>Be CS student
>Take my Sup Forums approved laptop of choice (T420) out of my backpack
>Professor comes in with the newest MacBook Pro in his hand
>Looks at me, and jokingly asks me which garbage dump I got my laptop from
>Realise that I am the only one in class that doesn't use a MacBook.
Fuck you so much Sup Forums
I have never felt so miserable in my entire life.
Absolutely American
Why do you care what they think about your laptop choice
That never happened anyway
>living outside the greatest nation on earth
>Be Network Tecnician student
>Take out my x220 in class
>Teacher looks at me with interest
>Realize suddently that i'm the only person in class that actually brings a computer with him besides the teacher.
Oh woe is me.
But I already live in Germany
>Looks at me, and jokingly asks me which garbage dump I got my laptop from
Either your LARPing or your college is a scam. Which one is it user?
did you let him pound your bussy?
- Escape burger land.
- Move to a first world country were they use the right tools for the right job.
- Get the metric system as a bonus.
- ????
- PROFIT!!
>>Looks at me, and jokingly asks me which garbage dump I got my laptop from
HAHAHAH
>bought p51
>absolutely no rugrats
>garbage dump I got my laptop from
so, don't leave us hanging, which one was it?
>Live in Germany
>MacBooks at CS
>Telling the truth
Pick only two, fa.m
burgerland is the only first world country.
>be macfag
>have something against thingpad users, you probably were anally annihilated by one of them
>go to Sup Forums
>make up lies
>get replies
>Caring
>country shitposting
>Sup Forums
>I have never felt so miserable in my entire life.
Better get help for that massive insecurity of yours. You got the best equipment of the whole class. They're jelly.
more like the only third world country posing as a first world one
i would have said Get a real computer not a toy
things that never happened the thread
> >Looks at me, and jokingly asks me which garbage dump I got my laptop from
Ur mom's ass.
Opie, your thread is shit. I wonder why did you make it.
meanwhile their Mac is just as functional as your 90s laptop without weighing 10 tons.
Muh nigguh. NRW here. :3
You can use the metric system in the US if you want. We have freedom here
This. Literally country of the Linux desktop.
Apple doesn't care about Mac OS X
They do, solely because it's a single purpose workstation for writing iOS software.
Errrr, no?
Germany is an autistic and Orwellian shithole still traumatized by Nazis to the extent that they become a new, cucked version of Nazis.
>t. i get my (((facts))) from Sup Forums
Did you install OSX?
because you will never reproduce
>We have freedom here
Tried to switch ISP lately? X D
>Be massive faggot
>Take memes too seriously on Sup Forums
>See that all the autists on Sup Forums hate "crapple" and prefer thinkpads because nobody but business people from 2004 know what they are.
>Buy a computer with a 2nd gen i5 because still better than Macbook Pro.
>Lug my fatass piece of shit computer to class.
>Take it out. realize everybody else uses a Macbook
>Professor comes in, doesn't say shit about my laptop.
>Nobody says anything about my laptop because nobody gives a shit
>Still feel insecure because I'm a little bitch that makes decisions based on a Japanese Basket Weaving Image Board.
>Go home and cry about it on Sup Forums
Fuck you too
>x220
2k for this garbage?
cnet.com
>giving shit about how other people feel your tool
I'll just reply "it just work"
Yeah. All I had to do was call ATT and say I didnt want their shit next day went and got Spectrum. Why would switching ISP be hard?
OP, learn those words:
"Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM".
Also learn how to speak it while sounding the squarest people you can think of, like if you was wearing a suit and ready to breakdown into a power point chart madness.
This will send him a shiver down his spine.
You say that like not reproducing is a bad thing. . .
They have small ThinkPads, you know.
They also have "stylish" laptops (already well into faggot territory here, but I'm meeting you halfway) that aren't ThinkPads; ThinkPads are mainly for Linux compatibility, which Lenovo certifies, and Linux isn't exactly for people concerned with form over function.
I don't know. All I hear is that burgers can't into other ISP.
>tfw when government bred muhummad sucks your wife's tits.
You're on the wrong board, m8.
