Sup Forums Humor/gore/wtf thread

post what you got

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i nostalgia’d

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That's not a terrible idea. Sidegrade to middle click.

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kek made me laugh

explain please

keeps the athlete's foot away

good thread

>windows 10 fucking over ice machines
lamoing rn

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Is one of the wheels for vertical and the other for horizontal bars?

when you see it...

I had to do that once when my Nokia phone broke

Hahahaha

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Video card version was better...

>it's not that bad
>implying the quake fov that it now outputs isn't top tier
Honestly people are finding problems where solutions lie

Student asking cybersec to unblock a cartoon porn site on his uni's subreddit.

people buy the $1k iphone, they are probably trying to compete?

They can't read analog time, cursive, or speak English correctly either.

cursive is useless and for faggots who think powdered wigs look cool

What in tarnation did ye' just yap your little trap about me ye' Lil' varmint? I'd liken ye' to know I graduated with flyin' colors over at the navy seals, and I reckon I be the sharpest shooter west of ol' Dixie

You forgot they can't use or understand anything SI

I just ordered a bunch of electronics and stuff from china thats probably transported in a paper bag and this is triggering me

>ohh spayk einglish correcly eivuhh

Is faster to write and looks good.

LOL GET IT CAUSE THE BOX WAS BENT AND SO WAS THE SSD AND WINDOWS FOLLOWED TOO !!! HAHAHAHA LMFAO

SO FUNNY XDDDDDDDD

fuck you

greetings chinaman, what finery do you have in stock for perusing hmmmm?

I "jump started" an old tablet like that. Wouldn't turn on,the battery was completely dead and wouldn't charge

I got a bunch of IC adaptors like that with bent pins. Took close to half an hour with the edge of a credit card to get that BS sorted.

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Holy shit my fridge is pajeetsoft botnet

What's that white gunk?

Not even 768?

is that

Not only cartoon porn but toddlercon, necro, scat etc

autism is hitting hard pal?

speed glue. it speeds up your pins. he missed some though, which is why it's funny xD

It's heat sink paste. It draws heat out of the CPU but he put it on the pins instead of the little square in the middle

I'm happy I didn't get the joke.

nah just tired of teenage humor I guess

you're a faggot

kek, haven't seen this one

>SI
Why the fuck would you need to speak that spic language, American is enough for everyone.

is this the dualshock 4 controller? and does it work?

Why does it matter and why wouldn't it work?

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I did this with an electric razor years ago when i had a job interview and no money, worked fine.

No reason it shouldn't work, unless the controller needs more amps than the smaller cells can provide.

we're talking milliamps here
1-200 at most

That's a myth and an excuse to piss in the shower. If anything it just provide more nutrients for the fungus.

it's an xbone controller. the ds4 doesn't have batteries, no ds ever has

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I wish this was real.
It would add extra flavour if it memory dumped to a usb then fired the usb at the nearest street.

i love when operating systems do stuff like this

It's called Fourier Transform, converting into microwave domain

maybe a few vitamins but urine is ammonia. that would kill fungus.

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Thermal cum

It really only has 2 gigs of RAM? My sub-$300 Moto g4 plus has 4 gigs of RAM

Can't wait for this to crash and burn, Google has no business selling $1000 phones.
Might pick it up once it falls to 500.

I made it fresh today.

>internet of things

I wish he posted the figurine collection

Holy fuck

> exhentai? What's this?
> sadpanda.jpg
> Weird. Whatever, guess I'll unblock it
I am amazed this worked.

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This cant be real

I don' get it.

Fuck off

Apple did it better

Sierra on a Mac only uses 900MB on 2GB system with Safari open with a few tabs.
You don't need that much memory when things are optimized, specially in it's own ecosystem.

It isn't a mixed and matched shit like Windows or Linux.

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That's either bullshit or amazing because el cap instantly eats up 3.8gb of my 4

Poo in Loo

Only wired memory is actually in use, the rest is always cached, used for application binaries and libraries, like SuperFetch™ on Windows®.

My Xfce distro uses only 400MB by default and eats 300-1500MB with firefox open, depending on how many tabs I have. So "mismatched software" isn't a problem.