Your walking around in tha park during a comfy autumn morning when a canadian comes and says hi

> Your walking around in tha park during a comfy autumn morning when a canadian comes and says hi

What do?

Hey there buds

I am greek

I am greek

say hi

Justin not here, somebody might see us.

He's cute ? If so say ''Eh'' and kiss him

Get scared and run away because I am socially awkward
*gets scared and runs away*

Bonjour, tu parles francais?

purchase some of the finest maple syrup from the street vendor

would pretend like I don't understand a single world in English

对不起,我不说中国话

Genocide

You should get in a fight

Hey
*smacks lips aalnd grabs junk*
What's a fine lil white boi doin out here? This place is dangerous
*Grins and releases negro smell to attract white boi*

Tell him that he's gay since he's anglo

Steal his mochila.

>"Hello, fellow Canadian, shall we partake of poutine while we discuss the next phase of our plan to fatten up the Americans and harvest their flesh for our Pagan Gods? My treat."

I'd start doing geese noises to scare him away

That might actually work.

Have you met our geese?

are canadian geese in my country illegal immigrants?

> Your walking around

Stopped reading right there.

I don't go anywhere without my motorized scooter.

They have dual citizenship

>get shot

Other way around actually

I don't really understand. They come here for summers to fug, then go back south to live rest of their lives cause it's too cold in winters. Why not just stay down there?

maybe they like our bread better

yup
that overly shitting pests came from south

Cuz it's too hot in the south for them to stay there except in the winter.

They stay in the purple zones all year round though, so some of them do in fact stay down here. In fact that map is a little flawed, I live further south than the purple line just a bit and I saw a bunch of baby geese trailing the mom and dad the other day. So I guess it depends on the individual goose whether they want to Vacay in Canada for the fucks or just sit on their ass all year round in the same spot.

Our summers aren't much different from deep south though. They are slightly shorter but temperature variation is like 5-6 degrees on average. I look at Houston weather and the only difference is it's 36 in the day instead of 32 here, practically same humidity and all.

That's why I stay indoors

>WHY ARE NORTH AMERICANS SO FRIENDLY
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Our summers aren't much different from deep south though.
I don't even have to go to extremes to be confused by this statement
>Ottawa
>average high in July: 26.6,
>avg humidity: 53.7%
>Washington DC
>avg high in July: 31.3
>avg humidity: 67%

That's a big difference, and Washington DC is basically the least Southern City that's still arguably in the south.