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Culture Pals: This is the end of Ottos Edition

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HEY

lol I guess, but even saying that I was posioned by morals as a kid. So even though ive seen the way the world works, sometimes we cant stop ourselves I think.... Vicious cycle I guess

REMINDER TO REPORT AND IGNORE SHITPOSTING

Wish me luck lads

Who is shitposting?

Kind of lost the interest with talking to the thai girl.
She was taking so long to reply, but she always replied and asked me portuguese words.
Should I continue talking with her?

I feel you man, a myriad of health problems and cynicism would do that to know.

no

Kek, good luck.

HI

fuck me laddies im spaghetti'ing up and think it's time to bail

>People will use whatever mind set works for them. So ya girls tend to be nice when they find out im sick, but do they actually care? Or how much do they really care? Thats up to debate.
That hit a little to close to home m8

HOW RU?

CAN WE BE FRIEND????

I'M GOOD HOW ARE YOU DOING DO U WANNA BE FRIENDS?

Evening culture pals

Rate my new profile pic lads x

Guten tag, GroßBretenien

absolute madman

just spoke to a russian girl. she liked architecture

help me

>It's dangerous to swim in the local rivers
>completely out of context
Is she a spy? That seems like spy talk to me

I seriously hope you guys don't bookmark qt's like a weirdo

how do you bookmark anyways

Truth is I lurk this thread and I deleted my profile long ago tbqfh Iads

On their profile you can bookmark them, near the add friend and block button. But for some some reason you now receive notifications if you bookmark profiles

thanks Clayton senpai for making me realize looks aren't everything :,^)

fuckkkk I've bookmarked like 3 of the qts Im talking to. What do I do

masturbate

Try not to act autismo if they call you out on it. I suppose in a way it's flattering for the girls. Before I realised you now receive a notification when you bookmark, some girl thought I was a creepy bastard for merely viewing/bookmarking.

btw how do you save pics?

Use a screen capture/snipping tool?

holy shit I keked post results

right click>inspect element>go to link>open in new tab>save

thank you my nice teethed friend

How are we doing tonight lads?

Still suicidal, but in a positive way tonight

great, I'm listening to a podcast of aussie guys talking shite and tomorrow I start a new job

Hugs user
Congrats
What kind of job?

You guys really don't know how glad I am that these threads are back.. It's nice to have a community of friends to talk to.

It is a job in admin for a health insurance company wew

...

Pizza is really expensive in sweden, are you sure you want to take the risk?

KEK

Is it just me or do all the girls on this site stay up really late?

they have no friends aside from the pajeets and muhammeds writting to them

probably because they're hours ahead of us you dumb fuck (unless you're talking to pleb ameriwhores)

No, I mean their time. My main qt stays up until like 4 am her time everyday talking to me.

What country is she from?

I'm talking to an Israelite (kek what a Jew) and she consistently sleeps around 4am

my polish qt does this as well

maybe it's a jewish thing to hide from the sun

/dannysung3
this guy keeps viewing my profile
does he want my polish banger?

lmao jawbrah is not attractive

lmao wtf is that thiing

She's Italian

Guys what do when qt is crazy? She tried to have me deploy on Skype while I was at work until my phone died

well what country is she from

Sweden (Kurdistan)

it's probably just been a long time she's met an actual man, not some queer or sandskin.

This can't be possible it's only been a week and she wanted me to call her while I was ordering food at Subway to make sure I wasn't cheating

well then bitch is crazy and is insecure of herself.

Use it against her to get nudes

This guy fucks!

Nevermind crisis averted she just said long distance relationships don't work. Maybe I'm in the clear

What does "deploy" mean in this context. Like sex or some shit?

Who is
/EternalAnglo . Is it one of y'all?

Send her pics of my dick

Yay another Norwegian that watches Silicon Valley :3

Why would you do this user?

Middleeastern women are crazy possessive

shit tier girls
>German
>French
>Spanish
>Canadian
>Thai
>Filipino
this is agreed right?

Anyway, I had something done to me that is radical, I did it for my lesbian soul! I got a nice, new piercing on my taint on Monday the 15th. About where my clitoris would be if I was a woman! It is a short, straight steel bar complete with spheres on either end. I refer to it as my un-clit. I am tending to its cleaning personally with daily baths or showers, as well as cleaning the area with rubbing alcohol twice a day.

I, Harry McFarlande, with no other outside opinions from anyone, have long been thinking about getting a piercing on my taint. A steel sphere where my clitoris would be if I was born female. In my soul identity I was born a female, I am in the wrong body, I should be a female! A female that is sexually a lesbian! My un-clit is a fair substitute to stimulate a real woman's clitoris by scissoring. I had the idea for my un-clit years ago after watching a lesbian couple "Tribbing" each other in the soft core porn movie, "The Key to Sex".

