>Wake up one morning after sleeping on couch instead of bed because of drunk dad >Go upstairs to see weather or not dad pissed my bed >Find my laptop, covered in sticky, nondescript smelling liquid >Either my dad pissed on my laptop whilst drunk or my dog ran upstairs and pissed on it at some point (little bastard pisses everywhere so it's not out of character) >Turn on laptop >Black screen, white text >"Hard drive not detected" >Run diagnostic, hard drive checks, etc >Take it to local computer repair shop >Guy opens it up >Hard drive logged with "liquid" >Rest of inside of laptop bone dry >"That's really strange usually water damage affects the whole thing" >"Anyway, £120 for a new 1Tb hard drive" >Tell my dad about cost of replacement >He agrees to pay, still denies drunk pissing on my laptop
So in short, either my stupid dog or my drunk dad pissed on my laptop in such a way that most of the exterior was wet, but only the hard drive was logged inside and my dad gets to pay for it regardless of if he pissed on it or not (I still don't trust him)
Ethan Smith
why did your dad sleep on your bed and not his own?
Easton Walker
I'd say your dad/dog has a perfect aim
Jacob Miller
Mum didn't want him in with her whilst he was smashed
John Wood
why piss on a laptop? does it look like a toilet?
u got a mac?
Brody Hughes
why didn't you just put him on the couch so you could sleep in your own bed?
Alexander Long
My dad once pissed into a wardrobe thinking it was a toilet, but I think if he was the laptop pisser, it would've been because I laughed at him last week for spilling ashes onto the rug whilst emptying the fireplace
Jason Torres
He was already snoozing on my mattress by the time I knew, it was easier to just take the couch than anger him whilst he was drunk
Jordan Russell
so he purposely whipped out his dick and emptied his bladder on your laptop?
what the fuk
move out
Levi Baker
I'd love to but it's not possible. Besides, everyone does stupid shit whilst drunk, it just so happens that my dad is a dickhead regardless of how drunk he is and alcohol just exacerbates his idiocy.
Sebastian Perez
>white people
Jayden King
then just fucking lock your bedroom door so he cannot enter
Jaxon Edwards
Tell me, user, do you lock your bedroom door in your house often for fear of a relative, a father no less, urinating on your laptop? Neither do I, because it doesn't happen very fucking often.
Jose Kelly
What a quaint little family story. Thank you OP.
Blake Sullivan
>1TB HDD >£120 lmao
Eli Hill
Ain't my money, and if my dad was the pisser, he got what was coming to him in the form of a £120 lighter wallet
Sebastian Kelly
I was happy to share it with you, user
Isaiah Rodriguez
But that's a ridiculous price. For that much you could get a 500GB SSD (or a 2TB HDD)
Alexander Mitchell
That's nice and all but I can't be bothered to haggle with a man who pulled a piss drenched hard drive out of my laptop.
Hunter Brown
Why would you get it from him? Order off Amazon/Newegg/eBay and install it yourself.
Justin Richardson
You're implying I have the tools, skill and patience necessary to accomplish that
Jaxson Carter
>You're implying I have the tools, skill and patience necessary to buy and install an SSD That requires, at most, 70 IQ.
Gavin Hall
You are fucking pathetic
FUCK OFF back to reddlt
Samuel Morris
Get the fuck out of here don't bother coming back
Samuel Collins
Get out
Aiden Garcia
Even Reddit users can install a hard drive. We 9gag levels of retardation neow.
Juan Gomez
Why are you on this board then?
Jeremiah Wilson
I thought 'g' stood for games, so I checked it out and kind of stuck around
Elijah Davis
So do any of you guys like PUBG
John Ross
>tools hands and a screwdriver >skill legos >patience 10 minutes if you're retarded
Angel Williams
Either take it on yourself to figure shit out with the endless online guides and videos, or get the fuck out.
Isaiah Moore
does your laptop have a drain in it for water damage like some thinkpads. it's possible all the water drained out and dried while it couldn't do so in the hard drive.
also it could totally be beer and not piss.
you need 2 things: new hard drive and a screwdriver. open laptop, unscrew hdd holder, unplug hdd, plug in new hdd, screw holder back in, close laptop.
Ryder Reyes
Me dad beats me when he's drunk anons, bit hard to read guides with a grown man throwing Bitter at your head innit
Joshua Garcia
Go somewhere else.
Luke Gonzalez
The time you're spending on your computer posting this shit is time you could spend learning to fix your shit.
Austin Thompson
does your dad hit you when hes drunk? its okay, you can tell us, this is a safe space.
Ryan Ward
How are we to know? The way it was written, it could have been every Friday night
Matthew Miller
>because it doesn't happen very fucking often. imagine being so fucked up that you actually have to repeat this to yourself. nigger that should NEVER happen. it's unacceptable.
Luis Sullivan
yea, this can never happen to black people because they dont have dads
Gabriel Bell
Kill your dad and make a suit of his body, rape your mom wearing your dadsuit then rape your dog too
Noah Hall
...
Andrew Butler
KEK
Noah Foster
>whilst *Tips fedora* *Lights pipe with hand picked tobacco* I do say, OP this is a most interesting tale. Do go on whilst I enjoy my exquisite and cold pressed tobacco, wot wot