Why are the French such cowardly cheese eating surrender monkeys?

Why are the French such cowardly cheese eating surrender monkeys?

>be a fucking leaf
>"French are cowards lol XD"
>Never faced a real war
>Never be invaded like the French
>continues to be useless country and shitposting

It's in their genes

>Syrian education

And I thought we were mortal enemies.

Why is it a meme that the french are cowards?

Wich war Canada ever faced ?
>inb4 we helped out in WW1/2

You guys are now bro-nation-tier

Allies in cowardice

Still can't name a real war where his nation was only a a doglike helper for the British

>Germany the authority on winning wars

The same reason that Canada is in NATO
Really Makes You Think™

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>Canada the authority of going into a war under it's own accord and not blindly following it's master

Oh sorry go ahead and try to conquer the world with low-tier allies. You guys are such big cowards you never eaven started a war

Le ebin surrender maymay :D :D :D

Shut the fuck up, Canada. Nobody likes you.

Making you feel more secure?

>Perfidious Albion viewing allies as expendable

Nothing changes

it is a meme too
You've won more wars than you've lost, especially against us

>Says the countries that got BTFO by Turks

>unironically believed the British didn't used the Canadians as canon fodder

I do though

I really couldn't care if Canada is in NATO or not
You're probably actually a drain on it because the US military is the de facto military of Canada

>Perfidious Albion viewing allies as expendable
You've never done viewed your colonies as expendable?
Oh wait

Can this just be an anti-Canada thread?


A) country
B) How much do you hate mapleniggers?
C) How much better would Sup Forums if all mapleniggers were ranged banned?
D) Why are maplecucks such awful, awful posters?

We've won more wars against other European countries than any other country in the world.
(Nice quads btw)

>It's a bad thing that America is our bitch and protects us for some oil and shitty lumber

>British are okay with the moniker of being treacherous jews

Well that's what you are for your masters cannon fodder

>he is so cucked his head of the state isn't eaven from his country but a monarch from another

Britbro

I'll get the ball rolling shall I

A) flag
B) I really dislike canadian posters
C) markedly better
D) inferiority complex

>Millions of Germans who died in those world wars weren't cannon fodder

Not my Queen, I'm from Québec

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But i like china

Thanks Mexico # 2

>britbo
Don't be such a gullible idiot. It was the brits who started the surrender ape meme.

To be fair frenchfags have possibly the worst geographic position of all Europe, their medieval times were a non-stop onslaught from all sides

They died for their country and not because their were ordered by their colonial overlords to die in a battle on another continent.

>he unironically believes it's not his queen because he says so

>the worst geographic position of all Europe
that's germany

Thank you zhang now gib 中国 qts now

But Germany belongs to Islam, merkal said so. also yeah it makes sense Germany is the authority on overlords.

>Another terrible thread created by a leaf
Rangeban Canada on Sup Forums when ? (except for Québec of course)

Pretty sure it came after we left NATO

How is it going with your cucklord prime minister again ?

>il pense que je suis anglophone

Can't complain, we haven't had thousands of rapes and pregnant women hacked to death in our streets.

>Jewbec nigger detected

>thousands fucking kek
>belives his cucklord wouldn't do the same if there wasn't a fucking ocean

What did Sup Forums mean by this?

A lot of our refugees we have were gotten were caught squatting in America and they are missing again

What are you even on about

That asians should be gunned down in slums like the dogs they are.

>Glorious Asians claiming an frozen dessert
>only inhabitants uncivilised savages and Eskimos

but Hans germany loves desert people and uncivilized savages

What do Turks have to do with anything? I thought you were trying to point the finger at France. Or do you always clutch at straws like this?

>refugees flee from Canada ?
>low-tier country confirmed

Don't worry bro I appreciate you, I'm actually not too far from where you guys stormed through Normandy, I actually went through a French town that waved the leaf on most buldings

>being nice to a frog. ever.
Wasted quads

1. No not those we don't love so much

2. Yeah we got slot of Slavs, so I give you that point

Rude

>Trivialize Australia btfo by Turks and emus

for shame.

>He's using the fact that refugees are leaving as an insult

It all makes sense honhon

>people who flee from war or poverty and then leave your country because it's to shit-tier isn't an argument jpg.

Still salty about vietnam?

>Stupid leaf, don't you see how much better it is if they stay!

l o l hans

It is clearly not but it is an indicator how attractive your country is to people, when people with not so many chances leave your country it's shit-tier

>he avoids the topic that Canada never was relevant in any war

2 things:
1) Memes aside, the emu one is pretty pointless since it was a culling and there's literally nothing other than a comic suggesting that it was an actual military campaign.
2) If you're waiting for me to start caring about Gallipoli, you're going to be here a while.

>He's glad he's a welfare state that has great incentives for desert niggers

hahaha. I don't know much afabout military history but I know we're not Germancucks who got btfo by us.

At least you guys "declared war on emus" by yourself. Not like Canada wich only awaits it's orders from Britain

>Memes aside

Then why are you here australian poltron

>H-hey guys I declared war on Poland
>O-shit pls don't Russia pls stahp.

I am glad that the state cares for its people

>implying a 1vs1 in WW1/2 would turned out to Canada's favour

Apparently to witness you get trips, then dubs, then trips. What the fuck are you doing right now?

>I am glad that the state cares for its people
>It's people

Kek, hi merkal

uk
I dont
quality would triple within minutes
only the worst canadians post theyre nice irl

>>he is so cucked his head of the state isn't eaven from his country but a monarch from another
tbf shes just as much their queen as ours..we wuz leafs n sheit

>He thinks the Soviet Union declared war on Germany for attacking Poland

S T U P I D
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I cam here to friendly banter with France but they are missing and Germany is reciting the benefits of sand people in your country as per usual

A) Flag
B) I don't really hate them; I just think they're wankers
C) Undeniably better
D) Culture/national character?

Why is it always the Emu War and not Gallipoli? We lost that one too.

Yeah I tuned out that German guy a ways back. So yeah, your country is freezing and shitty. Take that.

Snug

>He ignores that his country never was relevant in a war

C O W A R D
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>They died for their country and not because their were ordered by their colonial overlords

Is your English that bad or do you honestly believe that those soldiers wanted to live in a hole in the ground that was infested with lice and diseases and bombarded by artillery daily, only to go over the top to run towards bullets

I wish the French would surrender into my arms.

Well it's been good sharing this thread with you, but I've got to go. It's nearly 5am and I've got to be up in a couple of hours. Hope some French people show up.

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Oh I am so sorry should we continue in German or Spanish ?

>yfw he only speaks english
>he thinks to die for your country isn't better than to die for your former colonial lords

PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CANADA WHEN?

Germany died in Italy though didn't they

Hans you need to lay of the forklift simulator

Hilary is going to win.

What ?

Then i will run to the REPUBLIC of chinkanada and marry a qt chinese for a visa and have fun shooting norinco guns innawoods

OURS

When ?

Soon

Its already happening

Franch is best country in the world and can erase your irrelevant shithole from the map less then 24 hours

No they can't. Our bitches USA wouldn't let them.

USA is secretly hating you and searching for an excuse to annex you

Lmao france aint doing shit

This need to protect chink qts from frogs

We cant hate a retarded child for being retarded (canada) just like we cant really hate you roaches for being roaches

Plus anzu is the only reason we havent liberated roachlandia

I will surrender my heart