And for those who don't know about Tribbing, it is more commonly known as Scissoring, Tribadism is when one woman rubs her vulva against the other woman's vulva, to stimulate each other's clitoris. In fact, there are clits that actually stick out, penetrating the labia and better stimulating the other clitoris. The female bonobo monkeys have long clits, and they trib other female bonobos a lot of the time.

And to make sure EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS ONCE AND FOR ALL: I am a FEMALE, LESBIAN SOUL TRAPPED IN A MALE BODY. Or to put it another way, I am a LESBIAN TRANSGENDER! I am Seriously Into women! Males offend me, even my own penis totally grosses me out! I am glad that I tuck it underneath my taint, so I do not have to look down at the ugly bulge!

I HAVE come out as the lesbian transgender that I always have been and ever will! And for everyone of you shitheads who continue to mislabel me as a homosexual male, or hint towards anything of that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss my vagina of my soul!

Luckily I haven't, the crazy is enough to prevent my dick from taking control

How much worse does it get?

Yaaaay, another Norwegian on culture pals... That's quite koselig fåvæ :3

Tell me about the French?

haughty and arrogant

I like when things are koselig :3
I used to hang around here last summer and fall, first i was happy then sad.
Now i am happy.
Are you happy my friend?

It is known (and dubs confirm)

I don't believe this thing about bookmarks - someone bookmark me and let's see if I get a notification.
/scrumpy-jack
(Don't be mean I'm posted here fairly regularly)

Oh.

I was thinking about trying to meet a French QT because I want to visit France in the Spring

There are some nice ones just ignore the weebs and Parisiennes. Weirdly the best ones have shit English so if you can speak baguette you'll do great. Little bit anti-American tho

Hm. Interesting

Norwegian and happy? This seems a bit muffins to me! It is Friday though so soon it's fredagstaco and that means I am as happy as I can get. Plus my qt is coming over so I will get to tap that :3333333

Btw, have you heard about Erik Ribbskog? If you haven't, search him up and you will have laughs for weeks!

Vi er så hyggelig, skriver på engelsk så fattigfolket også skal fole seg inkludert :3

Also ignore the asians in france (for some reason there's a shitload on interpals)

theyre worse than asian americans which I though was impossible

Tell us about Asian Americans, precious

I want to build a cabin and live a cozy life up in the north of Norway. What are Norwegian girls like?

Well even the sad times must end.
Thats nice man,where is she from?
Ofc men men bare noe jeg tenkte på.
Det er jo selvsagt på et internasjonalt radioamator forum.

Lovely, but a lot of them are depressed on the inside and care too much about social media so beware.

they think their shit doesn't stink

I like Asian-Italians.. :/

Meh I can deal with the social media shit. I'll probably just end up fucking the uglier ones anyway

Oddly there seems to be no such thing as East Asian Brits - they all leave the second they graduate to go take over Daddy's factory or whatever

Fuck sake that's now 4 /cp/ lads in Somerset.

where my fellow 4 and 5 out of 10's at /cp/?

Maybe you could do a meetup in a pub :3

Ja, alt kommer til å ordne seg....... Det gjor ikke det vet du...

This is a bit embarrassing fåvæ, but I've forgot! She is either Russian or Polish, but I can't really ask her where she is from now that I am hitting that... I think she will get really offended if I tell her I forgot. I guess I have to ask her if we should add each other on social media so I can find out as I will be truly fucked if she brings up anything about her home country... Don't ask me how I managed to get into that situation, I'm just generally good at ending up in """""situations"""""/

Anyway, how's your sex life? Do you have any foreign qts?

Like in famous song Roses by famous American hit band Outkast!
The depressed ones are the ugly ones, the beautiful ones are usually both pretty inside and out.

decided to make a new tier list

God tier
>Russian
>Belarussian
>Italian
>Brazilian

High tier
>Polish
>Czech
>Romanian
>Tunisian
>Japanese
>Argentinian
>Persian

Mid Tier
>Israeli
>American
>Korean
>British
>Mexican
>Colombian
>Venezuelan
>Chinese
>Moroccan
>Balkan

Low Tier
>Irish
>French
>Spanish
>Turkish
>Scandinavian
>Peruvian
>Vietnamese
>Greek

>Shit tier
>Indonesian
>Filipino
>Thai
>German
>Canadian
>Australian
>Dutch
>Belgian