody else confirm that? Finns don't ask girls out?

vocaroo.com/i/s1oieLoB9Q4w

are you babs and is this a Finn I know?
and it's a Finn or a Finnish lad, not "Finnish"

and yeah, we don't ask people out
hell, I don't even know how to talk to new people
I don't want to be intrusive and weird
I guess that's why I really don't have any friends

Magnifique.

what's a babs? my name's Ano.

>My name is Yes

kek

^:a |vi-gza ^vu-qe-kam !sa-cil ^qu -jaiw=tiri |va-ga-xim !do /fi-jiw !su-cana-fer ^vi-gau ^:i |faw ^jo /suy !jr ^:i |qi-qnu !qo-qosefo /ve-faw ^jo /qma -duw !gunu !ju ^:i -po !ju /daw -scu-zu-crw-zu-ter !fwa-pei !cana-fer ^:i |qi-koy !do /va-gri ^ji /gul !qou !jw ^vu-cnu !xa-jl ^:i !pu /kau !qai-kar !jw ^jw /vi-faw ^:i !ji /suy |swa !dman =co ^:o -sno !can-zu-vem !jw

Anyone up to it?

wtf is that shit
it looks like you had a seizure on your keyboard

>ano
>andbut
>actually means "yes"

What can I say, this is the kind of language we're talking about.

vocaroo.com/i/s15UdyYcjkIJ

vocaroo.com/i/s0GA63P3Hv76