You wake up, ISIS has spread this far. What do you do?

You wake up, ISIS has spread this far. What do you do?

Deus Vult

>implying it didnt

"prompt and utter destruction"

America will destroy them.

go to work, come back home, eat, masturbate, go to sleep.

Go fight for the liberation of the Madre Patria.

Get tortured and beaten to death by the burka police

reconquista then retake the Hagia Sophia for Christendom

plan to conquer more land with my fellow mujahideen

wake up again

Shitpost

Nukes

>No France

i laught as hard as i can. then cry for my dead Sup Forums friendos

Use it as a tool to unite Europe and turn it into a right-wing heaven. Bring back the spirits of the great wars and the men who fought in them.

Fuck this Deus Vult shit.

Spácham samovraždu.

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>implying Israel wouldn't go nuclear on them.

start reading the quran

Hmm... Move to Canada?

#prayfor(Insert country here)

Continue life as normal because I live in a country that banned immigration and muslims account for less than 0.01% of the total population.

Build a wall

I guess I won't need the glasses anymore.

Yo Spain, remember that time we didn't fight each other?

There's more Muslims in Canada

Go to Tim Horton's

But what size will your double-double be?

Accept me pls japan

I learned Japanese from watching anime. Am I Japanese now?

Join the YPG

>Israel has fallen
My gubmint would unironically nuke it to pieces, so that's that.

Apply for duty of course. Purging moongod scum while having the DOOM theme on repeat with my European brethren. Feels comfy to have a common enemy.

drive to mcdonalds

return to the land of my ancestors for glorious reconquista

build the Maginot circle.

Your fault

We remove kebab once more

God forbid the day they attack spain.. Shits gonna go down

... and you wont do nothing, Spain is already compromised.
>Local cell of Al-Qaeda

This
They'd be glassed probably before they got that far.

that was 12 years ago, i mean in 2015+1

terrorist wouldnt bomb portugal cause no one would care

Why are you being mean?

Enlist

sorry bro not having good day

It's ok

plz stahpit. im getting tired of you members of the local spanish al-qaeda cell shitposting on this korean cartoon imageboard

allahu akbar my friend

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Are you seriously Christian or are you just memeing?

I can't read like have of those names because of that dumb font.

Don't care.

Live normally.

Yo Spain, remember when you bring Christianity to us half a millennia ago and after consuming our natural resources because of being a massive douche of the world on around post-19th - pre-20th century, you then sold us out to amercucks?

Literally nothing would change

show Muslims what terror really is

lmao who makes these things

my guess is Sup Forums or Sup Forums

kill mysellf because I will share a province with Egyptians

>kurdistan that reaches the sea
fucking kurds have the same fucking goal under any flag

Can you read arab Mehmet ? Cause i don't see Kurdistan in the picture
Maybe you have a problem and you see Kurds everywhere

i don't read deserman but i have seen a translated version also i have seen that fucking greater kurdistan enough times to know what it looks like

half the kurds in turkey are sharia supporters, isis has thousands of them as well

>half the kurds in turkey are sharia supporters
[citation needed]
The majority of Kurds in Turkey are Alevi (and most alevis are atheists)
And saying Kurds are sharia supporters, coming from a Turk (who were screaming ALLAHU AKBAR in the streets in the night of the coup to support Erdogan) it's funny ^^

Since I'm under their territory I guess join them?

>majority of kurds in turkey are alevi
that is outright false, high majority of kurds in turkey are sunni muslims
>And saying Kurds are sharia supporters, coming from a Turk
i am not even a muslim you diaspora filth

>you diaspora filth
Thank god i'm not Turkish, do not insult me.
I am interested in whats happening in the middle east, and all i see is Turks supporting Daesh and Kurds fighting them, not much to discuss here.
I realize some of them are brainwashed by Erdogan (but he is brainwashing your whole cunt isnt he) turks are truly gullible by powerful men (and your history shows it)

frankly

There is a reason everyone hates you.
I'll repeat the truth that is triggering you and leave :

--->Turkey supports Daesh, Kurds fight them.

Go fight with Jews in Israel.

shoo shoo kurdfilth

Kurds do not make a united force, they have different groups and they aren't divine angels as Western media is trying to show them

Calling every person who disagrees with you Kurdish is silly. Are you 8yo or smth?

>any person that disagrees
>is diaspora
>spews kurdish propaganda
>uninformed
what else but a kurd?

There is a large Kurdish community in France, numbering around 150,000[2] people. This makes the Kurdish community in France the second largest Kurdish community in the Kurdish diaspora, after Germany.

Wouldn't this be a good thing for Portugal? I heard ISIS does its best to provide clean tap water in the regions they control.

The only propagandist thing in his opinions is that he views Kurds as divine angels

>What do you do?

Nothing.
Last time we helped we ended up fucked by the countries we saved.

haha yeah

France is almost half Kurd

run with my family. what else? not crazy to waste my only life on some shitty war.

Take the key from around my neck, turn the key, and launch the nukes

lol

basically i would become an filthy immigrant

We go into removings of kebab mode.

Literally the same shit i've been doing for the past 26 years

Well at least Germany and France got their countries back

ne rugam de ei sa ii omoare pe tigani si ne convertim la islam

Drinking tea and wishing the English National Team was better?

>Austria
top lel

Yeah, we are still waiting for your gratitude.

If we didnt brought you baby Jesus you would be shouting Allauh ackbar by now. Probably getting bombed by the US too.

So yeah, you are welcome.

>Wake up, see this?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO POLL!

Who have you ever saved?

join them, create my own sect and rebel against them when the time comes

Shout allahu akbar and join my fellow mujahideen brothers in the conquest and expansion of the Caliphate

Inshallah!

Be glad we're leaving the EU

>spain

welcome rapefugees

>kashmir is an isis territory now
It's like we can't catch a break

Pray to Allahu.

Japan will ban all Muslims if ISIS territory become so large, for all Muslims will be considered as terrorists or enemies.

It will be banned to visit ISIS territory, and all Japanese who worked in Muslim countries will come back to Japan. Japan will be as safe as ever.

In truth Portugal and UK are best buds, more so than Spain + Portugal in some respects. Longest military alliance.

drown since somehow they managed to annihilate Sardinia and Corsica, so rude

Itd be hard to find anyone here who disliked portugal or greece

Check a history book next time. A non biased one, if possible.

Yo, Filipinas, remember when we sold you because you had already won the independence war against us and it was much better for us economically?