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Who will be the first couple to have sex in space Sup Forums

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>implying it wasn't already done

Too late OP

Earth is in space, bruh.

Isn't impossible to get it up in outer space because of blood flow?

No, your penis doesn't depend on gravity to get erect. It depends on blood flow being stuck and can't getting out like us on Sup Forums.

Erectness is a function of anime boobies, not gravity.

Me and your mom.

Who is the thot

i-is that why were all dicks to each other?

Source?

it will be two traps wearing programming socks

Probably on the first civilian flight.
Most astronauts are married and don't go with their partners.
>but the sanctity of marriage is a joke
Only among the lower classes.

I found: video4942531

Are you seriously saying that rich people don't cheat?
Are you out of your goddamn mind?

No I'm saying that smart people don't cheat.
Do you really think money determines class of person?

>Most astronauts are married and don't go with their partners.

IIRC two of the astronauts currently up there are married to each other

First couple in space, too I thnik

I guarantee they fucking banged I'd risk my job to do it with my wife in space desu and it's not like they're going to send up a space shuttle to put you in detention, lol

OK. Then those are probably the ones.
We will hear about it when they're pensioners.

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Using the standard meaning of class, wealth determines class. Using your definition, who knows.

Why would it be against the rules?

Hell, for all we know they have a program specifically for the couple to investigate the ins and outs of fucking in space. It's interesting, relevant and important for any future involving humanity in space.

No it was impossible to film a porn with fake 0 gravity by rapidly climbing altitude for several minutes then dropping for 2 minutes where they simulate it

Is cuckqueaning considered cheating? Because my girl and I love it, and we like to talk about it as if I was cheating on her

That doesn't seem right either.
Do you have any statistics to back up this claim?

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Me and OPs mom

The standard meaning of class is defined by whether you own and profit from means of production like factories and tools.

Who will be the first couple to have gay sex in space?

Is cuckqueaning the bad kind of cheating?

Who will get blacked first in space?

Your father

I can't imagine nasa wants space jizz on their multimillion dollar equipment

You mean the girl?

Did you know that when Chris Hadfield was asked if astronauts ever masturbate on the space station, he simply remarked that the ISS is big and one can find privacy if they want, all while giving a few suggestive winks.

Not my by count. Consenting to a polygamous relationship is not the same as being cheated on.
There's plenty of sources.
repository.upenn.edu/psc_working_papers/8/
Here's one. Its not the one I based my opinion on but it's just one I found easily.
I based my opinion on a popular science magazine. Terrible, I know. But it did cite papers.
Dude you seem to need validation. As long as all parties are OK with it it's fine. I've been in that kind of a relationship but it didn't last. It was for reasons other than sexual. Women (generally) are attracted to high status men. Having multiple sexual partners is one social status boon. Of course she doesn't want to be abandoned. I'm sure she's gonna be just fine with it if she's assured you two are gonna stick together.
Indeed. And ejaculation is very hard to control well.
I wonder how they control sneezing though. Must be a similar issue.

Wanna go to space?

But we actively talk about it as if she had literally 0 idea. As for the second post asking, I just didn't want you to miss the post, sorry.

I can't even begin to imagine how it would even look coming out of a dick because of the lack of gravity. I need to know this now.

Me and my hand.

I always heard you could get a hard on no problem, but going completely soft was impossible

its like a permanent state of half chub

>we talk about it as if she has no idea
Is she not even physically present?
Not sure cuckqueaning is the right word for this then. If she is but she pretends she's not after the fact that's a bit odd but I don't think it's unreasonable to assume she knows what's going on and is fine with it.
It shouldn't be that difficult to determine if she's OK with it or not. That should be left to your judgment and her communication skills.

She's well and truly okay with it. Sometimes she's present, other times me and the other woman would go on dates while she's at work, etc. Cuckqueaning has little to do with proximity, and more to do with the mindset and actions of the girl.

you guys know there is still gravity in space. the ISS experiences like 90% of the gravity we do on the ground

its just a state of free fall, weightlessness. you would literally be doing the same thing in a plane like this

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Depends on your definition. But that sounds perfectly OK by my standards.

We like to think of it as cheating with consent, I was just curious as to what you thought of it, for some reason.

two russian homos in the '70s.

>there's still gravity in space
Yes in orbit that's the case.
I don't see why people being this up. They either think others are stupid or they're stupid themselves. It's all a very negative attitude to me and I don't like it.
I'd agree with that description if the other woman doesn't know you're in a relationship. Because to me cheating is more than just the consent bit. The consent bit is required for it to be moral. And I guess you could argue that if the other woman doesn't know she's having an 'affair' she might not really consent.
Not sure what to say really. But by me you're morally in the clear.
>i was curious as to what you thought of it.
That's kind.

Americans were the first in space in the 60s fuckface

>implying it hasn't already happened
whoops