What your special skill Sup Forums?

what your special skill Sup Forums?
i can draw pretty well

I can yo-yo

noice. can you do all-around-world?

I'm great at everything I do.

I translate Chinese manhua into english ^_^

Sucking in everything I try my hand at

sick whistling skillz

I can use my sadness for useful things(for example, to do the cleaning or learn anything). Sometimes I can't refrain from tears but I'm trying to use a strong emotion correctly.

smoking bongs

This and making bongs

breaking bongs too

Plumbing
:-/

synthetic organic chemistry, mushroom cultivation, academic literature research, masturbation and opening beer bottles with my lighter

still forever alone though

.........................................I drive...............................

Could you enlighten us about psilocybin?

And what kind of mushroom do you cultivate? Thanks ;)

I can stay alone for very long periods

>tfw psilocybe semilanceata will be in season soon

Can't wait to be honest

shroomerite?

t. grower of certain funny species

I'm among the top percentile when it comes to rewatching sci-fi and fantasy tv-series.

I'm a good listener :^)
>I can draw pretty well
proofs?
cool
lame

time to start picking amanitas from the forest

already done, tho not for consuming

I'm really good at standardized tests and memorizing scholastic information.

I can weld
And slappa da baes

What you watch famalami?

>tfw when you remember having seen them rather frequently but couldn't find any the year you tried to pick some

what do you do with them?

genocide the fly population

I don't have any

This 2bh
I've watched all ten seasons of stargate sg-1 twice, how much worse are you?

I can talk shit for hours.

This, especially with my hands. I'm a farm hand, so I do just about everything, and I always do a good job with it.

Mig or Tig?

I learned both at the same time in school.

>tfw Dr Fraiser is kill

i wish i were like those kids that just contain information effortlessly. but i was born stupid so i have to put in a conscious effort to learn

Conventional Machining / hand fitting.

>Select all the pictures of tea.
>Nothing but coffee.
>Why I never.

I can ejaculate up to 12 times a day.

Writing. I've received high marks on every paper I've ever written and I made a lot of money editing papers for people in college.

I can shitpost for hours

Welding and Fabrication or just Welding?

noice
impressive desu
Ever tried your hands at creative writing?

I can put a leg behind my head

I can dance, I can outdance any bitch and any boy , who thinks he can "dance" .
I do enjoy good competition, fuck I am happy then someone does it better than me, since I can learn their sick moves.
I also "invented" alternative for masturbation.

Try using your own leg, retard.

Impressive!

Never thought of that, seems like it'd be tough

Hard mode - do it while the leg is still attached to you.

Stargate SG-1, Buffy, Angel, Stargate Atlantis and Universe occasionally, Farscape, Sanctuary, Babylon 5 come to mind.

>SG-1 twice
KEK

Thinking about starting my 8th rerun.

>Ever tried your hands at creative writing?
It's how I first realized I had a talent for it. I wrote short stories in grade school that won some local and regional awards.

Oh yeah, the new Battlestar Galactica from last decade as well. Also watch all the Game of Thrones seasons again before the next season starts so I gotta watch seasons 1-6 again before 7th starts.

Farscape I have watched four times, Sanctuary three times, Babylon 5 twice, Stargate Atlantis and Universe both four times, currently finishing second rerun of Buffy and will do Angel after.

>tfw so much free time

but how many of those are marketable, user?

what is this alternative to fapping?

On top of these currently following Dark Matter and The Expanse as well. Probably some others but I forget.

i can deepthroat my own dick

I can play the piano pretty well but nothing really too special
I also can draw decently

I can drive.

Participated in a few races.

I'm very good at shitposting

Very cool.
I believe I have a fairly tight grasp on the German language so becoming a reviewer has occurred to me, yet I went with computer science (I can't say I regret it too much, either).
But while I have no problem decorating a scenario with details and I'm not necessarily short of ideas either, what I sorely lack is the ability to streamline it into a concise yet evocative story - no doubt due to lack of experience.
How many short stories did you have under your belt before winning prices? And do you ever entertain the thought of taking the plunge and writing a novel?

I did write something of a novel in my early 20s, but it isn't something I'd seek to have published. It was written during a strange and difficult period in my life and was more of a cathartic process than a creative one. Only a few other people have ever read it.

Angel must be the most underrated show of all time

It's impressive for a spin-off to be as good as the original

I see.
>It was written during a strange and difficult period in my life and was more of a cathartic process than a creative one
I think this much is true for a significant part of the Western canon. Confidence in your work tends to contradict its effect.
If Kafka had had his way his most prominent works would have become tinder, for example.
I feel like I have become too indifferent to be an author, adopting a zen-like mindset to cope with the trials of adolescence.
If you'd like to send it my way ([email protected]) I'd be interested in reading it. Pinky swear that this would be the extend of its spread.

I didn't like the Angel's son storyline 2bh. Otherwise a brilliant show.

I topped out at 10, from 8 onwards were all pretty, couldn't get a bone after that. What's your secret senpai

You should start at 8 and never stop.
At 8 years old I mean.

Impressive, most impressive

>were all pretty
*Were all pre
Fucking autocomplete trying to make me look retarded. All my cum is pretty.

I had my first orgasm at 6, first wank at 10.
I folded up a blanket, put it between my mattress and bedframe, and fucked the shit out of it.
I stopped using that method at 13, after I sort of lost steam halfway through one time and had to go twice as hard to finish, then pulled my dick out covered in blood.

You do realise that's pretty god damn fucking hardcore, right?

Well, I've been complimented on my dick-sucking skills, does it count?

I can delude myself into grandiosity.

Eaasssy
You need :
>Bed
>Pillow( preferably big)
>Pile of big books in hard cover
>A big blanket
>A little bit of toilet paper or tissues
>To be naked
>Finally some fap material
>Or IMAGINATION
Put pile of books on bed , there your groin is usually
Roll blanket into ...into big roll, and put it onto books
Spread some toilet paper ..or not , if you like your blankets"manly"
Go lie on bed, put your dick on the roll, you must feel warm and soft, yet feel hardness of books then you thrust
Begin thrusting, use pillow as an alternative for boobs, keep groping it with all your might.

what de fugg :DDDD

I'm interested but I don't understand your method.
Can you illlustrate it on MS Paint so we can see?

Yep. I tried bragging about it at school, didn't work so well. Only a couple kids knew what wanking was and I got suspended for two days for talking about it at lunch.
Turns out I'm autistic. Who'd have guessed.

Anyway, less talking about my bloody shota dick, more talking about prostate endurance training.

B U E N O S A I R E S

i weld aluminum fairly well...

>tfw I just remembered that I tried to teach some 11yo guy how to jerk off when I was 9
>it was in Habbo Hotel and he had no idea what I was talking about

>used to habbo cyber with "hot girls" all the time when I was 13
>mfw realising they were probably all middle aged paedophiles

Good times.

My first account was stolen because I gave the password to some "pretty girl" who wanted to play with my character. Good thing I fucked up something small like that back then instead of losing something big later.

Here I bestow my gift,
don't forget to close your eyes and use IMAGINATION
or leave laptop with your favorite fetishes porn running

I keep bees

that makes me a beekeeper

bees bees bees

Dude, that's called prone masturbation. It fucks up your dick and causes ED.

How do you convey your sadness? Can you show me it in musical form or visual form?

>Anyway, less talking about my bloody shota dick, more talking about prostate endurance training.
This ought to be a banner.