Why is Shitaly such a terrible place?

Why is Shitaly such a terrible place?

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Because there are too few people like me

Post porn.

They are shitskins in denial that cling to the Roman's success even though they aren't actually descendants of them

really makes you think

Who are then?

I'm moving to Denmark next month, so I'll get a dynamic IP soon

That's cool I want to go with you can I go?

Finns

...but we really are romans and shiet.

I'm a Danish citizen. I'm not sure if they left brownies in anymore. Danes are kind of racist.

>roman empire
>invented western civilization
>spread it to 2/3 of europe
>invented christianism
>home of the one and only church
>destroyed by degenerate barbarian finns (aka huns), celts and germanics
>finally recovers
>italian renaissance happens
>countless art, philosophy, music, science, literature being produced
>funded the maritime expansion, breaking feudalism
>in the middle of its explendor, again invaded by french and germans who sacked much of italy, including rome
>recover, again
>italy finally unifies
>only european country to not start world wars, just pursuit the interests of their own people
>gets shit on again
>year 2016
>best european country is constantly shit on by barbarians
>

They are bro

I thought French people considered them "people of the book"?

Because it's a corrupt shithole run by brown manlets

>only country to not fight world wars
wat. They fought for the axis.

Berlusconi gets pussy for real though

>american reading comprehension

Italians fucked up my country, I really hate them

post vocaroo.

They've accomplished a lot more than your irrelevant island of ice.

why do you insist on doing this?

>invented christianism
ok with all the rest, but we didn't actually do that

robbing other countries is not an accomplishment Nigel

tell me then, what did the extremely relevant faroe islands did?

muh nobel laureates

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Nobel_laureates_per_capita

...and?
oh yes
the majestic faroe empire
no not that
the revolutionary faroe renaissance maybe
mmh no it's on the tip of my tongue wait
ah, the faroe code of laws?
wait no that's...no

sorry can't come up with much

t. spaghetti nigger

did i forget the world famous faroe cuisine?

t. snownigger

>He fuels his ego by comparing Italy with an island nation with 50k inhabitants
Italians

he asked why we're terrible, i answered why he's wrong

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Italo-Ethiopian_War

I TRIED SO HARD

at least we're indipendent and not some random island under the rule of a different country

you're literally ruled by Brussels

No you didn't. You just said Italy has accomplished more than the fucking Faroe Islands. Which even Monaco and Andorra could claim.

>muh EU
you tried

is this a "don't talk to me or my son ever again"?
let your little vassal defend itself

I know mane
look at this shithole

fun fact: italians are the most powerful race on earth

Pls post.

so let's tak about Denmark

people are not united.
For example people feel more venetian, than italian. More sicilian than italian, more sardinian than italian. There isn't really a countrymen's love (except when it comes to football) like you'd have in countries like france, germany, denmark, iceland. It's a sort of "homo homini lupus" society culture, and there's a scam mentality.
Politics is just a reflection of how much messy this country is.

Meds are shit.

Go back to Italy where your grandparents came from, Enzo.

It's full of italians.

Maybe Central Italians are.

Sicilians?

Monkey niggers


Sardinians?

Sheep niggers

Calabrians?

Pepper niggers

Napolitans?

Trash niggers

Apulians?

Albanian niggers

Central Italians are Romans and bro tier, Northeners are Kelts and Germanic

Brace yourselves, muh heritagefags will swarm in.

It's funny how it's always muh heritage posters jump to defend Italy from all the bashing, when actual Italians from Italy don't really mind or say anything.

the only one who spergs out is that brazilian muh venetian heritage shitposter

South Italians are Greek like me. I am Greek.

Italians don't have the right mindset for being citizens of a democracy. Every single govenment since WW2 put us further deep in the shit and let the mafia infiltrate deeply in the highest spheres of political and economical power.

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Italy is based, one of me favourite countries.
>great food
>beautiful architecture
>diverse and magnificent landscapes and natural wonders
>chill people
I don't know, maybe it's not that great for living as it is for visiting, but I don't see how can anyone hate it.
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love you too Poland :3

Italy has the biggest butthurt belt, basically everyone is in some way or the other butthurt at Italy.

Scandis because muh superior blonde blue hair doesn't hold up historically when you bring in Italy.
Germanics are butthurt about WW2 and getting wrecked in Roman times
French are generally butthurt because world cup, various tensions, denial about being Latin, and wrecking during Roman era
Poles are butthurt because Italy rides the fence and has always had decent relations with Russia
Slavs are butthurt because Italians hate them as immigrants and early 20th century stuff
Burgers just try to call Italians non-white thinking it makes their Mexican skin white
Brits are butthurt over their women going to Italy in summer to take alpha cock

cont.
I mean Italians have never been educated with democratic values, nor they ever strived or fought for it. The national sentiment, as already stated, is very weak since unification happened only 150 years ago, and h as been badly implemented favouring north-western industrial regions while robbing the already poor agricultural south. This alone created resentments among regions that still last in present time, so "feeling italian" doesn't really mean much for us.
Despite being still far from rightwing political stances, I recognise fascism understood these problems and succeded into creating a national pride, based on the imagery of our ancient imperial past. Surely it used despicable means, but it did that, and Italy actually worked during the fascist era.
Post ww2 referendum saw democracy winning on the wave of sentiments brought by ww2 devastation.

you know what's up. i like you.

Why is everything south of Po river* such a terrible place?

No

>Poles are butthurt
Really? Most of them are pretty chill