/thread
>Be AE student
>use pen and paper as everyone else because good luck writing down big ass formulas and taking notes on top of that in real time
>Spacecraft Dynamics lecturer arrives
>he's wearing a legit ESA t-shirt (since we know he worked there)
>opens his backpack and pulls out a ThinkPad
>he connects it to the VGA port of the projector on the desk and the lesson starts
It's not Sup Forums's fault if you follow shit courses, held by shit lecturers, in shit universities.
merkel era is done
the most she can hope for is a merly 4 years of beeing a powerless husk
that's true
>>use pen and paper as everyone else because good luck writing down big ass formulas and taking notes on top of that in real time
>not using a surface pro
AHAHAHAHAHA what a poorfag
After professor said that you should have said back
>At least I'm not gay.
>surface pro
This wrong street pajeet go away
>retard listening to uneducated and unqualified retards
serves you right
you mad poor fag?
>Reviewed: March 14, 2011
stopped reading at macbook pro
Actual first year CS student here
>probably a 20/50/30 split of Linux/Windows/Apple users
>many people take notes by hand as well
>second day someone came up to me saying he liked my ThinkPad
>professors have better things to do than walk around carrying MacBooks and acting smug
Haha
Not funny
Actual second year CS student here
>probably 1/19/80 split of Linux/Windows/Apple users
>what are notes, you writing down how a red-black tree works? lolfaggit
>second day nobody came up to me saying a gyat damn thing, like every day ever
>it's probably my thinkpad and icy disposition
>professors are dimly even aware of my existence, let alone berating my consumer choices
ur the coolest one
2old4me
>Bring x220 to work because of a school project we have to do
>boss looks at it
>ask how much I spent on it
>what harddrive
>what processor and ram
>tells me he'd have bought it for a 100$ less and that I've been ripped off
>he has the i7 model with 2 ssds
>mfw
Your uni is shit, op
>bring T420 to my office
>start working
>coil whine is unbearable
>co-workers start to ask what's that high pitch noise
For being a business laptop this thing is pretty bad in a business environment
Traumatized by jews, you mean.
>being so retarded he believes what he reads on the internet
>being so hated by your community no one told you not to believe teh shit you see on t.v/ the internet
top most of all top keks
>i7 on a faptop
I get these things so I can use them for days at a time in hard terrain. I don't need them to be powerful. I need them to be survivors. An i7 goes into my water cooled with custom plumbing quad SLI towering obelisk of virginity at home, you smug fucking bragging-about-your-laptop silly goose.
Weird, I gave one of those to my girlfriend, then my friend. Never sounded like either had an issue.
Not everyone has to do the military bootcamp 5 times because they're a failure to their nation. The i7M is noticeably superior to the i5 2520M I have.
...
Newfag
You need to drop that class immediately.
>4
military.com
>Minimum passing requrements:
>Male 35 push ups
>Female 13 push ups
i second on that, tell us op
Enjoy getting cucked by ahmed.
EQUALITY!
>Be engineer student
>take my Sup Forums approved thinkpad x220 out
>everyone looks at me
>professor comes to me and tells me that all the labwork is done with Macs in mind
>smile back and tell him, I am on a Mac
>Everyone gets confuzzled
>Start up my thinkpad with tri-boot option
>Boot up my hackintosh
>"Girl" next to me jizzes in her pants
>Professor's head explodes
>Jizz in my pants
of outcome
Google's not the only place with quotas.
Former IT student here.
>Took thinkpad to College
>tried to get friends interested in it
>Bbutt.. it's got rugged design
>Bbutt.. really nice keyboard
>"Fuck off user I'm trying to work"
>"Fuck off I don't care"
>"Fuck off and be autistic somewhere else"
/thread
Girls don't jizz. Virgin detected
But he said "girl".
Read between the lines.
Traps everywhere
What is central USA?
Not to be a faggot, but I unironically like my t420 and think it's a solid machine that meets my needs. It was cheap and it does what I need it to do. I don't feel the need to nurse it like a baby in the same way I do with my other, much more expensive electronics. My girlfriend teased me about it a grand total of once, as her high school's computer lab had a stockpile of thinkpads.
Nobody anywhere else has ever so much as looked at my pad and said anything bad about it. Hell, I've had a couple bearded Linux wizards who do sysadmin at my job that've complimented me, even though it's just running Windows. So yeah. Nobody cares, if anyone teases you, just tease them back.
Did you forget India exists?
> Space program
> "Super power by 2030" (Used to be 2020)
> Yet literally have such a huge issue with poverty + Population growth that they can't deal with (Which is why many immigrate)
> The now Sup Forums classic "Poo in the Loo"
I could go on but I cannot be arsed.
You'll grow out of caring what people think about you in a few years, until then, go suck cock OP, you're being a massive faggot